Bekonscot Model Village is within a mile (2 km) of Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield, and other popular sites like Chiltern Hills are within a couple of miles (3 km). This 48-room, 5-star hotel has 2 restaurants, an outdoor pool, and free in-room WiFi.
What's nearby
Holloway Park - 17 min walk - 0.9 miles
Bekonscot Model Village - 2 min drive - 1.1 miles
Chiltern Hills - 2 min drive - 1.3 miles
Windsor Castle - 24 min drive - 15.1 miles
LEGOLAND® Windsor - 26 min drive - 16.1 miles
Getting around
Beaconsfield Station - 2 min drive
Heathrow Airport (LHR) - 28 min drive
Restaurants
McDonald's - 3 min drive
The Beech House - 2 min drive
GAIL's Bakery - 15 min walk
KFC - 3 min drive
The Cape - 16 min walk
About this property
Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield
Guests of Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield have access to an outdoor pool, a gym, and free WiFi in public areas. If you drive, put free parking to good use. The front desk has multilingual staff that can help with luggage storage, and offer advice about sights and eateries nearby. Other amenities at this adults-only hotel include a terrace, wedding services, and a reception hall.
Guests can expect to find flat-screen TVs and stay connected with free WiFi. Beds are dressed in premium bedding and bathrooms offer hair dryers and free toiletries. Other standard amenities include coffee makers, phones, and ironing boards. Change of towels is available on request.
Recreational amenities at the hotel include an outdoor pool and a fitness center.
The recreational activities listed below are available either on site or nearby; fees may apply.
Guests can pamper themselves by indulging in the onsite spa services. Services include Thai massages and massages.
Cooked-to-order breakfast available for a fee 7:00 AM to 10:00 AM on weekdays and 8:00 AM to 11:00 AM on weekends; GBP 10 to 25 per person
2 restaurants
A bar/lounge
Restaurants on site
English Restaurant
Thai Restaurant
Things to do
Fitness classes
Gym
Outdoor pool
Conveniences
Limited-hour front desk
Luggage storage
Guest services
Change of towels on request
Housekeeping (daily)
Multilingual staff
Proposal/romance packages
Wedding services
Outdoors
Outdoor furniture
Terrace
Spa
Thai massages
Accessibility
No elevator
More
Reception hall
Smoking not allowed
Room amenities
Bedroom
Premium bedding
Bathroom
Bathrobes
Free toiletries
Hair dryer
Private bathroom
Towels provided
Entertainment
Flat-screen TV
Food and drink
Coffee/tea maker
Free bottled water
Limited room service
More
Air conditioning (climate-controlled)
Heating
Individual decor
Individual furnishings
Iron/ironing board
Phone
Policies
Check-in
Check-in start time: 3:00 PM; Check-in end time: 11:00 PM
Minimum check-in age: 18
Check-out
Check-out before 11 AM
Contactless check-out available
Late check-out subject to availability
A late check-out fee will be charged
Special check-in instructions
The front desk is open daily from 7:00 AM - 11:00 PM
Guests will receive an email within 24 hours before arrival with check-in instructions; front desk staffed during limited hours
This property doesn't offer after-hours check-in
Information provided by the property may be translated using automated translation tools
Access methods
Front desk (limited hours)
Pets
This property doesn't allow pets
Children and extra beds
Children younger than 18 are not permitted to stay at this adults-only property (only guests 18 and older are allowed)
Property payment types
Important information
Fees
You'll be asked to pay these charges at the property:
Deposit: GBP 150.0 per accommodation, per stay
These are all of the charges provided to us by the property.
Optional extras
These fees and deposits will be charged at check-in, check-out, or the time of service.
Fee for cooked-to-order breakfast: approximately GBP 10 to 25 per person
Late check-out is available for a fee (subject to availability)
This list may not be comprehensive. Fees and deposits might not include tax and are subject to change.
You need to know
Extra-person charges may apply and vary depending on property policy
Government-issued photo identification and a debit card may be required at check-in for incidental charges
Special requests are subject to availability upon check-in and may incur additional charges; special requests cannot be guaranteed
The name on the credit card used at check-in to pay for incidentals must be the primary name on the guestroom reservation
This property accepts credit cards and debit cards; cash is not accepted
Safety features at this property include a fire extinguisher, a smoke detector, and a first aid kit
Check-in: 3:00 PM
Check-out: 11 AM
Minimum check-in age: 18
The front desk is available during limited hours. Driving? This property offers free parking.
We should mention
Details about charges, deposits, or other important information:
This property is managed by a professional host. The provision of housing is linked to their trade, business, or profession.
Charges for extra guests may apply and vary depending on the property's policy.
A debit card for incidental charges and a government-issued photo ID may be required at check-in.
Special requests are subject to availability at the time of check-in and can't be guaranteed. Certain requests may come with additional charges.
This property accepts credit cards and debit cards. Cash is not accepted.
The credit card used at check-in for incidentals must be in the name of the primary guest who made the reservation.
Onsite safety features include a fire extinguisher, a smoke detector, and a first aid kit.
Additional information about polices, regulations, and more:
There are no elevators.
No cribs or infant beds are available.
No rollaway or extra beds are available.
Property is also known as
Crazy Bear Beaconsfield Guesthouse
Crazy Bear Beaconsfield
Crazy Bear Beaconsfield
The Crazy Bear Beaconsfield
Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield Hotel
Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield Beaconsfield
Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield Hotel Beaconsfield
Frequently asked questions
What is there to do within easy reach of Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield?
This hotel is located in Beaconsfield, close to Cliveden House, Wycombe Swan Theatre, and Pinewood Studios. You'll also find Thames River and Chiltern Hills within a short drive.
How much does it cost to stay at Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield?
As of Apr 30, 2026, prices found for a 1-night stay for 2 adults at Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield on May 4, 2026 start from $133, including taxes and fees. This price is based on the lowest nightly price found in the last 24 hours for stays in the next 30 days. Prices are subject to change. Choose your dates for more accurate prices.
Will I be able to park at Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield?
Yes, self parking is offered for free at the hotel.
Is there a spa available at Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield?
Spa services at the hotel include Thai massages.
Does Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield have luxury amenities?
Yes, guests can indulge in luxuries such as an outdoor pool, 2 restaurants, and massages at this hotel.
Does Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield have a casino on the premises?
No, Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield doesn't have a casino.
Will I find an indoor pool at Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield?
No, this hotel doesn't have an indoor pool; however, there is an outdoor pool.
What amenities will couples enjoy at Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield?
This adults-only hotel offers plenty of amenities for couples including 2 restaurants, an outdoor pool, and proposal/romance packages.
Are there hot tubs at Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield?
No, there isn't a spa tub at this hotel.
Does Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield have a restaurant that serves breakfast?
Yes, Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield has 2 restaurants, and serves a cooked-to-order breakfast each morning for a surcharge.
Will Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield allow pets to stay free of charge?
No, pets aren't allowed at Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield.
Are there connecting rooms at Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield?
No, there aren't connecting guestrooms at this hotel.
How far is the airport from Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield?
The closest major airport to Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield is Heathrow Airport (LHR), which is 14.7 mi away (28 minutes by car). Another top airport is Luton Airport (LTN), which is around 22.2 mi away.
Can I book a room with a balcony at Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield?
No, you won't find guestrooms with balconies at Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield.
Does Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield have a wedding venue?
Take advantage of the wedding venue at Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield if you plan to say "I do" during your trip.
Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield Reviews
Reviews
8.0
Very Good
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Rating 10 - Excellent. 322 out of 676 reviews
10 - Excellent
322
Rating 8 - Good. 149 out of 676 reviews
8 - Good
149
Rating 6 - Okay. 89 out of 676 reviews
6 - Okay
89
Rating 4 - Poor. 66 out of 676 reviews
4 - Poor
66
Rating 2 - Terrible. 50 out of 676 reviews
2 - Terrible
50
8.4/10
Cleanliness
8.6/10
Staff & service
8.2/10
Amenities
8.2/10
Property conditions & facilities
Reviews
10/10 Excellent
Charley
Jan 29, 2026
Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, amenities
Amazing stay at Crazy Bear for my boyfriend’s birthday. I booked the decadent room, which was amazing- so spacious and the decor was gorgeous. Very clean, with everything we needed.
Staff went out of their way to ensure we had a flawless stay, room service was spot on- breakfast good, with beautiful surroundings in the restaurants. Reception staff super helpful too
Highly recommend thank you!
Charley
Stayed 1 night in Jan 2026
4/10 Poor
Marcy
Traveled with family
Jan 27, 2026
Liked: Staff & service, amenities
Staff was very nice. Hotel looks like a bordello with plush velvet walls including the bathroom ceiling! We had a leak so we were in two different rooms. Both VERY dark. Not enough lighting to put on make up. I am 5.5 and could not see in bathroom mirrors. Mounted too high.
Wonderful room as always, love everything about staying here. But, the hotels biggest asset is its front desk staff. This time I had the pleasure of checking in with Nicole. Along with Chloe and Annabelle previously she is amazing. May be a few weeks before I am back but will always aim to stay here if possible. Thank you guys.
Richard
Stayed 1 night in Jan 2026
4/10 Poor
Atiyyah
Jan 20, 2026
Atiyyah
Stayed 1 night in Jan 2026
10/10 Excellent
douglas and Alison
Jan 19, 2026
douglas and Alison
Stayed 1 night in Jan 2026
10/10 Excellent
Ziya
Jan 18, 2026
Ziya
Stayed 1 night in Jan 2026
6/10 Okay
Jade
Traveled with partner
Jan 11, 2026
We thought the room was lovely at first, but upon close inspection it wasnt cleaned very well. Cobwebs above the toilet, sust, cobwebs in shower room left side on the mirror. Could do with a good spring clean. The r iself was nice but the noise of guests coming in and out to smoke was so distracting. One guest even knocked on our door and run away. The smell of cigarettes was heavily smelt throughout the hallways and this come in under our door so was not pleasant at all. I did complain to reception, the friendly man did offer us room 19 but that was literally opposite our room, so the smell of cigarettes and the noise would have been the same, plus room 19 had no working TV. Therefore the best we could was stay in room 18.
We did call for room service on Saturday evening but no one answered the phone.
Jade
Stayed 2 nights in Jan 2026
10/10 Excellent
Victoria
Jan 11, 2026
Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, amenities
This is a uniquely beautiful hotel. The staff, rooms and restaurants are all fantastic. We only had one issue and that was the water never got hot in Bath or shower room, it was only tepid warm- but we put that down to age of the building and amount of rooms probably using facilities at the same time. It did not dampen our stay and as forgot to mention it to reception they didn’t have the ability to fix the problem. I would definitly recommend this hotel.
Lavish and perfect service or tho it was cold on arrival and bedroom shower and room itself was freezing. They sent maintenance to fix and gave us two heaters.
Food was excellent but facilities need better advertisement. Outside pool in January should be noted as heated to stop from freezing over. Not actually usable unless you entend on doing lengths.
Over all experience was great. Needs some improvement but we would definitely stay again due to good food, drinks and service.
Clean room. Lovely staff. Lavish decor. Overall it was fantastic and eccentric, yet that’s what makes it magical.
Adam
Stayed 2 nights in Dec 2025
6/10 Okay
Sonnie
Dec 21, 2025
Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service
Room not in the main hotel. Cold / wet walk across the road for breakfast/ Dinner or spa facilities,Ceiling tap dripped all night and the bed was very hard. Nice place to stay but not worth the money.
Sonnie
Stayed 1 night in Dec 2025
2/10 Terrible
Kylie
Dec 15, 2025
The hotel is very neglected. We had a broken light switch and tv fob to make the tv go up and down. The floor was filthy and had not been cleaned at all. You could not walk around barefoot. This does not by any means feel like a 5 star hotel
Kylie
Stayed 1 night in Dec 2025
6/10 Okay
Tracey
Dec 12, 2025
Tracey
Stayed 1 night in Dec 2025
2/10 Terrible
Theo
Dec 11, 2025
Disliked: Staff & service, amenities
Room was nice, however staff were rude amenities were mediocre and food and drink over priced.
Theo
Stayed 2 nights in Dec 2025
2/10 Terrible
Theo
Dec 11, 2025
Disliked: Staff & service, amenities
Room was nice, however staff were rude amenities were mediocre and food and drink over priced.