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Hospitalidad

I like the place very clean

Hospitalidad

I loved the pool!

We made it our mission to use every amenity this Four Seasons offers, and somehow the property delivered on all of them. We started our days at the breakfast buffet ($52). The spread was incredible, but the real star was the passion fruit juice. I'm not exaggerating when I say I had three glasses every single morning. From there we kept busy. We played tennis, hit balls at the driving range, and took a cart around the golf course. We tried both swimming pools, which were spotless, and spent time on a beach with some of the softest sand we've ever walked on. We borrowed bikes and rode the trails down to the farm, the animal sanctuary, and the petting zoo, which was a highlight. We also spent time at the wellness center, which was the perfect way to slow down between activities. One of the best parts was how uncrowded everything felt. There were so few guests that the pools, beach, and courts felt almost private. And whenever we needed to get somewhere, a golf cart was ready to take us anywhere on the property at a moment's notice. Dinner was just as memorable. We tried the new restaurant, Perla, and it was awesome. But Palm Court absolutely blew our minds. If you only have one dinner here, or even three, make it Palm Court. Of course, the legendary Four Seasons concierge lived up to the reputation. Every request was handled quickly and with genuine warmth. To sum it up in one word: iconic.

DO NOT STAY HERE Physical threats, severe septic biohazards and unlawful retaliatory eviction ​From the very beginning this was a dangerous nightmare involving false advertising, septic flooding, and direct threats of physical violence. ​Material Misrepresentation: The pool area borders an abandoned structure littered with trash, broken glass and dirty diapers. Management admitted in writing it is an "eye sore" lost in a court boundary dispute, so they cannot clean it. ​Sewage Flood & Zero Staff: The toilet in our room catastrophically overflowed. The host texted me to shut off the toilet valve myself. Our belongings clothes and luggage were covered in toilet water. ​Gaslighting: Management sent a fraudulent "recap message" claiming backed up toilet water was "rainwater" and denied our clothes were wet—ignoring that we had to immediately salvage them from the floor. ​Violent Threats & Intimidation: When I disputed their false recap in writing, the property manager’s boyfriend threatened me with physical violence and called a group of friends to show up at the property to actively intimidate us. ​Retaliatory Eviction: They kicked us out at 9PM the night before checkout with nowhere to go, using intimidation and hostility to force us off the property in the dark. ​This property is completely unsafe and unfit for guests. All texts, biohazard photos, and incident reports have been submitted to authorities. PLEASE avoid this plaace at all costs for your own safety!