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The Horny Toad Guesthouse

3.0 star property
Beachfront comfort, a fitness center

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Reviews

9.4 out of 10
Exceptional

Popular amenities

  • Gym
  • Barbecue grill
  • Housekeeping
  • Kitchen
  • Laundry
  • Parking included

Explore the area

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2 Vlaun Drive, Simpson Bay
  • Place, Simpson Bay Beach
    ‪8 min walk‬
  • Place, Flamingo Beach
    ‪3 min drive‬
  • Place, Maho Beach
    ‪4 min drive‬
  • Airport, Philipsburg (SXM-Princess Juliana Intl.)
    ‪2 min drive‬

Room options

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Orchid

  • 592 sq ft
  • 1 bedroom
  • Sea view
  • Sleeps 4
  • 1 King Bed

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Bougainvillea

  • 463 sq ft
  • 1 bedroom
  • Sea view
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 King Bed

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Hibiscus

  • 452 sq ft
  • 1 bedroom
  • Sea view
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 King Bed

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Frangipani

  • 506 sq ft
  • 1 bedroom
  • Sea view
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 King Bed

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Sea Grape

  • 570 sq ft
  • Sea view
  • Sleeps 4
  • 1 King Bed

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Jasmine

  • 506 sq ft
  • 1 bedroom
  • Sea view
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 King Bed

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Flamboyant

  • 498 sq ft
  • 1 bedroom
  • Sea view
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 King Bed

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Mimosa

  • 646 sq ft
  • 1 bedroom
  • Sea view
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 King Bed

About the neighborhood

Simpson Bay

The Horny Toad Guesthouse places you within a short walk of Simpson Bay Beach and within a mile (2 km) of Kim Sha Beach. This 3-star apartment building has 8 guestrooms and offers free in-room WiFi, free self parking, and a gym.
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What's nearby

  • Simpson Bay Beach - 8 min walk - 0.5 miles
  • Kim Sha Beach - 2 min drive - 0.8 miles
  • Flamingo Beach - 3 min drive - 1.4 miles
  • Maho Beach - 4 min drive - 2.1 miles
  • Mullet Bay Beach - 4 min drive - 2.3 miles

Getting around

  • Princess Juliana Intl. Airport (SXM) - 11 min drive

Restaurants

  • ‪Pollos Hermanos - ‬5 min walk
  • ‪Dinghy Dock Sailors Bar - ‬7 min walk
  • ‪The Boon Beach Bar - ‬7 min walk
  • ‪Balls - ‬9 min walk
  • ‪Palapa Hidden Oasis SXM - ‬9 min walk

About this property

Entire place

You'll have the entire apartment to yourself and will only share it with other guests in your party.

The Horny Toad Guesthouse

Beachfront comfort, a fitness center
Guests of The Horny Toad Guesthouse enjoy features like a gym, free WiFi in public areas, and a computer station. If you drive, put free parking to good use. Front-desk staff can assist with tours/tickets and luggage storage. Other amenities at this beach apartment building include free newspapers, a terrace, and laundry facilities.
Each apartment is soundproofed and features a kitchen and a balcony or patio. There's space to spread out with a separate bedroom, a dining area, and a sitting area. Guests can expect to find free WiFi. Other standard amenities include a coffee maker, a ceiling fan, and a safe.
Recreational amenities at the apartment include a fitness center.

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Exterior

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Property amenities

Beach

  • On the beach
  • Beach loungers
  • Beach towels

Internet

  • Available in the apartment: Free WiFi
  • Available in some public areas: Free WiFi

Parking and transportation

  • Free self parking on site

Kitchen

  • Blender
  • Coffee/tea maker
  • Cookware, dishware, and utensils
  • Freezer
  • Full-sized refrigerator/freezer
  • Microwave
  • Oven
  • Paper towels
  • Stovetop
  • Toaster

Bedrooms

  • Bedroom
  • Bedsheets provided

Bathroom

  • 1 private bathroom
  • Bathtub or shower
  • Hair dryer
  • Shower
  • Toilet paper
  • Towels provided

Living spaces

  • Separate dining area
  • Separate sitting area

Entertainment

  • Games

Outdoor areas

  • Balcony/patio
  • Barbecue grill
  • Garden
  • Terrace

Laundry

  • Laundry facilities

Work spaces

  • Computer station

Comfort

  • Air conditioning
  • Ceiling fan

Pets

  • No pets or service animals

Suitability/Accessibility

  • If you have requests for specific accessibility needs, please contact the property using the information on the reservation confirmation received after booking.
  • Upper floors accessible by stairs only
  • Smoking not allowed

Services and conveniences

  • Concierge services
  • Free newspapers in lobby
  • Housekeeping (daily)
  • Iron/ironing board
  • Limited-hour front desk
  • Luggage storage
  • Safe
  • Tour and ticket assistance

Location highlights

  • Near the airport
  • Near the ocean

Things to do

  • Gym

Safety features

  • Carbon monoxide detector not reported (host has not indicated whether there is a carbon monoxide detector on the property; consider bringing a portable detector)
  • Smoke detector not reported (host has not indicated whether there is a smoke detector on the property)

General

  • 2 floors
  • 8 units
  • Access via exterior corridors
  • Garden
  • Individual decor
  • Individual furnishings
  • Property does not allow children
  • Soundproofing

Policies

Check-in

Check-in start time: 3:00 PM; Check-in end time: 9 PM
Late check-in subject to availability

Check-out

Check-out before 11:00 AM

Special check-in instructions

The front desk is open daily from 8:00 AM - 5:00 PM
Guests will receive an email within 72 hours before arrival with check-in instructions; front desk staffed during limited hours
If you are planning to arrive after 8 PM please contact the property in advance using the information on the booking confirmation
For any questions, please contact the property using the information on the booking confirmation

Access methods

Front desk (limited hours)

Pets

  • This property doesn't allow pets or service animals

Children and extra beds

  • This property doesn't allow children 10 and younger (only guests older than 10 are allowed)

Property payment types

Important information

You need to know

Extra-person charges may apply and vary depending on property policy
Government-issued photo identification and a credit card, debit card, or cash deposit may be required at check-in for incidental charges
Special requests are subject to availability upon check-in and may incur additional charges; special requests cannot be guaranteed
This property accepts credit cards
Host has not indicated whether there is a carbon monoxide detector on the property; consider bringing a portable detector with you on the trip
Host has not indicated whether there is a smoke detector on the property
This property has outdoor spaces, such as balconies, patios, terraces which may not be suitable for children; if you have concerns, we recommend contacting the property prior to your arrival to confirm they can accommodate you in a suitable room
Please note that cultural norms and guest policies may differ by country and by property; the policies listed are provided by the property
  • Check-in: 3:00 PM
  • Check-out: 11:00 AM
The front desk is available during limited hours. Driving? This property offers free parking.

We should mention

Details about charges, deposits, or other important information:

  • This property is managed by a professional host. The provision of housing is linked to their trade, business, or profession.
  • This property has outdoor spaces, such as balconies, patios, terraces which may not be suitable for children. If you have concerns, we recommend contacting the property prior to your arrival to confirm they can accommodate you in a suitable room.
  • Charges for extra guests may apply and vary depending on the property's policy.
  • A cash deposit, credit card, or debit card for incidental charges, as well as a government-issued photo ID, may be required at check-in.
  • Special requests are subject to availability at the time of check-in and can't be guaranteed. Certain requests may come with additional charges.
  • This property accepts credit cards.

Additional information about polices, regulations, and more:

  • There are no elevators.
  • No cribs or infant beds are available.
  • No rollaway or extra beds are available.

National rating

This property does not have a Sint Maarten Tourist Board rating. For the benefit of our customers, we have provided a rating based on our rating system.

Property is also known as

Horny Toad Guesthouse
Horny Toad Guesthouse Apartment
Horny Toad Guesthouse Apartment Simpson Bay
Horny Toad Guesthouse Simpson Bay
Horny Toad house Simpson Bay
The Horny Toad Simpson Bay
The Horny Toad Guesthouse Apartment
The Horny Toad Guesthouse Simpson Bay
The Horny Toad Guesthouse Apartment Simpson Bay

Frequently asked questions

What's there to see around The Horny Toad Guesthouse?

This apartment is located in Simpson Bay, a short 8-minute walk from Simpson Bay Beach and also 17 minutes on foot from Kim Sha Beach. You'll also find Maho Beach and Mullet Bay Beach within a short drive.

Is there parking available at this apartment?

Yes, self parking is offered for free at the apartment.

Does The Horny Toad Guesthouse feature a casino at the property?

No, The Horny Toad Guesthouse doesn't have a casino.

Is there an indoor pool at The Horny Toad Guesthouse?

No, there is no indoor pool at this apartment.

Is The Horny Toad Guesthouse a good place to stay for couples?

Amenities that appeal to couples at this beachfront apartment include a kitchen as well as concierge services and a terrace.

Does The Horny Toad Guesthouse have a hot tub?

No, there isn't a spa tub at this apartment.

Does The Horny Toad Guesthouse have a restaurant with a breakfast menu?

No, The Horny Toad Guesthouse doesn't have a restaurant that serves breakfast.

Does The Horny Toad Guesthouse allow pets to stay for free?

No, pets and service animals aren't allowed at The Horny Toad Guesthouse.

Where is the closest airport to The Horny Toad Guesthouse?

The closest major airport to The Horny Toad Guesthouse is Princess Juliana Intl. Airport (SXM), which is within a mile. Another top airport is Grand Case (SFG-L'Esperance), which is located 8.1 mi away (24-minute drive).

Can I book a room with a balcony at The Horny Toad Guesthouse?

Yes, every apartment at The Horny Toad Guesthouse comes with a balcony with some featuring sea views.

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