Hotels on the River in Plantation Key

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"Arrived to what looked like something out of a horror movie - almost abandoned building! When we went to the office to check in, no one was there but there was McDonalds food all over the desk and a loud, offensive podcast playing from a phone repeatedly using the F word and N word. Finally a young woman arrived and didn’t apologize or do anything to stop it from playing. She quickly gave us our keys and I asked about the laundry facilities since that was a primary reason for booking. She looked confused but told me there were washers outside under the deck. I asked if they sold soap and she didn’t know! Went to check them out, they were dirty and musty…vending machine wouldn’t work to sell my soap so we said screw it and went to a coin-op laundry down the road. Inside was ok, but coffee machine was broken, we had small roaches in the kitchen at night and moved all our food into the fridge…and to top it all off, the shower didn’t have any hot water. We won’t be back."

"Great experience, lovely resort. I have "