The bed was rock hard, the blinds were broken, there was blood on the bathroom door, and pubic hairs around the toilet. There was a large brown smear on the wall up near the top of the shower that was unidentifiable but looked like feces and toilet paper smeared together.
The only staff I actually dealt with was the lady who checked me in at 3:00 in the morning. There was a mess up with my booking and she was so sweet and able to fix it for me. She's the only thing there that deserved a five star rating.