Embassy Suites by Hilton Jacksonville Baymeadows:
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️☆ (4 out of 5)
“A Roach, a Ribeye, and a Really Good Time”
Let me start by saying the location is beautiful—quiet, green, and peaceful enough to make you forget you’re still in Jacksonville. The staff’s attention was lightning fast—almost scary how quick they’d show up when I needed something. The bed? Cloud-level comfy. Slept like a baby that just had warm milk and zero worries.
Now, the breakfast was excellent—the omelets were the kind of good that make you question your life choices for ever skipping breakfast before. The seating area was beautiful and relaxing, like a place where you’d imagine yourself sipping coffee and pretending you’re in a business meeting just to look important.
The bar and grill? Top tier. The steak was on point—medium rare perfection that made me forget I’m not supposed to eat late at night.
Now… about the bathroom experience. Let’s just say I made an unexpected friend—a tiny roach who must’ve checked in before me and refused to leave. There was also some hair on the bathroom ceiling (how it got up there, I’ll never know) and the shower curtain had seen better days—probably since the early 2000s.
Despite that, everything else was solid. With a little TLC and a few gallons of bleach, this place could easily be a 5-star gem.
Would I stay again? Absolutely. But next time, I’m bringing my own bug spray and a can of paint—just to help them out. 😂
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