4/10 Malo
Racheal G.
12 abr. 2026
No le gustó: Limpieza
Coney Corner Condo at the Carbine Resort ReviewIf you’re looking for a place where the mold goes “to the windowww… to the wall…” (yes, all the way down the shower wall), then congratulations — you’ve found your dream destination. 🫠This condo really commits to a theme… unfortunately, that theme is moisture and regret.Now, to be fair — the rooms were clean, but kinda tired. Like everything got a quick wipe down and then just… gave up. The “maintenance crew” did respond promptly when I called about the mold, but after a few squirts of cleaner, they basically cleaned their hands of it and called the job done. One spot got attention… the rest, I guess, was considered safe — or maybe just part of the condo’s overall aesthetic.Let’s talk about the beds. If you enjoy sleeping on something firmer than plywood straight out of an old yard sale, you’re in luck. I’ve had more give from a folding table at a church potluck. And the pillows? Harder than a high school math test you didn’t study for.The overall vibe? Think “we stopped updating in 1997 and just hoped for the best.” Every corner feels like a surprise… and not the good kind.But hey — if you like your vacations with a side of mystery smells, questionable upkeep, and chiropractic consequences, this is absolutely the place for you.Otherwise… maybe keep scrolling.
Racheal G.
Se hospedó 3 noches en abril de 2026