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The Oyster Smack Inn

Property class: 3

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Reviews

8.6 out of 10
Excellent

Popular amenities

  • Parking included
  • Free WiFi
  • Restaurant
  • Breakfast available
  • Bar
  • Housekeeping

Explore the area

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112 Station Rd, Burnham-on-Crouch, England, CM0 8HR
  • Place, Ramblers Stadium
    ‪14 min walk‬
  • Place, Southend Pier
    ‪57 min drive‬
  • Place, Adventure Island
    ‪57 min drive‬
  • Airport, London (STN-Stansted)
    ‪77 min drive‬

Room options

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A bedroom with a bed, bedside table, and a window with curtains.

Classic Double Room

10.0 out of 10
Exceptional
(1 review)
  • 1 bedroom
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Double Bed

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A neatly arranged bedroom with a large bed, bedside tables, a heater, and a small desk.

Deluxe Double Room

10.0 out of 10
Exceptional
(1 review)
  • 1 bedroom
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 King Bed

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A bedroom with a bed, a desk, a chair, a mirror, and a door.

Superior Double Room

  • 1 bedroom
  • Sleeps 4
  • 1 Double Sofa Bed and 1 King Bed

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A neatly arranged bedroom with a bed, a sofa, a small table, and a radiator.

Luxury Double Room

9.0 out of 10
Wonderful
(2 reviews)
  • 1 bedroom
  • Sleeps 4
  • 1 Double Sofa Bed and 1 King Bed

About the neighborhood

Burnham-on-Crouch

Located within a mile (2 km) of Ramblers Stadium, The Oyster Smack Inn is within 2 miles (3 km) of Mangapps Railway Museum. This 10-room, 3-star hotel has a restaurant, free in-room WiFi, and free self parking.

What's nearby

  • Ramblers Stadium - 14 min walk - 0.8 miles
  • Cliffs Pavilion - 56 min drive - 29.0 miles
  • Southend Pier - 57 min drive - 30.5 miles
  • Adventure Island - 57 min drive - 30.5 miles
  • Colchester Zoo - 57 min drive - 30.7 miles

Getting around

  • Burnham-On-Crouch Station - 8 min walk
  • London (SEN-Southend) - 51 min drive

Restaurants

  • ‪The Kings Head - ‬5 min drive
  • ‪The Welcome Sailor - ‬3 min walk
  • ‪The Station Arms - ‬5 min drive
  • ‪The Star - ‬9 min drive
  • ‪Huntsmen & Hounds - ‬8 min drive

About this property

The Oyster Smack Inn

Guests of The Oyster Smack Inn enjoy features like free WiFi in public areas. If you drive, put free parking to good use. Staff members can help with accommodation requests, and provide front-desk service during limited hours.
Guests can expect to find TVs and stay connected with free WiFi. Hair dryers are also available.

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Property amenities

Internet

  • Available in all rooms: Free WiFi
  • In-room WiFi speed: 25+ Mbps
  • Available in some public areas: Free WiFi

Parking and transportation

  • Free self parking on site
  • Limited onsite self parking

Food and drink

  • Daily continental breakfast available 8:00 AM to 10:00 AM for a fee: GBP 8.95 for adults and GBP 8.95 for children
  • A bar/lounge
  • A restaurant
  • Hosted evening meal available daily for a fee; reservation required

Conveniences

  • Limited-hour front desk

Guest services

  • Housekeeping (daily)

Accessibility

  • No elevator

Room amenities

Bathroom

  • Hair dryer
  • Private bathroom
  • Shampoo
  • Shower
  • Soap
  • Toilet paper
  • Towels provided

Entertainment

  • TV

More

  • Heating

Policies

Check-in

Check-in start time: 2:00 PM; Check-in end time: 9:00 PM

Minimum check-in age: 18

Check-out

Check-out before 11:00 AM

Special check-in instructions

The front desk is open daily from 8:00 AM - 9:30 PM

Front desk staffed during limited hours

If you are planning to arrive after 9:00 PM please contact the property in advance using the information on the booking confirmation

Information provided by the property may be translated using automated translation tools

Access methods

Front desk (limited hours), lockbox

Pets

  • This property doesn't allow pets

Property payment types

Important information

Optional extras

These fees and deposits will be charged at check-in, check-out, or the time of service.

  • Fee for continental breakfast: approximately GBP 8.95 for adults and GBP 8.95 for children

This list may not be comprehensive. Fees and deposits might not include tax and are subject to change.

You need to know

Extra-person charges may apply and vary depending on property policy
Government-issued photo identification and a credit card, debit card, or cash deposit may be required at check-in for incidental charges
Special requests are subject to availability upon check-in and may incur additional charges; special requests cannot be guaranteed
This property accepts credit cards, debit cards, and cash
Safety features at this property include a fire extinguisher
  • Check-in: 2:00 PM—-9:00 PM
  • Check-out: 11:00 AM
  • Minimum check-in age: 18
The front desk is available during limited hours. Driving? This property offers free parking.

We should mention

Details about charges, deposits, or other important information:

  • This property is managed by a professional host. The provision of housing is linked to their trade, business, or profession.
  • Charges for extra guests may apply and vary depending on the property's policy.
  • A cash deposit, credit card, or debit card for incidental charges, as well as a government-issued photo ID, may be required at check-in.
  • Special requests are subject to availability at the time of check-in and can't be guaranteed. Certain requests may come with additional charges.
  • This property accepts credit cards, debit cards, and cash.
  • Onsite safety features include a fire extinguisher.

Additional information about polices, regulations, and more:

  • There are no elevators.

Frequently asked questions

What's there to do near The Oyster Smack Inn?

This hotel is located in Burnham-on-Crouch within a short 18-minute walk of Ramblers Stadium. Mangapps Railway Museum is also within a driving distance of 1.4 mi.

How much does it cost to stay at The Oyster Smack Inn?

As of Sep 11, 2026, prices found for a 1-night stay for 2 adults at The Oyster Smack Inn on Sep 15, 2026 start from $126, including taxes and fees. This price is based on the lowest nightly price found in the last 24 hours for stays in the next 30 days. Prices are subject to change. Choose your dates for more accurate prices.

Will I be able to park at The Oyster Smack Inn?

Yes, self parking is offered for free at the hotel.

Does The Oyster Smack Inn feature a casino on the premises?

No, The Oyster Smack Inn doesn't have a casino.

Is there an indoor pool at The Oyster Smack Inn?

No, there is no indoor pool at this hotel.

What amenities will couples enjoy at The Oyster Smack Inn?

Amenities that appeal to couples at this hotel include a restaurant and a bar/lounge.

Does The Oyster Smack Inn have a hot tub?

No, there isn't a spa tub at this hotel.

Does The Oyster Smack Inn feature a restaurant that includes a breakfast menu?

Yes, The Oyster Smack Inn serves continental breakfast each morning for a surcharge from its restaurant.

Does The Oyster Smack Inn allow pets to stay for free?

No, pets aren't allowed at The Oyster Smack Inn.

Does The Oyster Smack Inn have connecting rooms available?

No, there aren't connecting guestrooms at this hotel.

What is the closest airport to The Oyster Smack Inn?

The closest major airport to The Oyster Smack Inn is London (SEN-Southend), which is 24 mi away (51 minutes by car). Another top airport is Stansted Airport (STN), which is around 29.7 mi away.

Can I book a room with a balcony at The Oyster Smack Inn?

No, you won't find guestrooms with balconies at The Oyster Smack Inn.

The Oyster Smack Inn Reviews

Reviews

8.6

Excellent

Rating 10 - Excellent. 25 out of 44 reviews
Rating 8 - Good. 10 out of 44 reviews
Rating 6 - Okay. 6 out of 44 reviews
Rating 4 - Poor. 2 out of 44 reviews
Rating 2 - Terrible. 1 out of 44 reviews

9.4/10

Cleanliness

9.4/10

Staff & service

8.4/10

Amenities

9.0/10

Property conditions & facilities

Reviews

Verified review

10/10 Excellent

Sean

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, amenities, property conditions & facilities
Lovely hotel,
Stayed 1 night in May 2026
Verified review

10/10 Excellent

Kishan

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, amenities, property conditions & facilities
Rooms were big and very clean. Staff were helpful and friendly. I would definitely stay again when I'm next in town.
Stayed 1 night in May 2026
Verified review

10/10 Excellent

Kevin

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, amenities, property conditions & facilities
Stayed for one night. Very friendly and helpful staff. Room was clean and spacious.
Stayed 1 night in Apr 2026
Verified review

10/10 Excellent

sue

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, amenities, property conditions & facilities
Spacious, quiet & comfortable room. Lovely restaurant. Great food. Convenient location. Friendly and helpful staff.
Stayed 1 night in Nov 2025
Verified review

8/10 Good

peter

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, amenities, property conditions & facilities
Perfect for a 1 night work trip
Stayed 1 night in Dec 2024
Verified review

10/10 Excellent

Tyler

Liked: Cleanliness, amenities, property conditions & facilities
another lovely working trip in this hotel. all good as usual
Stayed 1 night in Nov 2025
Verified review

10/10 Excellent

Gareth

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, amenities, property conditions & facilities
Excellent room which was spacious and airy. Large comfortable bed. Needs a full length mirror and a shelf in the bathroom. Wardrobe was far too high to reach
Stayed 3 nights in Apr 2026
Verified review

6/10 Okay

Frank

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, amenities
The room next door , from the shower the ventilation where loud ... Fore long time ...
Stayed 1 night in Apr 2026
Verified review

4/10 Poor

Jonathan

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, amenities, property conditions & facilities
Known this place for few years...Room was fresh but toilet did not flush and bed was like a camp bed mattress and feeling the springs as you lay on it. The food in the restaurant is good but breakfast was lacking. Asked for well done bacon and got a bacon biscuit and cremated within an inch of its life......I would not say its a bad place but attention to detail need to be applied.
Stayed 1 night in May 2026
Verified review

6/10 Okay

Lee

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities
Disliked: Room comfort
The hotel was fine, and the only reason for a lower rating was the noise at night. It was some sort of boiler or extractor that turned on throughout the night every half hour and resulted in an awful nights sleep.
Stayed 1 night in Jan 2026
Verified review

6/10 Okay

Sasha

Liked: Staff & service
Premium room option didn't
Stayed 2 nights in Oct 2025
Verified review

10/10 Excellent

Jonathan

Stayed 1 night in May 2026
Verified review

10/10 Excellent

Natalie

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities
Stayed 2 nights in Apr 2026
Verified review

10/10 Excellent

Malcolm

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities
Stayed 2 nights in Mar 2026
Verified review

6/10 Okay

Lauren

Stayed 2 nights in Apr 2026
Verified review

2/10 Terrible

PAUL

Liked: Amenities, property conditions & facilities
Stayed 1 night in Mar 2026
Verified review

8/10 Good

Joseph

Stayed 1 night in Jan 2026
Verified review

8/10 Good

Michaela

Stayed 1 night in Nov 2025
Verified review

8/10 Good

Michaela

Stayed 1 night in Nov 2025
Verified review

10/10 Excellent

Gavin

Stayed 1 night in Nov 2025
Verified review

8/10 Good

Andrew

Stayed 1 night in Nov 2025
Verified review

10/10 Excellent

anthony

Stayed 1 night in Oct 2025
Verified review

10/10 Excellent

david

Liked: Cleanliness, property conditions & facilities
Stayed 2 nights in Oct 2025
Verified review

4/10 Poor

Paul

Stayed 1 night in Oct 2025
Verified review

10/10 Excellent

Chris

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort
Stayed 1 night in Sep 2025