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A spacious living room with a beige sofa, a coffee table with a plant, and large windows offering a view of the outdoors.
A dining area with a wooden table, black chairs, a potted plant, and large windows.
A modern kitchen with white cabinetry, a central island, and a sliding barn door.
A living room with a beige sofa, a coffee table, a fireplace, and a TV mounted on the wall.
A modern kitchen with a large window, a dishwasher, and a coffee maker on the counter.

Reviews

8.4 out of 10
Very good

Entire home

5 bedrooms3 bathroomsSleeps 10

Popular amenities

  • Pool
  • Kitchen
  • Washer
  • Dryer
  • Pet friendly
  • Free WiFi

Explore the area

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Helotes, TX
  • Place, Our Lady of Guadalupe Catholic Church
    ‪6 min drive‬
  • Place, Northside ISD Tennis Center
    ‪10 min drive‬
  • Place, University of Texas at San Antonio
    ‪15 min drive‬
  • Airport, San Antonio, TX (SAT-San Antonio Intl.)
    ‪37 min drive‬

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About the neighborhood

Helotes

This vacation home is located 2.7 mi (4.3 km) from Our Lady of Guadalupe Catholic Church and within a 10-minute drive of University of Texas at San Antonio. The vacation home includes a kitchen, a fireplace, and a patio.
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What's nearby

  • Our Lady of Guadalupe Catholic Church - 6 min drive - 3.3 miles
  • Northside ISD Tennis Center - 10 min drive - 4.7 miles
  • University of Texas at San Antonio - 15 min drive - 6.8 miles
  • Friedrich Wilderness Park - 15 min drive - 9.8 miles
  • The Shops of La Cantera - 17 min drive - 9.6 miles

Getting around

  • San Antonio International Airport (SAT) - 35 min drive

Restaurants

  • ‪Bill Miller Bar-B-Q - ‬6 min drive
  • ‪HTeaO - ‬7 min drive
  • ‪Pete's Place Spirits And More - ‬4 min drive
  • ‪El Chaparral Mexican Restaurant - ‬4 min drive
  • ‪Taco Palenque - ‬8 min drive

About this property

Entire place

You'll have the entire home to yourself and will only share it with other guests in your party.

The Corniest Property in Texas ♥ 5 BR ♥

Located in the picturesque Hill Country is this stylish family home with fun corn themed décor that pays respect to its location in Helotes which translates to, you guessed it, CORN!

The 2000sqft home features 5 bedrooms with a popcorn-themed master, a modern kitchen, open living with a fireplace and a large yard with a firepit.

Stay just 10 mins from the center of town and only 4 mins to Floores Country Store giving you a great central location nestled amongst the trees.
The vacation home is air-conditioned and features a kitchen, 3 bathrooms, and a patio, and there's space to spread out with 5 bedrooms. Guests can enjoy a Smart TV and stay connected with free WiFi. Other standard amenities include a washing machine, a fireplace, and a fenced private yard.

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Property amenities

Pool/Spa

  • Communal pool

Internet

  • Available in the house: Free WiFi

Parking and transportation

  • Parking on site

Kitchen

  • Coffee/tea maker
  • Cookware, dishware, and utensils
  • Dishwasher
  • Microwave
  • Oven
  • Paper towels
  • Refrigerator
  • Spices
  • Stovetop
  • Toaster

Dining

  • Dining table

Bedrooms

  • 5 bedrooms
  • Bed sheets provided

Bathroom

  • 3 bathrooms
  • Hair dryer
  • Shampoo
  • Toilet paper
  • Towels provided

Living spaces

  • Dining table
  • Fireplace
  • Living room

Entertainment

  • Games
  • Smart TV

Outdoor areas

  • Barbecue grill
  • Fenced yard
  • Garden
  • Patio

Laundry

  • Laundry facilities
  • Washing machine

Comfort

  • Air conditioning
  • Heating

Pets

  • Pet friendly
  • Welcoming cats and dogs only
  • 2 pets total

Suitability/Accessibility

  • Smoking not allowed
  • Note from host: No smoking allowed at this property

Services and conveniences

  • Iron/ironing board

Things to do

  • Golfing nearby

Safety features

  • Carbon monoxide detector (host has indicated there is a carbon monoxide detector on the property)
  • Smoke detector (host has indicated there is a smoke detector on the property)
  • Fire extinguisher
  • First aid kit

General

  • Garden

Policies

Check-in

Check-in time starts at 4:00 PM
Minimum check-in age: 21

Check-out

Check-out before 10:00 AM

Special check-in instructions

You will receive an email from the host with check-in and check-out instructions
Information provided by the property may be translated using automated translation tools

Rules

Do not flush any items other than toilet paper down the toilet. Not even "flushable" baby wipes, feminine products, etc. No parties or events allowed.
Smoking allowed outdoors only.
Pets are allowed and welcome but please make sure to pick up after your pet and keep the yard clean :) If there is excessive pet hair and/or pet

Pets

  • This property welcomes pets
  • Dogs and cats only
  • 2 total pets
  • Service animals exempt from fees
  • Note from host: Pets are allowed at this property

Children and extra beds

  • Note from host: Children are welcome at this property

Events

No events allowed

Smoking

Smoking is not permitted
No smoking allowed at this property

Important information

You need to know

Extra-person charges may apply and vary depending on property policy
Government-issued photo identification and a credit card, debit card, or cash deposit may be required at check-in for incidental charges
Special requests are subject to availability upon check-in and may incur additional charges; special requests cannot be guaranteed
Onsite parties or group events are strictly prohibited
Host has indicated there is a carbon monoxide detector on the property
Host has indicated there is a smoke detector on the property
Safety features at this property include a fire extinguisher and a first aid kit
This property has outdoor spaces, such as balconies, patios, terraces which may not be suitable for children; if you have concerns, we recommend contacting the property prior to your arrival to confirm they can accommodate you in a suitable room
This property is managed through our partner, Vrbo. You will receive an email from Vrbo with a link to a Vrbo account, where you can change or cancel your reservation
  • Check-in: 4:00 PM
  • Check-out: 10:00 AM
  • Minimum check-in age: 21

We should mention

Details about charges, deposits, or other important information:

  • This property is managed by a professional host. The provision of housing is linked to their trade, business, or profession.
  • This property has outdoor spaces, such as balconies, patios, terraces which may not be suitable for children. If you have concerns, we recommend contacting the property prior to your arrival to confirm they can accommodate you in a suitable room.
  • Charges for extra guests may apply and vary depending on the property's policy.
  • A cash deposit, credit card, or debit card for incidental charges, as well as a government-issued photo ID, may be required at check-in.
  • Special requests are subject to availability at the time of check-in and can't be guaranteed. Certain requests may come with additional charges.
  • Onsite parties or group events are strictly prohibited.
  • Onsite safety features include a carbon monoxide detector, a fire extinguisher, a smoke detector, and a first aid kit.

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Frequently asked questions

What can I see around this vacation home?

This vacation home is located in Helotes, close to Six Flags Fiesta Texas and The Shops of La Cantera. Northside ISD Tennis Center is also within a driving distance of 4.5 mi.

Is this vacation home adjacent to a casino?

No, this vacation home is not connected to a casino.

Will I find an indoor pool at this vacation home?

No, there is no indoor pool at this vacation home.

Does this vacation home include breakfast service?

No, this vacation home doesn't offer breakfast.

Will this vacation home allow pets to stay free of charge?

Although cats and dogs can't stay for free, they are welcome at this vacation home.

What is the closest airport to this vacation home?

The closest major airport to this vacation home is San Antonio International Airport (SAT), which is 22.7 mi away (35 minutes by car).

The Corniest Property in Texas ♥ 5 BR ♥ Reviews

Reviews

8.4

Very Good

Rating 10 - Excellent. 4 out of 9 reviews
Rating 8 - Good. 4 out of 9 reviews
Rating 6 - Okay. 0 out of 9 reviews
Rating 4 - Poor. 0 out of 9 reviews
Rating 2 - Terrible. 1 out of 9 reviews

8.0/10

Cleanliness

Reviews

Verified review

10/10 Excellent

Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy
The house was really spacious and had the best kitchen equipment Ive ever seen in a vrbo. It was a really easy checkout experience as well, not having to spend the last 2 hours cleaning up was really convenient.
Stayed 1 night in May 2026
Verified review

10/10 Excellent

Absolutely loved the area, the home, and the host. It was seamless schedling.
Stayed 2 nights in Dec 2025
Verified review

10/10 Excellent

Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy

Wonderful Time with Family

This home was perfect for our family and our kids loved the toys and the theme! Sherry was the consummate hostess, making sure everything was wonderful during our stay. Highly recommend the Corniest Property in Texas!
Stayed 3 nights in Dec 2023
Verified review

8/10 Good

Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy

Great home but unable to stay

Great home in a good location, very clean and awesome communication with the property manager. Unfortunately, we were unable to actually stay in the home but still a good experience with the owner.
Stayed 6 nights in May 2022
Verified review

8/10 Good

Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy

Nice kick off to spring break!

My family decided to start our spring break by spending a few days down in San Antonio. The home was extremely comfortable for our group with 4 bedrooms and 3 bathrooms! The home was clean and spacious and our puppies enjoyed playing in the backyard for hours. Would highly recommend this home!
Stayed 3 nights in Mar 2024
Verified review

8/10 Good

Liked: Check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy

Wedding weekend

The property served its purpose for what we needed. It had its good points but pics are somewhat deceiving and should be updated to reflect the true condition of the home and its contents.
Stayed 2 nights in Mar 2024
Verified review

8/10 Good

Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy

San Antonio

A little short on the dishware. No regular coffee pods just flavored. Otherwise a very nice and comfortable stay. Host very responsive to my inquiries.
Stayed 4 nights in Apr 2024
Verified review

2/10 Terrible

Liked: Check-in, location
Disliked: Cleanliness, communication, listing accuracy

Disappointing and disgusting!

The house was filthy and smelled of wet dog.The vent cover and air filter was gross and full of pet hair. Definitely has never been cleaned. We vacuumed every room and emptied the canister three times with just filth and lots and lots of pet hair. The couches are not remotely white anymore. Even college dorms have better looking couches than these. We took the sheets from the hallway closet and washed them to place over the couches so we were able to sit and watch a game. Oh and beware they don’t have much padding left, definitely seat yourself slowly. No plopping! Every door handle and light switch was disgusting. I couldn’t bare the thought of touching so I used a whole can of Clorox wipes and scrubbed every switch and door knob. Master bedroom bathroom had a full hand print on the wall above the toilet. Must have had a drunken night and couldn’t stand to pee. Ugh!! Did I mention there was not ONE single towel in the house. Ugh!! Needless to stay it was not relaxing nor enjoyable for my family and I. Never will I stay or come near this house. Disgusting, disgusting, disgusting! How dare you!
Stayed 3 nights in Nov 2023
Verified review

10/10 Excellent

Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy

Perfect for our family

We had four adults so the 4 bedrooms were perfect. Location was great and communication with the owner was great.
Stayed 2 nights in Aug 2022

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