Let’s start on a positive note—because my mother taught me to say something nice before unleashing the rest. The location of this property is chef’s kiss. You can stroll to pretty much everything worth seeing, and if you’re not in the mood to rack up 12,000 steps on your Fitbit, the free bus service practically chauffeurs you from the front door.The room itself? Small but clean—like “adorable shoebox” small. Perfect for two people, maybe three if you’re into synchronized breathing. Families, don’t even think about it unless you enjoy living in a real-life game of human Tetris. There’s a coffee maker but no coffee, and only one coffee mug. Translation: if you’re traveling as a couple, you’ll either have to share… or fight for it Hunger Games–style.Now, buckle up for the “plot twist” at check-in. Turns out the property owner has a parking pass for the on-site garage… but they keep it for themselves like Gollum hoarding the One Ring. You? You get to embark on your very own parking quest. Your options are a 35-minute walk from the airport road parking or a 25-minute walk from the ice rink lot. Sure, you can hop a bus, but that’s still a 20–25 minute commitment each way. Translation: once you park, you’ll see your car about as often as you see Halley’s Comet.Yes, it’s in the fine print that there’s “no parking,” so shame on me for not reading it more closely—but come on. In what universe is it okay to rent out a property with on-site parking available and then not let guests