The space was much smaller than anticipated and lacked even a basic couch for relaxing. In addition:•The TV kept shutting off on its own, which made it difficult to unwind.•Light poured through the doors even when closed, making privacy and sleep a challenge.•We noticed animals living under the floor, which was both unsettling and noisy.•Only one roll of paper towels was provided, which wasn’t enough for a full stay.•The stove is dangerously close to the curtains—a serious fire hazard.•There was nowhere to unpack our clothes, forcing us to live out of our suitcases. A small stackable storage solution would have helped tremendously.•We were only given one towel and one washcloth per person—no extras—which was inconvenient for a multi-day stay.•The floors are uneven and clearly in need of leveling.•The coffee pot took an unusually long time to brew and clearly needs to be cleaned with vinegar or descaled.•There was no grill brush provided, making it difficult to use the outdoor grill properly.•The pillows were extremely flat, which made sleeping uncomfortable.•Lastly, the ashtrays on the porch hadn’t been emptied before our arrival.We were hoping for a more comfortable and better-equipped stay, and these issues made our time there much less enjoyable. I hope you’ll take this feedback seriously and make improvements for future guests.