Filthy: walls, floors, stairs, rugs, garages, ceiling fan, vents, food cart, & fireplace.
Not clean: toilets, mirrors/glass, dried food, splattered milk, crumbs in cupboards and in couch, balloon pieces, porch.
Swept clean like a guest would do, but vacuums broken. Tried to clean shower- no hot water.
Key code only-many doors unlocked. Where are the fire extinguishers? Microphone? How to turn off hot tub? Where cleaning supplies? Doors left open that should be locked.
Unsafe: road through middle of yard, river, fire alarms/ carbon monoxide detectors gone, unstable bench injured guest, splintered table injured guests, grill can’t move. guest “dumped off” a warped stair. Open outlet on floor, mouse trap in bunk room, small screws on floor. No child gates. NO it’s really not: 10 bed, sleeps 40, luxury, ranch, in the mountains, 40 acres, private/secluded, comfortable, newly furnished, maintained, hiking/biking trails, office, garden, playground, family friendly, carbon monoxide detectors, ice. No indication the firepit is gas. Yes, expenses spared, beds, couches and seating awfully uncomfortable, unkept yard, too many stairs for elderly and infants. doorknob missing, holes in walls, missing plugs. Unusable garages, 8 bedrooms, sleeps 24, furniture cheap, broken, worn out. Host left questions unanswered, can’t trust a straight answer, too many problems to deal with. PM helpful to show the house months ago, but didn’t return call with answers. Didn’t have their number.
