As you walk into the room the first thing I see is the smoke detector hanging in pieces from the ceiling. Next up go to sit on the toilet and the seat is missing one of the bumpers, so it slides sideways. OK I've dealt with worse.
Next around supper time, the smell of curry premates the whole hotel.
Shower time, black mold in the shower.
Final straw was as I'm getting ready to checkout, a lizard runs over my foot. Just a small lizard, buuut.
I've stayed in worse, but only in third world countries.