This vacation home places you next to Guadalupe River and within a 3 miles (5 km) of The Bandit Golf Club. The vacation home includes a kitchen, a balcony, and a sofa bed.
Schlitterbahn New Braunfels Waterpark - 16 min drive - 9.1 miles
Getting around
San Marcos Station - 31 min drive
San Antonio International Airport (SAT) - 46 min drive
Restaurants
Whataburger - 14 min drive
Texas Bistro at Park View - 12 min drive
McDonald's - 14 min drive
Lake Mcqueeney - 10 min drive
Clear Springs Restaurant - 19 min drive
About this property
Entire place
You'll have the entire home to yourself and will only share it with other guests in your party.
Very low water levels!!!
The F&RM House Welcome to the F&RM House, a charming and spacious two-story home offering 1,484 sq ft of comfort and tranquility. Nestled on nearly an acre of serene property, this retreat is perfect for those seeking privacy, relaxation, and a peaceful escape from the hustle and bustle. Secluded Entrance & Outdoor Space Arrive through a private gated entrance, where a long, winding driveway leads you to your hidden retreat, surrounded by lush trees. Beneath the house, you’ll find an open area for parking or additional shaded hangout space, perfect for escaping the sun on warm days. Step up 20 stairs to reach the main level front deck, where a cozy outdoor patio set for four invites you to enjoy your morning coffee or unwind with a late-night drink while overlooking the expansive front yard and the river beyond. Main Level Comforts Inside, the main level boasts an inviting living room equipped with a 55” smart TV, Blu-ray/DVD player, and plush seating for a relaxing movie night. The fully stocked kitchen features modern conveniences, including a Keurig coffee maker, making meal prep a breeze. Gather around the dining table for six and share memorable meals together. A bonus kids' room provides entertainment for younger guests, featuring a 50” smart TV, Blu-ray/DVD player, a connected dock for Nintendo Switch, and a Sega console with preloaded games. The room is also furnished with a kids' kitchen set, play table, and a comfy sofa sleeper for additional accommodations. The main-level bedroom offers a queen bed with an ultra-luxury pillow-top mattress, dual nightstands with USB-equipped lamps, ensuring convenience and comfort. The main-level bathroom includes a combination tub/shower and a stacked washer and dryer for added convenience. Upstairs Retreat Ascend the shallow staircase (watch your step!) to find two additional bedrooms. The first upstairs bedroom features a full-over-full bunk bed plus a twin daybed with a twin trundle, making it a fantastic space for kids or groups. The second upstairs bedroom is a private sanctuary with a queen bed (ultra-luxury pillow-top mattress), dual nightstands with USB-equipped lamps, a 50” smart TV, Blu-ray/DVD player, and a private balcony overlooking the beautiful yard. Expansive Outdoor Enjoyment The large, grassy yard is perfect for outdoor activities, whether you’re playing games, enjoying a picnic, or simply soaking in the natural beauty. A grill and picnic tables are available for outdoor dining, adding to the home’s inviting atmosphere. Enjoy the privacy, peace, and relaxation that F&RM House provides. Whether you’re looking to unwind in nature, spend quality time with loved ones, or simply escape into a secluded retreat, this home is the perfect getaway by the river. Book your stay today! There are no public boat ramps in this area and the water is shallow off this property. We strive to provide excellent customer service to all of our guests!
We are always available by call, text, or email. During your stay, we strongly recommend to contact our After-Hours # listed in the policies and check-in details, any questions or issues that may arise, as they will receive the fastest response after business hours! Our number will be provided following your booking. Please don't hesitate to reach out with any questions or concerns during your stay at our property!
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On the DAY OF your check-in, you will receive your CHECK-IN DETAILS via email shortly before 4 pm (3:55 pm), to gain access directly into the property (no need to go anywhere additional to check-in). It is important that the policies are signed on DocuSign, and reservation is paid in full so we don't have any interruptions with sending your check-in details. Please check your spam/junk folder if you do not receive by 4:15 pm.IMPORTANT: if you don't receive code by 4:30 pm please call us immediately before we close at 5 pm. Car recommended!
New Braunfels has several different Taxi Companies to ensure you have safe transportation to and from your destination! Uber is also available in the New Braunfels area! We stock the property with all basic kitchen utensils (dishes, glassware, flatware, pots, and pans). Our cleaning company provides a starter pack of toilet paper (2 rolls per restroom), paper towels (2 rolls in the kitchen), sponge (1), trash bags (3), dishwasher tablets (3), bar soap (1 per restroom), make-up wipes (2 per restroom), hand soap in the restrooms, and dish soap in the kitchen. We supply enough bath towels for the maximum occupancy of the unit, and half the guest count for hand towels and wash cloths. There is a washer and dryer in the unit for you to use at your convenience!
We recommend for guests to bring any food, toiletries, and beach towels they may need during their stay!
The cleaning fee covers the cost for cleaning to come in, and flip the unit for the next arrival, especially during the summer when we have a four-hour turnover time. While the cost may seem high to some, this includes the starter pack of supplies in the unit, washing all of the linens and towels, and completely cleaning and sanitizing the unit for the next guests arrival. This is why we kindly ask you to remove all trash, run the dishwasher, leave linens on bed and put towels in a pile. If these items are not completed, it then causes the cleaning crew to spend extra time doing these tasks, which we have to charge the guest for. By the guests completing these tasks, and not leaving the unit excessively dirty, we are able to get cleaning in and out during the four hour turnover, and this is also how we are able to accommodate early check-ins! While this may not always be the case (sometimes we may have 20-40 turnovers in one day), we strive to accommodate guests and their schedules within reason, to allow you to have an enjoyable stay!
With any excessively dirty unit (excessive mess, vomit, stained sheets, stained towels, confetti/glitter, etc), we will have to charge the guest the additional cleaning. This happens very rarely, we just ask you be respectful of the property, as if it were your own home :). No smoking No pets No parties or events.
Additional rules -Renting party must be 23 or older (all members of the group must be 23yrs of age or older, unless there's a parent/guardian present during the entirety of the stay). -Must sign Rental Agreement prior to receiving check-in details- please let us know if you'd like a copy before booking (we can't attach) -If booked on the same day or weekend, please call After-Hours # provided, as we can access our phone quicker than AirBNB -No day visitors (10 guests-max occupancy- occupancy includes children) -Max parking- 2 cars (in designated spots, towing will be enforced by a 3rd party company which unfortunately we have no control over- please use parking permits provided upon arrival) -For stays over 28 days- max 1 guest per bedroom
-Monthly reservations during our popular winter months (January, February, and March) MUST be booked from the 1st to the 1st. -Remaining off-season monthly stays must be booked for a FULL month (i.e. 1st to the 1st, 6th to the 6th, 27th to the 27th, etc)
I give permission to the property manager to use a third-party to screen my identity and check criminal databases to confirm my reservation. Complete terms regarding the guest screening can be provided by the property manager. You may receive an email to complete your screening. Please check your spam inbox for this email and contact the property manager if you have any questions.
The vacation home is air-conditioned and features a kitchen, 2 bathrooms, and a balcony or patio, and there's space to spread out with 3 bedrooms. Guests can expect to find a TV with a video-game console. Other standard amenities include a washer/dryer, a sofa bed, and a private yard.
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Carbon monoxide detector not reported (host has not indicated whether there is a carbon monoxide detector on the property; consider bringing a portable detector)
Smoke detector (host has indicated there is a smoke detector on the property)
Fire extinguisher
General
Garden
Unit size: 1,076 square feet
Policies
Check-in
Check-in time starts at 4:00 PM
Minimum check-in age: 23
Check-out
Check-out before 11:00 AM
Special check-in instructions
Guests will receive an email with check-in information
You will receive an email from the host with check-in and check-out instructions
Pets
This property doesn't allow pets
Important information
You need to know
Extra-person charges may apply and vary depending on property policy
Government-issued photo identification and a credit card, debit card, or cash deposit may be required at check-in for incidental charges
Special requests are subject to availability upon check-in and may incur additional charges; special requests cannot be guaranteed
Onsite parties or group events are strictly prohibited
Host has not indicated whether there is a carbon monoxide detector on the property; consider bringing a portable detector with you on the trip
Host has indicated there is a smoke detector on the property
Safety features at this property include a fire extinguisher
This property is managed through our partner, Vrbo. You will receive an email from Vrbo with a link to a Vrbo account, where you can change or cancel your reservation
Check-in: 4:00 PM
Check-out: 11:00 AM
Minimum check-in age: 23
We should mention
Details about charges, deposits, or other important information:
This property is managed by a professional host. The provision of housing is linked to their trade, business, or profession.
Charges for extra guests may apply and vary depending on the property's policy.
A cash deposit, credit card, or debit card for incidental charges, as well as a government-issued photo ID, may be required at check-in.
Special requests are subject to availability at the time of check-in and can't be guaranteed. Certain requests may come with additional charges.
Onsite parties or group events are strictly prohibited.
Onsite safety features include a fire extinguisher and a smoke detector.
Property is also known as
126086
Frequently asked questions
What's there to do close to this vacation home?
This vacation home is located in New Braunfels, just steps from Guadalupe River. You'll also find The Bandit Golf Club and Lake McQueeney within a short drive.
Will I be able to park at this vacation home?
No, there isn't parking available at the vacation home.
Is this vacation home adjacent to a casino?
No, this vacation home is not connected to a casino.
Is there an indoor pool at this vacation home?
No, there is no indoor pool at this vacation home.
What will couples enjoy most about a stay at Very low water levels!!!?
Amenities that appeal to couples at this lakeside vacation home include a pillowtop mattress, a kitchen, and video games.
Does Very low water levels!!! have a hot tub?
No, this vacation home doesn't have a spa tub.
Does this vacation home offer breakfast?
No, this vacation home doesn't offer breakfast.
Does this vacation home allow pets to stay free of charge?
No, pets aren't allowed at this vacation home.
Are there connecting rooms at this vacation home?
No, this vacation home doesn't feature connecting guestrooms.
How close is the airport from this vacation home?
The closest major airport to this vacation home is San Antonio International Airport (SAT), which is about 26.5 mi away.
Are there rooms with balconies that I can book at Very low water levels!!!?
Yes, every accommodation at Very low water levels!!! comes with a balcony.
Very low water levels!!! Reviews
Reviews
9.8
Exceptional
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Rating 10 - Excellent. 39 out of 43 reviews
10 - Excellent
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Rating 8 - Good. 3 out of 43 reviews
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Rating 6 - Okay. 1 out of 43 reviews
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9.8/10
Cleanliness
10/10
Amenities
10/10
Property conditions & facilities
Reviews
10/10 Excellent
Jesus M.
Jun 22, 2025
Liked: Cleanliness
Excellent experience
Every part of the process was simple and the host was very helpful
Jesus M.
Stayed 2 nights in Jun 2025
10/10 Excellent
Tomas C.
May 2, 2025
Liked: Cleanliness
great time
Very Peaceful
Tomas C.
Stayed 3 nights in Apr 2025
8/10 Good
Camila S.
Jul 17, 2023
Liked: Cleanliness
Peaceful
We enjoyed how peaceful the neighborhood is and even though the water levels were low, we could still enjoy the water.
Property was absolutely beautiful! The river is accessible and wonderful to sit and somply relax. Make sure you get all necessities before arriving. It is a bit of a jaunt to get back to a local grocery store.
Miguel
Stayed 2 nights in Jun 2023
8/10 Good
Scott G.
Jul 11, 2022
Summer trip
Great location off of the river. Access to kayaks and paddle boards was awesome. The house rocked when adults walked around, little unsettling. House was nice and clean. Property needs a little TLC, but we would recommend the rental for small groups.
Scott G.
Stayed 4 nights in Jul 2022
10/10 Excellent
Sarah V.
Jun 10, 2022
Liked: Cleanliness
Wonderful place
Place was great, super kid friendly! Everyone loved it! The pictures on the website really don’t do the place justice. It’s beautiful!
Sarah V.
Stayed 5 nights in Jun 2022
10/10 Excellent
Melissa L.
Aug 26, 2021
Liked: Cleanliness
Great time with family
Quiet weekend with family. Plenty of room. Bring coffee pot if you need one. Owner was very responsive. Overall great location and great weekend
Melissa L.
Stayed 3 nights in Aug 2021
10/10 Excellent
Jamie D.
Aug 20, 2021
Liked: Cleanliness
Wonderful
This house was so cute, comfy beds and nice showers. The house is right on the river and it was a great spot to hangout with the smaller kids. We all took advantage of the paddle board, kayaks and the large water Lilly pad all weekend! Only note is that the stairs are quite steep both inside and outside but the indoor stairs are more than I expected which resulted in more than a few trips and stubbed toes. No big deal for me but for some seniors or those with very small children it may be more of an issue. Overall the house was spotless and the linens smelled fantastic. There were lots of spider webs on the exterior decking and stairs but no real issues with actual spiders. Overall a wonderful weekend and we would absolutely love to stay at this property again some time in the future. 5 stars for sure!
Jamie D.
Stayed 3 nights in Aug 2021
6/10 Okay
Verified traveler
Aug 13, 2021
Liked: Cleanliness
Not quiet enough for liking but very nice Cabin
Was a very nice property but should be noted in details that both neighbors on side of property own dogs that constantly bark at each other all hours.
Verified traveler
Stayed 4 nights in Jul 2021
10/10 Excellent
Rhea M.
Aug 6, 2021
Liked: Cleanliness
Great Family Time
We came to this property to spend some much needed family time after being split up all summer with athletic events all over the states. Our two teens each brought a friend and we were able to relax as much as we needed. The home is serene and peaceful. The river was refreshing and we used the lilly pad, water swing, and just enjoyed hanging out in the water. We dropped the teans at Schlitterbaun one day, went to Gruene Hall and took swing dancing lessons one day, floated the river another day. It was nice to be able to come back to the house and have peace and quiet. The house had a good amount of supplies like towels, including a few beach towels. We very much enjoyed our stay, thank you!!
Rhea M.
Stayed 4 nights in Aug 2021
10/10 Excellent
Tre A.
Aug 1, 2021
Liked: Cleanliness
Coyotes river trip
Great place
Perfect for a weekend getaway.
We Can't wait to go back
Tre A.
Stayed 3 nights in Jul 2021
10/10 Excellent
Ricke T.
Jun 28, 2021
Liked: Cleanliness
New Braunfels trip
Very nice peaceful house, had a great weekend. Highly recommend.
Ricke T.
Stayed 3 nights in Jun 2021
10/10 Excellent
Lisa H.
Jun 22, 2021
Liked: Cleanliness
Fabulous Fam Getaway
My Fam and I had a fantastic time on this property. My grandchildren had so much fun utilizing the on-site kayaks, paddle board and Lilly pad ! Actually, I think us adults used it more than the kiddos! Perfect location with abundant amenities, beautiful lush yard along with waterfront access. The house was quiet comfy for all also.
Lisa H.
Stayed 3 nights in Jun 2021
8/10 Good
andrea m., Houston
Jun 9, 2021
Relaxing weekend at a beautiful home
Lovely home, so relaxing !! Our family had a wonderful time and definitely be back!
andrea m.
Stayed 3 nights in Jun 2021
10/10 Excellent
Jiten K.
Oct 3, 2020
Liked: Cleanliness
Beautiful Property
Great location and nice setup
Jiten K.
Stayed 2 nights in Sep 2020
10/10 Excellent
Kris F.
Sep 7, 2020
Liked: Cleanliness
Perfect getaway
This place was such a fun little get away...nice layout...plenty of room for all of us...fun toys to use/play with...great time for our family!
Kris F.
Stayed 3 nights in Sep 2020
10/10 Excellent
Verified traveler
Sep 3, 2020
Liked: Cleanliness
Great family stay
Great getaway for the family. House has lots to do with kayak, paddle board and lily pad.
Verified traveler
Stayed 3 nights in Aug 2020
10/10 Excellent
phillip C., Houston
Aug 25, 2020
Liked: Cleanliness
Beautiful home amazing location.
Had an amazing time, loved it
phillip C.
Stayed 3 nights in Aug 2020
10/10 Excellent
Gayle K.
Aug 17, 2020
Liked: Cleanliness
Great place to relax in the water
This house is a really great place to sit in the water and relax. It is shallow enough to put your chairs in and sit back. The house is very clean. Stairs can be a bit tricky for the little ones or older folks. There are 2 bedrooms with a very comfortable bed in each, and a bedroom for the kiddos and comfy couches. Everything we needed in the kitchen and bathrooms.
Gayle K.
Stayed 3 nights in Aug 2020
10/10 Excellent
Valerie C.
Aug 10, 2020
Liked: Cleanliness
We will go again!
This is a beautiful property away for a relaxing getaway. Our kids loved the rope swing and kayaks. We loved relaxing under the shade of the trees along the shore.
Valerie C.
Stayed 3 nights in Aug 2020
10/10 Excellent
Verified traveler
Aug 7, 2020
Liked: Cleanliness
Family vacation
The property was perfect for our vacation. We spent 5 nights and we weren’t ready to leave. The property is so inviting and relaxing. Looking forward to renting this property again.
Verified traveler
Stayed 5 nights in Jul 2020
10/10 Excellent
Verified traveler
Jul 29, 2020
Liked: Cleanliness
Wonderful property!
We had such a fabulous time while at this property. The grounds are beautiful, the house is immaculate, the river is close. We even decided to stay an extra night, due to the fact we were enjoying ourselves so much!
Verified traveler
Stayed 4 nights in Jul 2020
10/10 Excellent
Verified traveler
Jul 19, 2020
Liked: Cleanliness
Amazing riverfront paradise!
This property was absolutely the best place we’ve have had the pleasure of staying at! It was clean and cozy and private. It has a beautiful view of the river and the owner provides kayaks and games and everything you could ask for to keep the kids entertained. The beds were comfortable and the water was hot. The owner was quick to answer questions as well. We will definitely try to stay here again!
Verified traveler
Stayed 3 nights in Jul 2020
10/10 Excellent
Cheryl R.
Jul 1, 2020
Liked: Cleanliness
Great getaway with all of the amenities!
Really enjoyed our getaway with two adults and four older teens. With last minute changes due to the pandemic, the host was very helpful with suggestions. The house had everything. It ended up being a blessing that our plans changed and we were “stuck at the house”. We used all of the “toys” and enjoyed the shade, hammocks, river and fire pit. Thank you for sharing your perfect home on the river.
Cheryl R.
Stayed 3 nights in Jun 2020
10/10 Excellent
anna w., Katy Texas
Jun 28, 2020
Liked: Cleanliness
Great house and property!
The house and location were perfect. Very clean , fully equipped kitchen , even a Keurig. We thoroughly enjoyed the 2 Kayaks and paddle board and spent most of our time outdoors as the property is gorgeous! Will 100% stay again!