Located within a mile (2 km) of Lake Conroe, this vacation home is within 2 miles (3 km) of Sam Houston National Forest. The vacation home includes a kitchenette, a sofa bed, and a refrigerator.
Sam Houston State University - 23 min drive - 25.6 miles
Cynthia Woods Mitchell Pavilion - 30 min drive - 30.2 miles
ExxonMobil Campus - 33 min drive - 34.6 miles
Texas Renaissance Festival - 58 min drive - 45.9 miles
Getting around
George Bush Intercontinental Airport (IAH) - 50 min drive
Restaurants
Love's Travel Stop - 10 min drive
Fish Pond Restaurant - 10 min drive
Early's BBQ - 16 min walk
Whataburger - 13 min drive
7-Eleven - 12 min drive
About this property
Entire place
You'll have the entire home to yourself and will only share it with other guests in your party.
The G.O.A.T: 2 mins to Lake Conroe! Heated Pool, Fire Pit, Stocked Ponds
This luxury tiny home is designed with a modern farmhouse chic décor that combines functionality with modern technology comforts. Upon entering a keyless entry French glass double door, you will feel at home surrounded by warm white tones and shiplap walls. Sit back and relax on our plush sofa and listen to some music through the Alexa or watch some TV. Though you may not want to leave your home, we invite you to try to smoke some bbq on the 57” offset smoker or roast smores around the smokeless fire pit while gazing at the starry sky.
In the morning, feel the warmth as you let in the early sunlight through two large glass windows that surround the bed . We hope you enjoy your day with our premier outdoor amenities. First start by lounging pool side along our 40 ft pool . Fix yourself a drink in our deluxe Tiki Hut outdoor kitchen. Swing on one of our tree hammocks or just relax on one of our Adirondack chairs on the deck over the pond. Feel free to join in the fun at our renovated Barndo where you can find games such as darts, Jenga, and cornhole. Lastly, don’t forget to say hi our friendly pygmy goats!
Check out our other tiny homes on this retreat, so your family and friends can also join the fun and relaxation!
The vacation home is air-conditioned and features a kitchenette and space to spread out with a separate bedroom. Other standard amenities include a sofa bed, a coffee maker, and a dining table.
Note from host: Within Designated Areas Only - No Smoking in unit
Location highlights
In a rural location
Near a health/beauty spa
Near a hospital
Near a zoo
Near the marina
On a lake
Things to do
Heated pool
Birdwatching nearby
Fishing nearby
Golfing nearby
Hiking/biking trails nearby
Horseback riding nearby
Jet skiing nearby
Kayaking nearby
Swimming nearby
Wildlife walks nearby
Winery tours nearby
Safety features
Carbon monoxide detector not reported (host has not indicated whether there is a carbon monoxide detector on the property; consider bringing a portable detector)
Smoke detector (host has indicated there is a smoke detector on the property)
First aid kit
Fire extinguisher
General
Unit size: 320 square feet
Policies
Check-in
Check-in time starts at 3:00 PM
Contactless check-in available
Minimum check-in age: 18
Check-out
Check-out before 11:00 AM
Special check-in instructions
You will receive an email from the host with check-in and check-out instructions
Information provided by the property may be translated using automated translation tools
Rules
Quiet Hours are between 11 PM - 7 AM
Smoking is only allowed within designated areas. No smoking within the accommodations allowed at any time.
No Parties or Unregistered Guests allowed Onsite without prior approval.
Pets
This property welcomes pets
Service animals exempt from fees
Note from host: Only dogs under 20 lbs are allowed with approval
Children and extra beds
Children allowed: ages 0-17
Events
No events allowed
All guests must be registered guests of HGR
Smoking
Smoking allowed: in designated areas
Within Designated Areas Only - No Smoking in unit
Important information
You need to know
Extra-person charges may apply and vary depending on property policy
Government-issued photo identification and a credit card, debit card, or cash deposit may be required at check-in for incidental charges
Special requests are subject to availability upon check-in and may incur additional charges; special requests cannot be guaranteed
Onsite parties or group events are strictly prohibited
Note from host: All guests must be registered guests of HGR
Host has not indicated whether there is a carbon monoxide detector on the property; consider bringing a portable detector with you on the trip
Host has indicated there is a smoke detector on the property
Safety features at this property include a fire extinguisher and a first aid kit
This property is managed through our partner, Vrbo. You will receive an email from Vrbo with a link to a Vrbo account, where you can change or cancel your reservation
Check-in: 3:00 PM
Check-out: 11:00 AM
Minimum check-in age: 18
We should mention
Details about charges, deposits, or other important information:
This property is managed by a private host, not a professional engaged in trade or business.
Charges for extra guests may apply and vary depending on the property's policy.
A cash deposit, credit card, or debit card for incidental charges, as well as a government-issued photo ID, may be required at check-in.
Special requests are subject to availability at the time of check-in and can't be guaranteed. Certain requests may come with additional charges.
Onsite parties or group events are strictly prohibited.
Note from host: All guests must be registered guests of HGR
Onsite safety features include a fire extinguisher, a smoke detector, and a first aid kit.
Property is also known as
336
Frequently asked questions
What's there to do close to this vacation home?
This vacation home is located in Willis within a short 17-minute walk of Lake Conroe. You'll also find Sam Houston National Forest and Chambers Lake within a short drive.
Is there parking available at The G.O.A.T: 2 mins to Lake Conroe! Heated Pool, Fire Pit, Stocked Ponds?
No, there isn't parking available at the vacation home.
Is this vacation home next to a casino?
No, this vacation home is not connected to a casino.
Is there an indoor pool at this vacation home?
No, there is no indoor pool at this vacation home.
Is The G.O.A.T: 2 mins to Lake Conroe! Heated Pool, Fire Pit, Stocked Ponds a good place to stay for couples?
Amenities that appeal to couples at this lakeside vacation home include a kitchenette as well as a heated pool and a firepit.
Does The G.O.A.T: 2 mins to Lake Conroe! Heated Pool, Fire Pit, Stocked Ponds have a hot tub?
No, but this vacation home does have a heated pool.
Does this vacation home provide breakfast?
No, this vacation home doesn't offer breakfast.
Does this vacation home allow pets to stay for free?
Although pets can't stay for free, they are welcome at this vacation home.
Does The G.O.A.T: 2 mins to Lake Conroe! Heated Pool, Fire Pit, Stocked Ponds have connecting rooms available?
No, this vacation home doesn't feature connecting guestrooms.
Are there rooms with balconies at The G.O.A.T: 2 mins to Lake Conroe! Heated Pool, Fire Pit, Stocked Ponds?
No, there aren't any house at The G.O.A.T: 2 mins to Lake Conroe! Heated Pool, Fire Pit, Stocked Ponds that offer a balcony.
The G.O.A.T: 2 mins to Lake Conroe! Heated Pool, Fire Pit, Stocked Ponds Reviews
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Reviews
10/10 Excellent
Christian R.
Nov 29, 2025
Liked: Cleanliness
A getaway for any person or family, with excellent service and amenities
Christian R.
Stayed 2 nights in Nov 2025
10/10 Excellent
Mike K., Perrysburg, Ohio
Apr 2, 2024
Liked: Cleanliness
Great Stay
Beautiful property and totally relaxing😁
Mike K.
Stayed 2 nights in Mar 2024
10/10 Excellent
Verified traveler
Mar 11, 2022
Liked: Cleanliness
Container heaven
Two night stay in the Goat house. The larger container structure. Great place to stay, peaceful and well taken care of. You will be surprised with the interior of the container houses. Beautifully done. As a home remodeler I was questioning how well a tiny container house could be done. Wow was I surprised. The group areas also live up to the high standard of this property. Give yourself a treat and book some days at Happy Goat Retreat.
Verified traveler
Stayed 2 nights in Mar 2022
10/10 Excellent
Lendel Dean M.
Mar 6, 2022
Liked: Cleanliness
An excellent experience
For anyone who has children this is an excellent place to stay. The Happy Goat Retreat has everything for your enjoyment. We were there for a National Championship Bass Tournament. It is one mile from Stoy-a Away boat ramp. Very convenient to many restaurants in the area with a Dollar Genral across the street for item that you may have forgot. The Happy Goat Retreat accommodations are new with state the art equipment. Without a doubt, the goats make the highlight of our stay. They were so much fun. A specially DaCota, he is a food hog., but loves to be petted. They are so much fun for children or grownups like me. The others have names like Mr. T, Josey Whales, Davey, and Mayham. We wanted to bring Davey home with us.
The staff were very friendly and accommodating.
I would recommend the Happy Goat Retreat to anyone, you'll have a wonderful time
Dean Matts
Yukon, Oklahoma