Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam

Inn with a 24-hour front desk, 10-minute walk to Ten Kate Markt

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Dates

November 2025

December 2025

Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Secret Bookcase M) | Free WiFi, bed sheets

Overview
Rooms
Location
Policies

Very good

Popular amenities

Parking available
Housekeeping
24/7 front desk
Free WiFi

Explore the area

Piri Reisplein 34, Amsterdam, 1057 KH

Place, Vondelpark
‪14 min walk‬
Place, Van Gogh Museum
‪6 min drive‬
Place, Anne Frank House
‪8 min drive‬
Airport, Amsterdam (AMS-Schiphol)
‪14 min drive‬

Room options

Basic Quadruple Room (The Blue House Downstairs)

247 sq ft
Sleeps 4
1 Double Bed and 2 Twin Beds

Basic Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Tram)

Exceptional

65 sq ft
Sleeps 2
1 Double Bed

Basic Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Invisible Room Downstairs)

Excellent

54 sq ft
Sleeps 2
1 Double Bed

Basic Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Mr. de With)

140 sq ft
Sleeps 2
1 Queen Bed

Basic Double Room, 1 Double Bed (Mrs. de With)

Very good

183 sq ft
Sleeps 2
1 Double Bed

Basic Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Crisis Free Zone)

Very good

54 sq ft
Sleeps 2
1 Double Bed

Economy Room, 1 Double Bed, Shared Bathroom (Secret Bookcase S)

Excellent

54 sq ft
Sleeps 2
1 Double Bed

Basic Quadruple Room, 1 Bedroom (Casa No Casa)

Exceptional

247 sq ft
1 bedroom
Sleeps 4
1 Double Bed and 2 Twin Beds

Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Secret Bookcase L)

96 sq ft
Sleeps 2
1 Double Bed

Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Secret Bookcase M)

Exceptional

86 sq ft
Sleeps 2
1 Queen Bed

Basic Double Room (Secret Bookcase XL)

151 sq ft
Sleeps 2
1 Double Bed

Basic Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Printed House)

86 sq ft
Sleeps 2
1 Double Bed

Double Room, Ensuite (Sin City Ground Floor)

161 sq ft
Sleeps 2
1 Double Bed

Double Room, Ensuite (Poison Ivy 7)

Good

161 sq ft
Sleeps 2
1 Double Bed

Basic Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Sin City First Floor)

75 sq ft
Sleeps 2
1 Double Bed

Basic Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Volkswagen T1)

Wonderful

65 sq ft
Sleeps 2
1 Double Bed

Basic Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Casa No Casa 13A)

Very good

118 sq ft
Sleeps 2
1 Double Bed

Simple double room, shared bathroom (Secret Bookcase Whitey the White)

Exceptional

129 sq ft
Sleeps 2
1 Double Bed

Simple double room, shared bathroom (Invisible room upstairs)

215 sq ft
Sleeps 2
1 Double Bed

The Sun Room, Shared Bathroom

Good

129 sq ft
Sleeps 2
1 Double Bed

Basic Double Room (The Blue House Upstairs)

248 sq ft
Sleeps 2
1 Double Bed

The Sun Room (shared bathroom)

Sleeps 2

Casa No Casa 13A (shared bathroom)

Sleeps 2

Crisis Free Zone (shared bathroom)

Sleeps 2

Invisible Room Downstairs (shared bathroom)

Sleeps 2

Invisible Room Upstairs (shared bathroom)

Sleeps 2

Mr de With (shared bathroom)

Sleeps 2

Mrs de With

Sleeps 2

Poison Ivy

Sleeps 2

Printed House (shared bathroom)

Sleeps 2

Secret Bookcase L

Sleeps 2

Secret Bookcase S (shared bathroom)

Sleeps 2

Secret Bookcase Whitey the White (shared bathroom)

Sleeps 2

Secret Bookcase XL

Sleeps 2

Sin City First Floor (shared bathroom)

Sleeps 2

Sin City Ground Floor

Sleeps 2

The Blue House Downstairs

Sleeps 4

The Blue House Upstairs

Sleeps 2

Tram Cart (shared bathroom)

Sleeps 2

Volkswagen T1 (shared bathroom)

Sleeps 2

Secret Bookcase M (shared Bathroom)

Sleeps 2

Deluxe Quadruple Room, 1 Bedroom (Casa No Casa)

Sleeps 4

About the neighborhood

Amsterdam

Located in Amsterdam West, Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam is a leisurely stroll from popular sights such as Ten Kate Markt and Foodhallen. This 31-room, 3-star inn welcomes guests with conveniences like free in-room WiFi, a library, and a terrace.

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What's nearby

Vondelpark - 14 min walk - 0.8 miles
Van Gogh Museum - 6 min drive - 1.2 miles
Rijksmuseum - 7 min drive - 1.4 miles
Anne Frank House - 8 min drive - 1.5 miles
Heineken Experience - 8 min drive - 1.8 miles

Getting around

Witte de Withstraat Stop - 3 min walk
Amsterdam Lelylaan Station - 5 min drive
Amsterdam Airport Schiphol (AMS) - 23 min drive

Restaurants

‪Dönerland Eethuis - ‬6 min walk
‪Benji's - ‬1 min walk
‪Coffee Company - ‬5 min walk
‪Hookah Lounge - ‬5 min walk
‪Tweede thuys - ‬5 min walk

About this property

Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam

Inn with a 24-hour front desk, 10-minute walk to Ten Kate Markt

Guests of Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam enjoy free WiFi in public areas, a library, and a terrace. Self parking is offered for EUR 35 per night. The 24-hour front desk has multilingual staff ready to help with luggage storage, and answer any questions about the area.

Guests can stay connected with free WiFi.

The recreational activities listed below are available either on site or nearby; fees may apply.

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Breakfast, lunch, dinner served; international cuisine

Hot Tub
Pet friendly
Free WiFi
Restaurant

$55 nightly

Dec 3 - Dec 4

Total with taxes and fees

Property amenities

Internet

Available in all rooms: Free WiFi
Available in some public areas: Free WiFi

Parking and transportation

Self parking on site (EUR 35 per night)
Limited onsite parking

Food and drink

Daily buffet breakfast available 8:00 AM to noon for a fee: EUR 15 per person

Things to do

Bicycle rentals
Library

Conveniences

24-hour front desk
Luggage storage

Guest services

Housekeeping (daily)
Multilingual staff

Outdoors

Terrace

Accessibility

If you have requests for specific accessibility needs, please contact the property using the information on the reservation confirmation received after booking.
Bathroom emergency pull cord
Handrails in stairways (43 inches high)
Upper floors accessible by stairs only
Wheelchair accessible (may have limitations)
Wheelchair-accessible public washroom
Wheelchair-accessible registration desk (47 inches high)
Wheelchair-accessible restaurant

2 floors
Smoking not allowed

Room amenities

Bedroom

Bedsheets provided

Bathroom

Hair dryer (on request)
Towels provided

Policies

Check-in

Check-in start time: 3:00 PM; Check-in end time: anytime

Contactless check-in available

Minimum check-in age: 18

Check-out

Check-out before 11 AM

Contactless check-out available

Special check-in instructions

Front desk staff will greet guests on arrival at the property

Access methods

Staffed front desk

Pets

This property doesn't allow pets

Property payment types

Important information

Fees

You'll be asked to pay these charges at the property:

Breakage deposit: EUR 50 per stay
An effective city/local tax rate of 12.50 percent will be charged

These are all of the charges provided to us by the property.

Optional extras

These fees and deposits will be charged at check-in, check-out, or the time of service.

Fee for buffet breakfast: approximately EUR 15 per person
Self parking fee: EUR 35 per night

This list may not be comprehensive. Fees and deposits might not include tax and are subject to change.

You need to know

Extra-person charges may apply and vary depending on property policy

Government-issued photo identification and a credit card, debit card, or cash deposit may be required at check-in for incidental charges

Special requests are subject to availability upon check-in and may incur additional charges; special requests cannot be guaranteed

This property accepts credit cards, debit cards, and cash

Cashless transactions are available

Safety features at this property include a carbon monoxide detector, a smoke detector, a security system, and window guards

Check-in: 3:00 PM—-anytime
Check-out: 11 AM
Minimum check-in age: 18

The front desk is open 24 hours a day. Driving? This property offers parking (fees apply).

We should mention

Details about charges, deposits, or other important information:

This property is managed by a professional host. The provision of housing is linked to their trade, business, or profession.
Charges for extra guests may apply and vary depending on the property's policy.
A cash deposit, credit card, or debit card for incidental charges, as well as a government-issued photo ID, may be required at check-in.
Special requests are subject to availability at the time of check-in and can't be guaranteed. Certain requests may come with additional charges.
This property accepts credit cards, debit cards, and cash.
Onsite safety features include a carbon monoxide detector, a smoke detector, a security system, and window guards.
Cashless payment methods are available for all transactions.

Additional information about polices, regulations, and more:

There are no elevators.
No cribs or infant beds are available.
No rollaway or extra beds are available.

National rating

This property does not have a Netherlands Tourist Board rating. For the benefit of our customers, we have provided a rating based on our rating system.

Property is also known as

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Not Amsterdam

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Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam Inn

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Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam Inn Amsterdam

Frequently asked questions

Is free cancellation available at Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam?

Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam provides free cancellation on select room rates. If you'd like to learn more, review the cancellation policy on Orbitz.

How much does it cost to stay at Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam?

As of Nov 12, 2025, prices found for a 1-night stay for 2 adults at Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam on Nov 19, 2025 start from $67.49, excluding taxes and fees. This price is based on the lowest nightly price found in the last 24 hours for stays in the next 30 days. Prices are subject to change. Choose your dates for more accurate prices.

What is there to do near Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam?

This inn is situated in Amsterdam West within a short 14-minute walk of Vondelpark and also 12 minutes on foot from Rembrandt Park. You'll also find Van Gogh Museum and Dam Square within a short drive.

Will I be able to park at Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam?

Yes, parking is offered for EUR 35 per night.

Does Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam feature a casino on the premises?

No, Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam doesn't have a casino.

Is there an indoor pool at Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam?

No, there is no indoor pool at this inn.

What will couples enjoy most about a stay at Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam?

Couples will appreciate amenities like a terrace, a library, and a 24-hour front desk at this inn.

Does Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam have a hot tub?

No, there isn't a spa tub at this inn.

Does Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam have a restaurant with a breakfast menu?

Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam offers buffet breakfast each morning for a surcharge though there is no restaurant.

Does Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam allow pets to stay for free?

No, pets aren't allowed at Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam.

Does Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam have connecting rooms?

No, this inn doesn't feature connecting guestrooms.

How close is the airport from Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam?

The closest major airport to Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam is Amsterdam Airport Schiphol (AMS), which is 9.1 mi away (23 minutes by car).

Are there rooms with balconies at Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam?

No, you won't find guestrooms with balconies at Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam.

Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam Reviews

8.0

Very Good

8.2/10

Cleanliness

8.6/10

Staff & service

7.6/10

Amenities

8.2/10

Property conditions & facilities

8.0/10

Eco-friendliness

2/10 Terrible

Frances

Aug 24, 2025

I got relentlessly eaten alive by bedbugs!

Stayed 5 nights in Jul 2025

10/10 Excellent

Obaid, Buffalo

Aug 14, 2025

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, amenities, property conditions & facilities

It’s a wonderful place to stay, as the name says hotel, not hotel. That’s what makes it very unique. I have stayed in a similar place before few times around the world. But what make this place unique is the member who works there? Specially, this new manager, Tamara, she’s absolutely very, very kind person. The moment I have arrived, she had my room key ready for me. The check-in process was only a few minutes and very nicely. She explained to me about the entire facility. When I walk into my room, I see this beautiful welcoming handwriting by them sitting on the bed. It made me very happy. So I highly recommend this place.!!!

Stayed 1 night in Aug 2025

10/10 Excellent

Kaliyah

Aug 8, 2025

Liked: Staff & service, amenities, property conditions & facilities

Super cute! Very fun theme and excellent service! Loved the mini bar/ restaurant on the side!

Stayed 3 nights in Aug 2025

8/10 Good

Marco

Aug 1, 2025

Stayed 3 nights in Jul 2025

2/10 Terrible

Craig john

Jul 29, 2025

Disliked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities

Hotel is infested with bed bug , there are reviews going back over a year

Stayed 7 nights in Jul 2025

2/10 Terrible

Sarah

Jul 27, 2025

Disliked: Cleanliness

Stayed 2 nights in Jul 2025

10/10 Excellent

Aaron

Jul 27, 2025

Stayed 2 nights in Jul 2025

10/10 Excellent

dixie

Traveled with partner

Jul 12, 2025

Liked: Amenities, property conditions & facilities

Very unique

Stayed 1 night in Jun 2025

10/10 Excellent

Edward

Traveled with group, Business traveler

Jul 7, 2025

Liked: Cleanliness, amenities, property conditions & facilities

Property had everything we needed, staff especially Tamaka were super helpful and gave us advice as to where we should go and explore in the city as well as making sure we had a comfortable stay.

Stayed 2 nights in Jul 2025

10/10 Excellent

Sherrie

Jun 30, 2025

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort

Watch the tramcar please

The Hotel not hotel is a very unique experience for stays in a great neighborhood in Amsterdam. The hosts were all very nice and helpful. They even offer an option to check in early for a small fee which was great because I was very jetlagged after I landed. I stayed in the Tramcar and the room was so charming. It stayed pretty cool too. Just be mindful of the curtains as it's all windows. It is more like a hostel as the tramcar does not have a bathroom but it's situated right next to the main shared bathroom that is well kept. Would definitely stay here again for a short visit!

Stayed 1 night in Jun 2025

10/10 Excellent

Skyler

Jun 28, 2025

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, amenities

The hotel design was unique, and the staff was nice. There was no air conditioning which was not ideal in the Summer, but there was a fan that helped.

Stayed 1 night in Jun 2025

10/10 Excellent

Sarah

Jun 22, 2025

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort

Super cool theming!

Stayed 2 nights in Jun 2025

8/10 Good

kalan

Jun 19, 2025

Liked: Cleanliness, amenities, property conditions & facilities

The staff was great. Tamara, Liv and Yasmina were nice. Mila could have been nicer.

Stayed 5 nights in Jun 2025

8/10 Good

Antonio

Jun 18, 2025

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort

It was an "interesting" experience, especially sleeping inside an old Tram. But it was comfortable and bed was big. They do need to update the curtains. Bathroom was clean. Staff was hepfull and friendly. Location is nearby local transportation.

Stayed 2 nights in Jun 2025

10/10 Excellent

Angie

Jun 17, 2025

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort

Awesome hotel

Such a fantastically, quirky place to say. Loved it!!

Stayed 1 night in Jun 2025

2/10 Terrible

Monika

Jun 16, 2025

Stayed 4 nights in Jun 2025

2/10 Terrible

michael

Traveled with family

Jun 15, 2025

Disliked: Cleanliness, amenities, property conditions & facilities

Our stay was terrible. We stayed from June 7 to June 14. We booked the blue house downstairs for four people 1 double bed bed and 2 twin beds, when we open the door of our room, this is not what we expected, NO TV, NO air conditioning, they have 2 fan on the walls that it was more than a heather than a fan because the air was hot not cold and we told the person at the front desk, also NO table, NO microwave, 1 window with a curtain and the curtain had problem to close it, never again I will book at that hotel. We told the person at the front desk that this is not what we expected when we booked it online, really disappointed.

Stayed 7 nights in Jun 2025

4/10 Poor

Thomas

Traveled with partner

Jun 15, 2025

Disliked: Cleanliness, staff & service, amenities, property conditions & facilities

Cute common areas, but the rooms are poor quality.

Stayed 5 nights in Jun 2025

2/10 Terrible

Phoebe

Traveled with group

Jun 12, 2025

Disliked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities

Our stay at this Amsterdam hotel was extremely disappointing. When we arrived, we were given the wrong room, and staff said there was “nothing they could do.” The room was inside reception—our windows (including one in the bathroom) looked directly into the lobby, with no privacy even with the blinds closed. We overheard another guest also complaining about a lack of privacy. Eventually, we were told we’d need to switch rooms multiple times during our stay—one night in the first room, two nights in another, then two more nights in a third. This was inconvenient, but we agreed to avoid staying in the first awful room. The check-out/check-in process was chaotic and slow, and the staff didn’t even know where the new room was. We were eventually put in the room we originally booked, but were told the door had to be stripped due to mould—hardly reassuring. The room was tiny, dirty, and in terrible condition. The sink leaked, the shower was broken and held up with a mouldy rubber band, and the lock on the door kept sticking. Worst of all, there were bedbugs, no shelves or storage, and one night a man was lingering near our room, which felt unsafe. We left after 2 nights (originally booked for 5), and reception didn’t ask why or seem to care. Only positive: decent location with tram access. Otherwise, this was one of the worst hotel experiences we’ve ever had.

Stayed 5 nights in Jun 2025

8/10 Good

Corbin

Traveled with group

Jun 9, 2025

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities

Quirky hotel in a good location out of the crowds of Amsterdam. Rooms are small, but was fine with two people

Stayed 4 nights in May 2025

10/10 Excellent

Debra

Jun 5, 2025

Liked: Amenities

Quirky, fun hotel as only the Dutch can do.

Stayed 1 night in Jun 2025

10/10 Excellent

Chuyang, Singapore

May 26, 2025

Liked: Cleanliness, amenities

The staff is very friendly. It is only a few min walk to the tram.

Stayed 2 nights in May 2025

4/10 Poor

Rakesh

May 20, 2025

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service

Disliked: Room comfort

Stayed 1 night in May 2025

6/10 Okay

Lisa

Traveled with family

May 18, 2025

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities

Felt Unsafe

Woken up late at night by a male employee opening our door and entering our room, doesn't make for a restful nights sleep. No explanation, no apology. Otherwise, an interesting place to stay.

Stayed 2 nights in May 2025

4/10 Poor

Mya

Traveled with family

May 11, 2025

Liked: Staff & service

Disliked: Cleanliness

Stayed in the tram which was a cool experience knowing it used during the 60s and 70s in Amsterdam! But second night in we woke up with bed bug bites and found them around the bed..completely gross and painful. Workers were nice enough but they need to fix the bed bug issue!!

Stayed 5 nights in May 2025

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Basic Quadruple Room (The Blue House Downstairs)

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Basic Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Tram)

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Basic Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Invisible Room Downstairs)

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Basic Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Mr. de With)

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Basic Double Room, 1 Double Bed (Mrs. de With)

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Basic Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Crisis Free Zone)

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Economy Room, 1 Double Bed, Shared Bathroom (Secret Bookcase S)

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Basic Quadruple Room, 1 Bedroom (Casa No Casa)

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Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Secret Bookcase L)

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Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Secret Bookcase M)

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Basic Double Room (Secret Bookcase XL)

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Basic Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Printed House)

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Double Room, Ensuite (Sin City Ground Floor)

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Double Room, Ensuite (Poison Ivy 7)

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Basic Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Sin City First Floor)

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Basic Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Volkswagen T1)

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Basic Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Casa No Casa 13A)

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Simple double room, shared bathroom (Secret Bookcase Whitey the White)

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Simple double room, shared bathroom (Invisible room upstairs)

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The Sun Room, Shared Bathroom

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Basic Double Room (The Blue House Upstairs)

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The Sun Room (shared bathroom)

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Casa No Casa 13A (shared bathroom)

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Crisis Free Zone (shared bathroom)

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Invisible Room Downstairs (shared bathroom)

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Invisible Room Upstairs (shared bathroom)

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Mr de With (shared bathroom)

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Mrs de With

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Poison Ivy

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Printed House (shared bathroom)

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Secret Bookcase L

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Secret Bookcase S (shared bathroom)

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Secret Bookcase Whitey the White (shared bathroom)

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Secret Bookcase XL

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Sin City First Floor (shared bathroom)

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Sin City Ground Floor

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