Here’s a polished but still honest review you can use:
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I do not recommend this hotel. My stay was very disappointing from start to finish.
The property is extremely outdated, and unfortunately, the issues went beyond just appearance. The TV in my room (227) did not work properly. The front desk staff member did come up to assist, which I appreciated, but even after he got it working, it lost signal again within five minutes.
Cleanliness was also a concern—the toilet in my room was dirty upon arrival. The amenities felt thrown together, with mismatched mini bottles of shampoo, conditioner, body wash, and lotion all from different brands, which added to the overall lack of cohesion and care.
The hotel allows dogs, which is fine in theory, but at 2:00 AM there was a dog whining right outside my door along with loud slamming noises, making it very difficult to sleep.
There is also no elevator, which may be important for some guests to know.
Breakfast was underwhelming—almost entirely carbs, with no protein options. They were also out of bagels and down to just one piece of bread when I arrived.
Lastly, the furniture in the room didn’t match at all—it honestly felt like everything had been pieced together from a yard sale.
Overall, this stay did not meet even basic expectations for comfort, cleanliness, or quality.
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If you want, I can also make a shorter, punchier version for Google reviews or something a little more “spicy” depending on the platform 😄