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Interior
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Outdoor pool
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Reviews

10 out of 10
Exceptional

Entire home

5 bedrooms4 bathroomsSleeps 14

Popular amenities

  • Hot tub
  • Kitchen
  • Washer
  • Dryer
  • Free WiFi

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Boerne, TX
  • Place, The Rim Shopping Center
    ‪42 min drive‬
  • Place, University of Texas at San Antonio
    ‪43 min drive‬
  • Place, Six Flags Fiesta Texas
    ‪44 min drive‬
  • Airport, San Antonio, TX (SAT-San Antonio Intl.)
    ‪63 min drive‬

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About the neighborhood

Boerne

This vacation home places you within a 10-minute walk of Guadalupe River. The vacation home includes a private pool, a kitchen, and a fireplace.
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What's nearby

  • The Rim Shopping Center - 42 min drive - 29.6 miles
  • University of Texas at San Antonio - 43 min drive - 31.7 miles
  • The Shops of La Cantera - 43 min drive - 32.0 miles
  • Six Flags Fiesta Texas - 44 min drive - 30.3 miles
  • Aquatica San Antonio Waterpark - 64 min drive - 46.4 miles

Getting around

  • San Antonio International Airport (SAT) - 47 min drive

Restaurants

  • ‪Cordillera Ranch Country Club - ‬30 min drive
  • ‪Black Board Bar B Q - ‬17 min drive
  • ‪The Roundup Beer Garden and Food Park - ‬6 min drive
  • ‪hillbillyz - ‬11 min drive
  • ‪Sisterdale Saloon - ‬18 min drive

About this property

Entire place

You'll have the entire home to yourself and will only share it with other guests in your party.

Texas Hill Country Escape — 250 Acres, Pickleball & Free Hayride w/4-Nt Rental!

Welcome to Poco Loco Ranch, a stunning 250-acre retreat nestled in the heart of the picturesque Texas Hill Country. Located just 10 minutes from the charming town of Boerne, Our ranch offers the ultimate getaway for families, friends, and adventurers seeking a blend of natural beauty, modern comforts, and endless entertainment.

New Additions: Pickleball Court & Tesla-Compatible Charger!
Get ready to experience our brand-new pickleball court, where family and friends can enjoy fast-paced fun surrounded by stunning scenery. Whether you're a seasoned player or trying it for the first time, this is the perfect spot to play, laugh, and unwind.

And for our eco-conscious guests, we now offer a Tesla car charger that’s compatible with other electric vehicles, ensuring you’re fully powered for your Texas Hill Country adventures!

Nature’s Playground
Reconnect with the great outdoors along a quarter-mile of private Guadalupe River frontage:
• Swim, fish, or tube the crystal-clear waters.
• Take a leisurely hike through the rolling trails and enjoy breathtaking views.
• Spot wildlife that make their home in this serene haven.
• At night, marvel at the star-filled sky from our luxurious pool or hot tub.

Rustic Charm Meets Modern Comfort
Enjoy thoughtfully designed accommodations that suit groups of all sizes:

Main House
• Spacious living area with 2 fold-out sofas and a large flat-screen TV
• Fully equipped kitchen perfect for whipping up hearty meals
• 3 cozy bedrooms (2 king, 1 twin with a bunk bed)
• 3.5 modern bathrooms
• A charming covered patio with a BBQ grill and smoker
Guest House
• Roomy suite with 2 queen beds and a comfy sitting area
• Kitchenette and dinette
• Full bathroom
Game Room Paradise
A favorite for all ages, featuring:
• Antique pool table
• 22' championship shuffleboard
• Pac-Man arcade machine
• Ping pong and foosball
• Cozy seating for those who prefer to relax and spectate
Endless Onsite Adventures
• Free hayrides with 4-night stays
• Volleyball, BBQ cookouts, bonfires, and s’mores
• Hours of fun by the pool or in the hot tub
• Tubing adventures ranging from a leisurely hour to four hours of river bliss

Nearby Adventures
Make the most of our perfect location with nearby attractions:
• Explore Boerne’s antique shops, breweries, and cafes (10 mins)
• Thrill-seekers love Fiesta Texas (20 mins) and SeaWorld (30 mins)
• Discover Fredericksburg’s wineries and the Nimitz Museum (35 mins)
• Tour the underground wonders of Cave Without a Name (5 mins)

Perfect for Any Occasion
Poco Loco Ranch is ideal for:
• Family reunions
• Wedding accommodations (close to Paniolo Ranch, Von Erich Ranch, Eagle Dancer Ranch, Dos Palomas Ranch, Marquardt Ranch, and Enchanted Springs Ranch and more!)
• Group retreats or simply escaping the everyday

Extra Perks
• EV charging for your convenience
• Optional hunting packages (deer, axis, and more!)
• RV accommodations (ask for details!)
Free Hayride with 4 night rentals!

Important Note
The Guadalupe River’s depth varies with rainfall, but our pool, game room, and riverfront areas guarantee endless fun no matter the season.

Whether you’re seeking relaxation, adventure, or a little bit of both, Poco Loco Ranch promises an unforgettable experience in the heart of Texas Hill Country. Book your stay today and make memories to last a lifetime!

Keywords: Texas Hill Country, Guadalupe River, pickleball, family-friendly, tubing, game room, pool, hot tub, stargazing, hay ride, Pickleball, hiking, hunting, reunions, weddings, nature, retreat, outdoor activities, rustic luxury.
The vacation home is air-conditioned and features a kitchen, 3.5 bathrooms, and a balcony or patio, and there's space to spread out with 5 bedrooms. Guests can enjoy a Smart TV and stay connected with free WiFi. Other standard amenities include a private pool, a washing machine, and a fireplace.

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Property amenities

Beach

  • Beach loungers
  • Beach towels

Pool/Spa

  • Hot tub
  • Outdoor pool
  • Private pool

Internet

  • Available in the house: Free WiFi

Parking and transportation

  • Electric car charging station on site
  • Car recommended
  • Parking on site

Kitchen

  • Blender
  • Coffee grinder
  • Coffee/tea maker
  • Cookware, dishware, and utensils
  • Dishwasher
  • Electric kettle
  • Kitchen island
  • Microwave
  • Oven
  • Paper towels
  • Refrigerator
  • Spices
  • Stovetop
  • Toaster

Dining

  • Dining table

Bedrooms

  • 5 bedrooms
  • Bedsheets provided
  • Sofa bed

Bathroom

  • 3.5 bathrooms
  • Bathtub
  • Bathtub or shower
  • Hair dryer
  • Shower
  • Soap
  • Toilet paper
  • Towels provided

Living spaces

  • Dining table
  • Fireplace
  • Living room

Entertainment

  • Games
  • Smart TV with cable/satellite channels
  • Stereo

Outdoor areas

  • Barbecue grill
  • Firepit
  • Garden
  • Outdoor furniture
  • Patio

Laundry

  • Laundry facilities
  • Washing machine

Comfort

  • Air conditioning
  • Heating

Pets

  • No pets allowed

Suitability/Accessibility

  • Smoking not allowed

Services and conveniences

  • Phone

Location highlights

  • In a rural location
  • On a river
  • On the waterfront

Things to do

  • Air hockey
  • Arcade/game room
  • Billiards/pool table
  • Foosball table
  • Table tennis
  • Birdwatching nearby
  • Cycling nearby
  • Ecotours nearby
  • Fishing nearby
  • Golfing nearby
  • Hiking/biking trails nearby
  • Hunting nearby
  • Swimming nearby
  • Theme park nearby
  • Water tubing nearby
  • Wildlife walks nearby
  • Winery tours nearby

Safety features

  • Carbon monoxide detector not reported (host has not indicated whether there is a carbon monoxide detector on the property; consider bringing a portable detector)
  • Smoke detector (host has indicated there is a smoke detector on the property)
  • Fire extinguisher

General

  • Electric car charging station
  • Garden

Policies

Check-out

Check-out before 11:00 AM

Special check-in instructions

The front desk hours vary at this property
Guests must contact the property for check-in information
To make arrangements for check-in please contact the property ahead of time using the information on the booking confirmation
You will receive an email from the host with check-in and check-out instructions
Information provided by the property may be translated using automated translation tools

Pets

  • This property doesn't allow pets

Children and extra beds

Children allowed: ages 0-17

Events

No events allowed

Smoking

Smoking is not permitted

Important information

You need to know

Extra-person charges may apply and vary depending on property policy
Government-issued photo identification and a credit card, debit card, or cash deposit may be required at check-in for incidental charges
Special requests are subject to availability upon check-in and may incur additional charges; special requests cannot be guaranteed
Onsite parties or group events are strictly prohibited
Host has not indicated whether there is a carbon monoxide detector on the property; consider bringing a portable detector with you on the trip
Host has indicated there is a smoke detector on the property
Safety features at this property include a fire extinguisher
This property is managed through our partner, Vrbo. You will receive an email from Vrbo with a link to a Vrbo account, where you can change or cancel your reservation
  • Check-out: 11:00 AM

We should mention

Details about charges, deposits, or other important information:

  • This property is managed by a private host, not a professional engaged in trade or business.
  • Charges for extra guests may apply and vary depending on the property's policy.
  • A cash deposit, credit card, or debit card for incidental charges, as well as a government-issued photo ID, may be required at check-in.
  • Special requests are subject to availability at the time of check-in and can't be guaranteed. Certain requests may come with additional charges.
  • Onsite parties or group events are strictly prohibited.
  • Onsite safety features include a fire extinguisher and a smoke detector.

Frequently asked questions

What's there to do close to this vacation home?

This vacation home is located in Boerne within a short 7-minute walk of Guadalupe River. You'll also find Cave without a Name and Sister Creek Vineyards nearby.

Will I be able to park at Texas Hill Country Escape — 250 Acres, Pickleball & Free Hayride w/4-Nt Rental!?

Yes, there is an electric car charging station available.

Is this vacation home adjacent to a casino?

No, this vacation home is not connected to a casino.

Is there an indoor pool at this vacation home?

No, this vacation home doesn't have an indoor pool; however, there are an outdoor pool and a hot tub.

What do couples enjoy most about Texas Hill Country Escape — 250 Acres, Pickleball & Free Hayride w/4-Nt Rental!?

At this riverfront vacation home, couples will welcome the many amenities including a private pool and a fireplace along with an outdoor pool.

Does Texas Hill Country Escape — 250 Acres, Pickleball & Free Hayride w/4-Nt Rental! have a hot tub?

No, there isn't a spa tub at this vacation home.

Does this vacation home offer breakfast?

No, this vacation home doesn't offer breakfast.

Does this vacation home allow pets to stay for free?

No, pets aren't allowed at this vacation home.

Does Texas Hill Country Escape — 250 Acres, Pickleball & Free Hayride w/4-Nt Rental! have connecting rooms available?

No, there aren't connecting guestrooms at this vacation home.

Where is the closest airport to this vacation home?

The closest major airport to this vacation home is San Antonio International Airport (SAT), which is about 28.6 mi away.

Can I book a room with a balcony at Texas Hill Country Escape — 250 Acres, Pickleball & Free Hayride w/4-Nt Rental!?

Yes, every house at Texas Hill Country Escape — 250 Acres, Pickleball & Free Hayride w/4-Nt Rental! comes with a patio.

Texas Hill Country Escape — 250 Acres, Pickleball & Free Hayride w/4-Nt Rental! Reviews

Reviews

10

Exceptional

Rating 10 - Excellent. 77 out of 81 reviews
Rating 8 - Good. 3 out of 81 reviews
Rating 6 - Okay. 0 out of 81 reviews
Rating 4 - Poor. 0 out of 81 reviews
Rating 2 - Terrible. 1 out of 81 reviews

9.6/10

Cleanliness

Reviews

Verified

10/10 Excellent

Tammy L.

Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy

Great place for family

Great hill country charm and fun all around.
Stayed 4 nights in May 2024
Verified

10/10 Excellent

Audra P.

Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy

Great stay

Our family loved our time there!! It was in a great location for day trips to Fredericksburg and San Antonio. We loved the game room and exploring the property.
Stayed 6 nights in Jul 2022
Verified

10/10 Excellent

K Meghan M.

Liked: Check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy

Delightful family stay

We thoroughly enjoyed our stay - our family of 5 plus my parents - at the Poco Loci Ranch. Charles was a great host and there is plenty to do and enjoy on the property. Property has tubes to enjoy the Guadalupe River, a grill by the pool, firewood for an evening campfire and s’mores, and plenty of beds and towels. Highly recommend for a family get together!
Stayed 4 nights in Jun 2023
Verified

10/10 Excellent

Brian H.

Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy

Fantastic fun for friends and family

We just finished our 4 nights and it was even better than we could have ever imagined. Melinda was a wonderful host and met us at the ranch at check in to give us a tour and help with any and all the information we needed to make our stay care free.
Stayed 4 nights in Jun 2022
Verified

10/10 Excellent

Jefferson S.

Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy

Family vacation

Property was perfect for our group of 20, it had plenty of space and having the game room pool available was a bonus. Melissa was quick to respond to any questions/concerns we had.
Stayed 4 nights in Jul 2023
Verified

10/10 Excellent

Elizabeth C.

Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy

Christmas at the Poco Loco

We had a great time despite the freezing temperatures creating some challenges for us and the Hosts. They were great and very responsive. Even without being able to enjoy the water this place is a wonderful place to enjoy with the whole family!
Stayed 4 nights in Dec 2022
Archival

10/10 Excellent

Brad D.

Golf outing

Everyone loved the stay at the Poco Loco. We had ten guys on a golf outing and we all loved the large game room. It was nice to play a round of golf and then relax out away from the hustle and bustle. Greatly appreciated being able to get out there early to set up and stay as late as we wanted on Sunday.
Verified

10/10 Excellent

Verified traveler

Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy

Wonderful Ranch Vacation

Lots to love about this property. The game room was a huge hit. The separate guest house was great. Well groomed yard. Tubing down the river. And, of course, the stars! :)
Stayed 4 nights in Aug 2020
Verified

10/10 Excellent

Tiffany G.

Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy

Spring break

We had an amazing time visiting this property and spending time together walking the grounds. Perfect for large families! Our kids were never bored and never even asked for tvs or devices! Family that runs the ranch is the sweetest. They are extremely welcoming and helpful. We will definitely visit again in the future.
Stayed 4 nights in Mar 2024
Verified

8/10 Good

Andrew T.

Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy

Poco Loco with Friends

We had a great stay at Poco Loco. House and property were as described. Loved all of the porches and being able to walk through this property in the mornings. River access was a little tough but Charles informed me that they are going to update their property map with a better location so that issue may be solved. Kitchen is very small, something to keep in mind if you plan to cook for a large group during your stay.
Stayed 3 nights in Jun 2024
Verified

10/10 Excellent

steve h.

Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy

Hill Country Retreat

Stunning property in Texas Hill Country. Many different opportunities for play and adventure indoor and out. Private river access and pool provided endless entertainment during peak Texas Summer heat. Game room popular as well with all ages and handy during brief rain and late evening fun. Hosted 10 with room to spare. Close to Boerne for shopping, food if for some reason you would want to leave the property. Cave without a name a national treasure.
Stayed 4 nights in Aug 2020
Verified

10/10 Excellent

Marie S.

Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy

July Poco Loco Ranch

This was one of the best vacation rentals we've ever been to. The pool was amazing and so was the huge game room. Hosts were extremely helpful and there was a lovely welcome basket to greet us upon arrival. Highly recommend Poco Loco for a family vacation. There was something for everyone. The only bummer was that the river was too low to tube, but Charles let us know before we arrived so we knew what to expect. It was still great to walk down to the river and skip rocks and it was teeming with birds and toads and little fish. And as a delightful bonus, there was a wee baby cow that we passed on our hike.
Stayed 4 nights in Jul 2023
Verified

10/10 Excellent

Janet R.

Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy

Peace in the Hill Country

This was the most peaceful vacation we have had. It is away from all the hassle of the city. No noise except for the wind blowing and the cattle mooing. It is close enough to Boerne to do any shopping you need to do. The kitchen was well stocked with all the cooking utensils we needed plus ingredients for s'mores! The house is not modern but it is very cozy and comfortable. We loved the pool and spent every evening there watching the stars come out. The river level was low but that was perfect for the little boys in our family. Melinda and her husband were very gracious and took our family on a hayrack ride around the property.
Stayed 5 nights in Jun 2022
Verified

10/10 Excellent

Steve H.

Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy

Houston 2022

The place was perfect. It had a blend of a historical rustic feel with all the modern convivences. The property is absolutely beautiful and the long ride to the river was so scenic. We saw awesome wildlife and enjoyed every minute ! If we had to change anything it would be to have stayed longer !
Stayed 6 nights in Jul 2022
Verified

10/10 Excellent

Melissa P.

Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy

We loved everything about our stay.

We so enjoyed our stay at Poco Loco. The pool was amazing and we were so thankful for it on the hot Texas afternoons. We also used the game room daily and had a family tournament on our last day. The property is beautiful and loved walking to the river in the mornings. This was a wonderful location for our family of 11 to enjoy a quiet, relaxing vacation. Thank you to Melinda for being so available.
Stayed 5 nights in Jul 2022
Verified

8/10 Good

Bryan M.

Liked: Check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy

Poco Loco is fun

Drought made it tough for the property.
Stayed 4 nights in Jul 2022
Verified

10/10 Excellent

Brendan F.

Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy

Absolutely perfect.

Stayed with a 10-person group of guys to celebrate my bachelor party. Location is perfect, just outside of town. There is something for everyone between the pool, river, game room, and property. Melinda is a great host, and we communicated several times prior to our arrival. I would stay there again without question.
Stayed 4 nights in Jun 2022
Verified

10/10 Excellent

Genevieve S.

Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy

Just perfect

We had such a wonderful family vacation at PocoLoco. The property had something for everyone in our group. The pool area and hot tub (which the hostess went out of her way to fix when it malfunctioned during our stay) we’re so fun even in the chilly springtime weather. There was beautiful land to run, explore and hike on. The kitchen was well organized and stocked. And the game room was perfect spot for our family to spend evenings laughing and joking around. What is more, the hosts made us feel at home by giving us a full property tour, accommodating all our needs, and by providing answers to every question. They are very kind and friendly folks! We collected some beautiful family memories to take home with us along with the wild turkey feathers we came across on the property. We would absolutely visit Poco Loco again. It is a very special spot.
Stayed 4 nights in Mar 2022
Verified

10/10 Excellent

jennifer W.

Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy

Amazing Family Reunion

We had a great time - the property is AMAZING - floated the river and LOVED the pool!! We will be back! Melinda was great to work with -
Stayed 4 nights in Jun 2021
Verified

10/10 Excellent

Judy W.

Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy

We Shall Return

Let me say first of all, if you’re looking for an updated property, this is not your place. It is rustic, comfortable and well equipped. The owners are gracious to share their family ranch which has been theirs for over 50 years. The main ranch house is real Texas Hill Country, and has been expanded from the original 2 room dog-trot house which may be 100 years old. The pool, the pool house, the enormous game room, and all the patios are a big plus. The land, the river and wildlife are all beautiful; and we watched great sunsets on the hill looking across the Guadalupe valley. The owners are gracious, friendly, and eager to help.
Stayed 7 nights in Jun 2021
Verified

10/10 Excellent

roseanne r.

Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy

Amazing pool side Scenery!’

The Poco Loco Ranch is such a special place to stay to make wonderful memories with family or friends. Right from the start Melinda and Brian treated us like family. They were warm and extremely helpful in every aspect! We couldn’t get our grandkids out of the pool but we didn’t mind as the peaceful land that surrounds it is breathtaking! Also thank you again Brian for treated our grandkids to such a fun hayride! The main house is warmly decorated and so comfy. There’s also a guest house poolside and a huge game room. We also enjoyed making s’mores by the fire pit one evening! It was sad to leave the Poco Loco Ranch but we are counting our days till we return! Thank you again Melinda and Brian for sharing your wonderful family Ranch house with our family!
Stayed 4 nights in Jun 2021
Verified

10/10 Excellent

Dennis B.

Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy

What a amazing ranch!!!

Would recommend to to anyone who needs room Great family place!!!
Stayed 8 nights in Mar 2021
Verified

10/10 Excellent

roberta s.

Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy

Perfect place to get away from it all!

We enjoyed our stay at Poco Loco ranch. I loved cooking for the family in the big kitchen and the kids ( and adults) loved the pool and game room! The property is beautiful and so much wildlife! We even spotted a great horned owl on the ground hunting! Armadillos and deer abound. All in all a great time was had by all! Comfortable beds and well stocked kitchen. Great for groups.
Stayed 5 nights in Jul 2020
Verified

10/10 Excellent

christina b.

Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy

Beautiful place

Beautiful ranch right on the river. Great pool and game room. Perfect for family getaway!
Stayed 4 nights in Jul 2020
Verified

10/10 Excellent

Matt K.

Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy

Great Weekend Get-a-way

We loved our stay at the Poco Loco. Upon arrival, Melinda showed us around the entire property and house, as well as how to get to the two river access points. We loved the river, pool, and game room. Everything was built to entertain, relax, and spend time with friends and family. Melinda and Charles helped provide directions on how to float the river, as well as recommendations on great near by golf courses. We’ll definitely be back!
Stayed 3 nights in Jun 2020

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