Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield

5.0 star property

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Decadent | Premium bedding, individually decorated, individually furnished
Staircase
Outdoor pool
Decadent | Premium bedding, individually decorated, individually furnished

Reviews

8.0 out of 10
Very good

Popular amenities

  • Spa
  • Parking included
  • Free WiFi
  • Air conditioning

Explore the area

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73-75 Wycombe End,Buckinghamshire, Beaconsfield, England, HP9 1LX
  • Place, Holloway Park
    ‪17 min walk‬
  • Place, Bekonscot Model Village
    ‪2 min drive‬
  • Place, Chiltern Hills
    ‪2 min drive‬
  • Airport, London (LHR-Heathrow)
    ‪34 min drive‬

Room options

Decadent

9.4 out of 10
Exceptional
(8 reviews)
  • 1 bedroom
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 King Bed
  • Free WiFi

Boujee

7.2 out of 10
Good
(10 reviews)
  • 1 bedroom
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 King Bed
  • Free WiFi

Snug

7.2 out of 10
Good
(16 reviews)
  • 1 bedroom
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Double Bed
  • Free WiFi

Cosy

9.2 out of 10
Wonderful
(13 reviews)
  • 1 bedroom
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Double Bed
  • Free WiFi

About the neighborhood

Beaconsfield

Bekonscot Model Village is within a mile (2 km) of Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield, and other popular sites like Chiltern Hills are within a couple of miles (3 km). This 48-room, 5-star hotel has 2 restaurants, an outdoor pool, and free in-room WiFi.

What's nearby

  • Holloway Park - 17 min walk - 0.9 miles
  • Bekonscot Model Village - 2 min drive - 1.1 miles
  • Chiltern Hills - 2 min drive - 1.3 miles
  • Windsor Castle - 24 min drive - 15.1 miles
  • LEGOLAND® Windsor - 26 min drive - 16.1 miles

Getting around

  • Beaconsfield Station - 2 min drive
  • Heathrow Airport (LHR) - 28 min drive

Restaurants

  • ‪McDonald's - ‬3 min drive
  • ‪The Beech House - ‬2 min drive
  • ‪GAIL's Bakery - ‬15 min walk
  • ‪Subway - ‬16 min walk
  • ‪The Chiltern (Wetherspoons) - ‬16 min walk

About this property

Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield

Guests of Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield have access to an outdoor pool, a gym, and free WiFi in public areas. If you drive, put free parking to good use. The front desk has multilingual staff that can help with luggage storage, and offer advice about sights and eateries nearby. Other amenities at this adults-only hotel include a terrace, a reception hall, and wedding services.
Guests can expect to find flat-screen TVs and stay connected with free WiFi. Beds are dressed in premium bedding and bathrooms offer hair dryers and free toiletries. Other standard amenities include coffee makers, phones, and ironing boards. Change of towels is available on request.
Recreational amenities at the hotel include an outdoor pool and a fitness center.

The recreational activities listed below are available either on site or nearby; fees may apply.

Guests can pamper themselves by indulging in the onsite spa services. Services include Thai massages and massages.

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Property amenities

Internet

  • Available in all rooms: Free WiFi
  • In-room WiFi speed: 25+ Mbps
  • Available in some public areas: Free WiFi

Parking and transportation

  • Free offsite parking
  • Free self parking on site

Food and drink

  • Cooked-to-order breakfast available for a fee 7:00 AM to 10:00 AM on weekdays and 8:00 AM to 11:00 AM on weekends; GBP 10 to 25 per person
  • 2 restaurants
  • A bar/lounge

Restaurants on site

  • English Restaurant
  • Thai Restaurant

Things to do

  • Fitness classes
  • Gym
  • Outdoor pool

Conveniences

  • Limited-hour front desk
  • Luggage storage

Guest services

  • Change of towels on request
  • Housekeeping (daily)
  • Multilingual staff
  • Proposal/romance packages
  • Wedding services

Outdoors

  • Outdoor furniture
  • Terrace

Spa

  • Thai massages

Accessibility

  • No elevator

More

  • Reception hall
  • Smoking not allowed

Room amenities

Bedroom

  • Premium bedding

Bathroom

  • Bathrobes
  • Free toiletries
  • Hair dryer
  • Private bathroom
  • Towels provided

Entertainment

  • Flat-screen TV

Food and drink

  • Coffee/tea maker
  • Free bottled water
  • Limited room service

More

  • Air conditioning (climate-controlled)
  • Heating
  • Individual decor
  • Individual furnishings
  • Iron/ironing board
  • Phone

Policies

Check-in

Check-in start time: 3:00 PM; Check-in end time: 11:00 PM
Minimum check-in age: 18

Check-out

Check-out before 11 AM
Contactless check-out available
Late check-out subject to availability
A late check-out fee will be charged

Special check-in instructions

The front desk is open daily from 7:00 AM - 11:00 PM
Guests will receive an email within 24 hours before arrival with check-in instructions; front desk staffed during limited hours
This property doesn't offer after-hours check-in
Information provided by the property may be translated using automated translation tools

Access methods

Front desk (limited hours)

Pets

  • This property doesn't allow pets

Children and extra beds

  • Children younger than 18 are not permitted to stay at this adults-only property (only guests 18 and older are allowed)

Property payment types

Important information

Fees

You'll be asked to pay these charges at the property:

  • Deposit: GBP 150.0 per accommodation, per stay

These are all of the charges provided to us by the property.

Optional extras

These fees and deposits will be charged at check-in, check-out, or the time of service.

  • Fee for cooked-to-order breakfast: approximately GBP 10 to 25 per person
  • Late check-out is available for a fee (subject to availability)

This list may not be comprehensive. Fees and deposits might not include tax and are subject to change.

You need to know

Extra-person charges may apply and vary depending on property policy
Government-issued photo identification and a debit card may be required at check-in for incidental charges
Special requests are subject to availability upon check-in and may incur additional charges; special requests cannot be guaranteed
The name on the credit card used at check-in to pay for incidentals must be the primary name on the guestroom reservation
This property accepts credit cards and debit cards; cash is not accepted
Safety features at this property include a fire extinguisher, a smoke detector, and a first aid kit
  • Check-in: 3:00 PM
  • Check-out: 11 AM
  • Minimum check-in age: 18
The front desk is available during limited hours. Driving? This property offers free parking.

We should mention

Details about charges, deposits, or other important information:

  • This property is managed by a professional host. The provision of housing is linked to their trade, business, or profession.
  • Charges for extra guests may apply and vary depending on the property's policy.
  • A debit card for incidental charges and a government-issued photo ID may be required at check-in.
  • Special requests are subject to availability at the time of check-in and can't be guaranteed. Certain requests may come with additional charges.
  • This property accepts credit cards and debit cards. Cash is not accepted. 
  • The credit card used at check-in for incidentals must be in the name of the primary guest who made the reservation.
  • Onsite safety features include a fire extinguisher, a smoke detector, and a first aid kit.

Additional information about polices, regulations, and more:

  • There are no elevators.
  • No cribs or infant beds are available.
  • No rollaway or extra beds are available.

Property is also known as

Crazy Bear Beaconsfield Guesthouse
Crazy Bear Beaconsfield
Crazy Bear Beaconsfield
The Crazy Bear Beaconsfield
Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield Hotel
Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield Beaconsfield
Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield Hotel Beaconsfield

Frequently asked questions

What is there to do within easy reach of Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield?

This hotel is located in Beaconsfield, close to Cliveden House, Wycombe Swan Theatre, and Pinewood Studios. You'll also find River Thames and Chiltern Hills within a short drive.

How much does it cost to stay at Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield?

As of Jun 7, 2026, prices found for a 1-night stay for 2 adults at Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield on Jun 29, 2026 start from $134, including taxes and fees. This price is based on the lowest nightly price found in the last 24 hours for stays in the next 30 days. Prices are subject to change. Choose your dates for more accurate prices.

Will I be able to park at Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield?

Yes, self parking is offered for free at the hotel.

Is there a spa available at Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield?

Spa services at the hotel include Thai massages.

Does Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield have luxury amenities?

Yes, guests can indulge in luxuries such as an outdoor pool, 2 restaurants, and massages at this hotel.

Does Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield have a casino on the premises?

No, Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield doesn't have a casino.

Will I find an indoor pool at Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield?

No, this hotel doesn't have an indoor pool; however, there is an outdoor pool.

What amenities will couples enjoy at Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield?

This adults-only hotel offers plenty of amenities for couples including 2 restaurants, an outdoor pool, and proposal/romance packages.

Are there hot tubs at Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield?

No, there isn't a spa tub at this hotel.

Does Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield have a restaurant that serves breakfast?

Yes, Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield has 2 restaurants, and serves a cooked-to-order breakfast each morning for a surcharge.

Will Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield allow pets to stay free of charge?

No, pets aren't allowed at Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield.

Are there connecting rooms at Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield?

No, there aren't connecting guestrooms at this hotel.

How far is the airport from Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield?

The closest major airport to Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield is Heathrow Airport (LHR), which is 14.7 mi away (28 minutes by car). Another top airport is Luton Airport (LTN), which is around 22.2 mi away.

Can I book a room with a balcony at Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield?

No, you won't find guestrooms with balconies at Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield.

Does Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield have a wedding venue?

Take advantage of the wedding venue at Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield if you plan to say "I do" during your trip.

Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield Reviews

Reviews

8.0

Very Good

Rating 10 - Excellent. 333 out of 702 reviews
Rating 8 - Good. 158 out of 702 reviews
Rating 6 - Okay. 92 out of 702 reviews
Rating 4 - Poor. 68 out of 702 reviews
Rating 2 - Terrible. 51 out of 702 reviews

8.4/10

Cleanliness

8.6/10

Staff & service

8.2/10

Amenities

8.0/10

Property conditions & facilities

Reviews

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10/10 Excellent

Jake

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, amenities
Great staff and clean rooms
Stayed 2 nights in Jan 2026
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10/10 Excellent

James

Liked: Cleanliness, amenities, property conditions & facilities
Amazing place, stunning, beautiful for my girlfriend’s birthday. Very friendly and helpful staff too
Stayed 1 night in Feb 2026
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10/10 Excellent

Matthew

Liked: Cleanliness, amenities, property conditions & facilities
Yes clean room Friendly staff all round Good food No complaints
Stayed 1 night in Feb 2026
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10/10 Excellent

Thomas

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, amenities, property conditions & facilities
The room was very elegant and clean, the bed was very comfortable & pillows perfect. Only downside was no bubble bath and the room was very hot which caused me to wake up at 4am but apart from that I was very happy with the hotel
Stayed 1 night in Mar 2026
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10/10 Excellent

Bobby

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort
What a weird and wonderful place to stay
Stayed 1 night in Dec 2025
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10/10 Excellent

Chris

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, amenities
Incredible room, excellent food, great staff. Really great stay, fully 5*
Stayed 2 nights in Nov 2025
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10/10 Excellent

Alison

Liked: Cleanliness, amenities, property conditions & facilities
Step into another world of opulence , lavish bedroom , excellent welcoming staff and lovely food .
Stayed 1 night in Jan 2026
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10/10 Excellent

Holly

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities
Lovely hotel and meal in the Thai restaurant.
Stayed 1 night in Nov 2025
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10/10 Excellent

Julia

Liked: Cleanliness, amenities, property conditions & facilities
Amazing experience. This is our go to hotel. This time we had some issues with the door to our room but the staff were amazing and managed to fix it for us. It was amazing!
Stayed 2 nights in Jan 2026
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4/10 Poor

Gemma

The
Stayed 1 night in Feb 2026
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10/10 Excellent

Charley

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, amenities
Amazing stay at Crazy Bear for my boyfriend’s birthday. I booked the decadent room, which was amazing- so spacious and the decor was gorgeous. Very clean, with everything we needed. Staff went out of their way to ensure we had a flawless stay, room service was spot on- breakfast good, with beautiful surroundings in the restaurants. Reception staff super helpful too Highly recommend thank you!
Stayed 1 night in Jan 2026
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10/10 Excellent

Karl

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, amenities
Wonderful hotel friendly staff and the Thai food in the restaurant was excellent. I booked to stay another evening.
Stayed 2 nights in Dec 2025
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10/10 Excellent

Simon

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, amenities, property conditions & facilities
Excellent stay hotel very quirky great place to stay. Room was very good staff and food very good.
Stayed 1 night in Oct 2025
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10/10 Excellent

Adrian

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, amenities, property conditions & facilities
Third time staying lovely hotel and good location
Stayed 1 night in Jul 2025
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2/10 Terrible

Stephen

What in
Stayed 1 night in Feb 2026
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8/10 Good

Nicole

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, amenities, property conditions & facilities
Room was quirky, unique and very comfortable. Great venue, would definitely recommend!
Stayed 1 night in Oct 2025
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2/10 Terrible

David

Liked: Amenities
Disliked: Property conditions & facilities
Overpriced for a single room Air Conditioning so noisy that it kept us awake most of the night
Stayed 1 night in Feb 2026
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10/10 Excellent

PHILIP

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort
Brilliant stay from checking in to checking out,was booked as a birthday treat and so pleased with the choice,will definitely return 😀
Stayed 1 night in Aug 2025
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10/10 Excellent

Richard

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort
Wonderful room as always, love everything about staying here. But, the hotels biggest asset is its front desk staff. This time I had the pleasure of checking in with Nicole. Along with Chloe and Annabelle previously she is amazing. May be a few weeks before I am back but will always aim to stay here if possible. Thank you guys.
Stayed 1 night in Jan 2026
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10/10 Excellent

Adam

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, amenities, property conditions & facilities
Clean room. Lovely staff. Lavish decor. Overall it was fantastic and eccentric, yet that’s what makes it magical.
Stayed 2 nights in Dec 2025
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10/10 Excellent

Natasha

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, amenities, property conditions & facilities
The hotel was very pleasant and aesthetically pleasing. We will definitely be returning!
Stayed 1 night in Sep 2025
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6/10 Okay

Sonnie

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service
Room not in the main hotel. Cold / wet walk across the road for breakfast/ Dinner or spa facilities,Ceiling tap dripped all night and the bed was very hard. Nice place to stay but not worth the money.
Stayed 1 night in Dec 2025
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2/10 Terrible

Theo

Disliked: Staff & service, amenities
Room was nice, however staff were rude amenities were mediocre and food and drink over priced.
Stayed 2 nights in Dec 2025
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2/10 Terrible

Theo

Disliked: Staff & service, amenities
Room was nice, however staff were rude amenities were mediocre and food and drink over priced.
Stayed 1 night in Dec 2025
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10/10 Excellent

Richard

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort
Always a pleasure to stay here mainly due to the front of house staff. Nothing is ever too much for them, thank you ladies.
Stayed 1 night in Nov 2025