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The Horny Toad Guesthouse

3.0 star property
Beachfront comfort, a fitness center

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Reviews

9.4 out of 10
Exceptional

Popular amenities

  • Gym
  • Barbecue grill
  • Kitchen
  • Housekeeping
  • Laundry
  • Parking included

Explore the area

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2 Vlaun Drive, Simpson Bay
  • Simpson Bay Beach
    ‪8 min walk‬
  • Flamingo Beach
    ‪3 min drive‬
  • Maho Beach
    ‪4 min drive‬
  • Philipsburg (SXM-Princess Juliana Intl.)
    ‪2 min drive‬

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Room options

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Hibiscus

  • 452 sq ft
  • 1 bedroom
  • Sea view
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 King Bed

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Frangipani

  • 506 sq ft
  • 1 bedroom
  • Sea view
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 King Bed

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Bougainvillea

  • 463 sq ft
  • 1 bedroom
  • Sea view
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 King Bed

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Sea Grape

  • 570 sq ft
  • Studio
  • Sea view
  • Sleeps 4
  • 1 King Bed

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Jasmine

  • 506 sq ft
  • 1 bedroom
  • Sea view
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 King Bed

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Flamboyant

  • 498 sq ft
  • 1 bedroom
  • Sea view
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 King Bed

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Mimosa

  • 646 sq ft
  • 1 bedroom
  • Sea view
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 King Bed

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Orchid

  • 592 sq ft
  • 1 bedroom
  • Sea view
  • Sleeps 4
  • 1 King Bed

About the neighborhood

Simpson Bay

The Horny Toad Guesthouse places you within a short walk of Simpson Bay Beach and within a mile (2 km) of Kim Sha Beach. This 3-star apartment building has 8 guestrooms and offers free in-room WiFi, free self parking, and a gym.
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What's nearby

  • Simpson Bay Beach - 8 min walk - 0.5 miles
  • Kim Sha Beach - 2 min drive - 0.8 miles
  • Flamingo Beach - 3 min drive - 1.4 miles
  • Maho Beach - 4 min drive - 2.1 miles
  • Mullet Bay Beach - 4 min drive - 2.3 miles

Getting around

  • Princess Juliana Intl. Airport (SXM) - 11 min drive

Restaurants

  • ‪Buccaneer Beach Bar - ‬3 min drive
  • ‪SkipJack Restaurant - ‬16 min walk
  • ‪Topper's Restaurant & Bar - ‬18 min walk
  • ‪McDonald's - ‬11 min walk
  • ‪Red Piano - ‬4 min drive

About this property

Entire place

You'll have the entire apartment to yourself and will only share it with other guests in your party.

The Horny Toad Guesthouse

Beachfront comfort, a fitness center
Guests of The Horny Toad Guesthouse enjoy features like a gym, free WiFi in public areas, and a computer station. If you drive, put free parking to good use. Front-desk staff can assist with concierge services and luggage storage. Other amenities at this beach apartment building include free newspapers, a terrace, and laundry facilities.
Each apartment is soundproofed and features a kitchen and a balcony or patio, and there's space to spread out with a dining area and a sitting area. Guests can expect to find free WiFi. Other standard amenities include a coffee maker, a ceiling fan, and a safe.
Recreational amenities at the apartment include a fitness center.

Languages

English

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Property amenities

Beach

  • On the beach
  • Beach loungers
  • Beach towels

Internet

  • Available in the apartment: Free WiFi
  • Available in some public areas: Free WiFi

Parking and transportation

  • Free self parking on site

Kitchen

  • Blender
  • Coffee/tea maker
  • Cookware, dishware, and utensils
  • Freezer
  • Full-sized refrigerator/freezer
  • Microwave
  • Oven
  • Paper towels
  • Stovetop
  • Toaster

Bedrooms

  • Bedsheets provided

Bathroom

  • 1 private bathroom
  • Bathtub or shower
  • Hair dryer
  • Shower
  • Toilet paper
  • Towels provided

Living spaces

  • Separate dining area
  • Separate sitting area

Entertainment

  • Games

Outdoor areas

  • Balcony/patio
  • Barbecue grill
  • Garden
  • Terrace

Laundry

  • Laundry facilities

Work spaces

  • Computer station

Comfort

  • Air conditioning
  • Ceiling fan

Pets

  • No pets or service animals

Suitability/Accessibility

  • If you have requests for specific accessibility needs, please contact the property using the information on the reservation confirmation received after booking.
  • Upper floors accessible by stairs only
  • Smoke-free property

Services and conveniences

  • Concierge services
  • Free newspapers in lobby
  • Housekeeping (daily)
  • Iron/ironing board
  • Limited-hour front desk
  • Luggage storage
  • Safe
  • Tour and ticket assistance

Location highlights

  • Near the airport
  • Near the ocean

Things to do

  • Gym

Safety features

  • Carbon monoxide detector not reported (host has not indicated whether there is a carbon monoxide detector on the property; consider bringing a portable detector)
  • Smoke detector not reported (host has not indicated whether there is a smoke detector on the property)

General

  • 2 floors
  • 8 units
  • Access via exterior corridors
  • Garden
  • Individual decor
  • Individual furnishings
  • Property does not allow children
  • Soundproofing

Policies

Check-in

Check-in start time: 3:00 PM; Check-in end time: 9 PM
Late check-in subject to availability

Check-out

Check-out before 11:00 AM

Special check-in instructions

The front desk is open daily from 8:00 AM - 5:00 PM
Guests will receive an email 72 hours before arrival with check-in instructions; front desk staffed during limited hours
If you are planning to arrive after 8 PM please contact the property in advance using the information on the booking confirmation
For any questions, please contact the property using the information on the booking confirmation

Access methods

Front desk (limited hours)

Pets

  • This property doesn't allow pets or service animals

Children and extra beds

  • This property doesn't allow children 10 and younger (only guests older than 10 are allowed)

Property payment types

Important information

You need to know

Extra-person charges may apply and vary depending on property policy
Government-issued photo identification and a credit card, debit card, or cash deposit may be required at check-in for incidental charges
Special requests are subject to availability upon check-in and may incur additional charges; special requests cannot be guaranteed
This property accepts credit cards
Host has not indicated whether there is a carbon monoxide detector on the property; consider bringing a portable detector with you on the trip
Host has not indicated whether there is a smoke detector on the property
Please note that cultural norms and guest policies may differ by country and by property; the policies listed are provided by the property
  • Check-in: 3:00 PM
  • Check-out: 11:00 AM
The front desk is available during limited hours. Driving? This property offers free parking.

We should mention

Details about charges, deposits, or other important information:

  • This property is managed by a professional host. The provision of housing is linked to their trade, business, or profession.
  • Charges for extra guests may apply and vary depending on the property's policy.
  • A cash deposit, credit card, or debit card for incidental charges, as well as a government-issued photo ID, may be required at check-in.
  • Special requests are subject to availability at the time of check-in and can't be guaranteed. Certain requests may come with additional charges.
  • This property accepts credit cards.

Additional information about polices, regulations, and more:

  • There are no elevators.
  • No cribs or infant beds are available.
  • No rollaway or extra beds are available.

National rating

This property does not have a Sint Maarten Tourist Board rating. For the benefit of our customers, we have provided a rating based on our rating system.

Property is also known as

Horny Toad Guesthouse
Horny Toad Guesthouse Apartment
Horny Toad Guesthouse Apartment Simpson Bay
Horny Toad Guesthouse Simpson Bay
Horny Toad house Simpson Bay
The Horny Toad Simpson Bay
The Horny Toad Guesthouse Apartment
The Horny Toad Guesthouse Simpson Bay
The Horny Toad Guesthouse Apartment Simpson Bay

Frequently asked questions

What's there to see around The Horny Toad Guesthouse?

This apartment is located in Simpson Bay, a short 8-minute walk from Simpson Bay Beach and also 17 minutes on foot from Kim Sha Beach. You'll also find Maho Beach and Mullet Bay Beach within a short drive.

Will I be able to park at this apartment?

Yes, self parking is offered for free at the apartment.

Does The Horny Toad Guesthouse feature a casino at the property?

No, The Horny Toad Guesthouse doesn't have a casino.

Is there an indoor pool at The Horny Toad Guesthouse?

No, there is no indoor pool at this apartment.

What will couples enjoy most about a stay at The Horny Toad Guesthouse?

Amenities that appeal to couples at this beachfront apartment include a kitchen as well as concierge services and a terrace.

Does The Horny Toad Guesthouse have a hot tub?

No, this apartment doesn't have a spa tub.

Does The Horny Toad Guesthouse have a restaurant with a breakfast menu?

No, The Horny Toad Guesthouse doesn't have a restaurant that serves breakfast.

Does The Horny Toad Guesthouse allow pets to stay for free?

No, pets and service animals aren't allowed at The Horny Toad Guesthouse.

Where is the closest airport to The Horny Toad Guesthouse?

The closest major airport to The Horny Toad Guesthouse is Princess Juliana Intl. Airport (SXM), which is within a mile. Another top airport is Grand Case (SFG-L'Esperance), which is located 8.1 mi away (24-minute drive).

Can I book a room with a balcony at The Horny Toad Guesthouse?

Yes, every apartment at The Horny Toad Guesthouse comes with a balcony with some featuring sea views.

The Horny Toad Guesthouse Reviews

Reviews

9.4

Exceptional

Rating 10 - Excellent. 39 out of 52 reviews
Rating 8 - Good. 11 out of 52 reviews
Rating 6 - Okay. 1 out of 52 reviews
Rating 4 - Poor. 0 out of 52 reviews
Rating 2 - Terrible. 1 out of 52 reviews

9.6/10

Cleanliness

10/10

Staff & service

9.6/10

Amenities

9.6/10

Property conditions & facilities

8.8/10

Eco-friendliness

Reviews

10/10 Excellent

Cheryl

Traveled with partner
Liked: Cleanliness, amenities, property conditions & facilities
We will continue to come back! Beautiful beach, friendly and accommodating hosts, all the amenities you need, perfect distance to everything . The host was so welcoming and made us feel like a part of the family the second we arrived until we left!!
Stayed 6 nights in Mar 2025

10/10 Excellent

Alexander

Traveled with partner
Liked: Cleanliness, amenities, property conditions & facilities
Deb & Doug are accommodating and great to talk to to get ideas of things to do. Perfect place to stay!
Stayed 5 nights in Mar 2024

10/10 Excellent

marilyn

Traveled with partner
Liked: Cleanliness, amenities, property conditions & facilities
It is just cute, clean and friendly. Great beach and walk to restaurants.
Stayed 2 nights in Nov 2023

6/10 Okay

Olga

The view was amazing

10/10 Excellent

Dennis

Liked: Cleanliness, amenities, property conditions & facilities
Stayed 8 nights in Jun 2023

2/10 Terrible

Valeria-ann

Stayed 2 nights in Jun 2023

10/10 Excellent

Michael

Liked: Cleanliness, amenities, property conditions & facilities
The view from this property is amazing. Debbie and Doug are amazing hosts and want this to feel like home for you. One of the best experiences with a room I have had. The pictures do not do this place justice. It is so much better than it shows. I WILL BE BACK!!!!

8/10 Good

David

Liked: Cleanliness, room comfort
Stayed 1 night in Dec 2022

10/10 Excellent

Christopher

Liked: Cleanliness, room comfort
The room was huge and very clean. The owners were very friendly and available at anytime. The location was perfect and were were able to use the private beach right outside our door. Can't wait to book again.
Stayed 1 night in Dec 2022

10/10 Excellent

adriaan

Traveled with partner
Liked: Cleanliness, amenities, property conditions & facilities
Overall very good!!
Stayed 1 night in Jun 2022

10/10 Excellent

Jean

Liked: Cleanliness, amenities, property conditions & facilities
Loved the views, the privacy and the beach at your front door. But to top it off Debbie & her Husband went out of their way to make sure I was good my whole stay. Definitely recommend & will definitely be back!
Stayed 4 nights in May 2022

10/10 Excellent

Philip

Traveled with family
Liked: Cleanliness, amenities, property conditions & facilities
What a beautiful place to sit back, listen to the ocean and relax.
Stayed 1 night in Apr 2022

10/10 Excellent

Rachel

Traveled with family
Liked: Cleanliness, property conditions & facilities
Such a wonderful place and we were greeted with a very warm welcome!
Stayed 1 night in Jan 2022

10/10 Excellent

Olenka

Traveled with family
Liked: Cleanliness, amenities, property conditions & facilities
Fantastic place! Debbie and Doug are so nice and helpful! Right in the beach and close to everything.
Stayed 1 night in Dec 2021

10/10 Excellent

frank

Liked: Cleanliness, amenities, property conditions & facilities
Please don't even think of travelling to St. Marten unless you're going to stay at the Toad. When I arrived, four out of the eight suites were occupied by "regulars" who had been coming there for years. I found out why. A stunning view right on the water, steps to the warm sea. A parade of yachts going by. Always something to see. I enjoyed watching planes taking off and the sound was not bothersome. And then there's Debbie and Dan. You couldn't ask for nicer people. The nightly happy hour was a wonderful opportunity to chat with fellow travelers I didn't even rent a car for my six day visit. I walked to stores and restaurants You'll be happy to stay there!
Stayed 4 nights in Nov 2021

10/10 Excellent

Kyle, Bastrop, Texas

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort

We Shall Return

As being First Time Visitors to St Maarten, Cherry meet us out late when we got there due to some airline Delays and gave us the lay of the land. The waves pounded outside at the beach all night and it was super relaxing. The beach is 10 feet from the edge of the yard and it is absolutely beautiful. It was located near bars and breakfast places within walking distance on the beach or driving down the road.
Stayed 4 nights in Aug 2017

10/10 Excellent

Peter

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort
Excellent location, great staff, great place to relax & get away from it all. Bars and restaurants close by.
Stayed 14 nights in Jun 2017

10/10 Excellent

Peter

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort
Great place to relax & unwind, right at the beach, with bars & restaurants near by,
Stayed 3 nights in Aug 2017

10/10 Excellent

susan, bushnell,fl

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort

quiet guest house on beautiful beach

Walk out of your room , onto white sand beach and into turquoise waters. Easy access to airport , restaurants, and water activities. Rooms are spacious with well-equipped kitchen. Fresh flowers and daily newspaper. Owners are great hosts, very helpful. They make you feel at home.
Stayed 9 nights in Jun 2017

10/10 Excellent

Mark and Ruthie, Madison, WI

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort

Just a overall great experience

We could not asked for anything more. We had such a great time, lots of walkable things to do and the staff could not have been nicer. We would so come back and tell all our friends.

10/10 Excellent

steven

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort

might expect in a small hotel and then some.

Everything one might expect in a smaller beachfront hotel and then some. Owner/managers were very hospitable - they even threw a delicious St Patrick's Day dinner party and invited all the guests. Nightly happy hour gatherings. Located directly on a beautiful stretch of Simpson Bay Beach. Short walk to restaurants, stores and bus transportation. Very accessible to airport so there is some airport noise but not late at night..

10/10 Excellent

Becky L., Michigan

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort

Excellent choice!

We prefer resorts that are not a franchise and are not all inclusive. We like to experience our vacation without the 'mega resort' environment. Based on reviews, we chose to stay at this resort and we loved it so much we already reserved our room for next year. The staff are excellent and could. It have been more friendly. The only reason we honored a four star for cleanliness is because as with mega resorts this place does not have tile/quartz floors, 24/7 cleaning staff and the most up to date accommodations, which was absolutely fine with us. However some individuals may expect different. We were pleasantly surprised that four of the couples who were at our resort have been returning for 10+ years. Just that alone confirms how well respected this resort is.

10/10 Excellent

Paula, Chicago

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort

Perfect hide-a-away!

Our room faced the rolling surf, the sound was sooooo relaxing. I've never been a person to lay in a hammock but I actually fell asleep in theirs, sheltered in the guesthouse's community area. They have everything you need to enjoy your stay including an outdoor shower to rinse off the sand and sea, a full stocked kitchen, beach towels and lovely hosts that can provide you with information at a moment's notice.

10/10 Excellent

Verified traveler

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort

Awesome view

Cute hotel on the beach. Room was like a large effiency apt. with everything you needed.

8/10 Good

Funda, Boston, MA

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort
Wonderful location right on Simpson Bay. Beach right at your doorstep. Staff was warm and welcoming. Great having a full kitchen in the room so we can eat in some nights. Loved our stay! Would highly recommend.

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