Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield

5.0 star property
Adults-only hotel with 2 restaurants and bars

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Relax in a spacious bedroom with a tufted headboard and a large bed, featuring a unique ceiling design and stylish pendant lights.
Experience the opulent atmosphere of this luxurious space, featuring a grand chandelier, ornate furniture, plush seating, and a large mirror.
Stunning chandelier and giraffe sculptures adorn this elegant room, featuring a unique green patterned wallpaper and warm lighting.
Cozy seating area with a dining table, sofas, and lanterns, surrounded by traditional architectural details and a soothing water feature.
Enjoy a selection of fine spirits at this stylish bar.

Reviews

8.0 out of 10
Very good

Popular amenities

  • Air conditioning
  • Bar
  • Spa
  • Breakfast available
  • Housekeeping

Explore the area

Map
73-75 Wycombe End,Buckinghamshire, Beaconsfield, England, HP9 1LX
  • Bekonscot Model Village
    ‪19 min walk‬
  • Cliveden House
    ‪9 min drive‬
  • Windsor Castle
    ‪19 min drive‬
  • London (LHR-Heathrow)
    ‪19 min drive‬

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Room options

Snug

7.0 out of 10
Good
(11 reviews)
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Double Bed

Cosy

9.2 out of 10
Wonderful
(9 reviews)
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Double Bed

Boujee

7.0 out of 10
Good
(7 reviews)
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 King Bed

Decadent

9.2 out of 10
Wonderful
(7 reviews)
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 King Bed

About the neighborhood

Beaconsfield

Bekonscot Model Village is within a mile (2 km) of Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield, and other popular sites like Chiltern Hills are within a couple of miles (3 km). This 48-room, 5-star hotel has 2 restaurants, free in-room WiFi, and free self parking.

What's nearby

  • Bekonscot Model Village - 19 min walk - 1.0 mile
  • Pinewood Studios - 9 min drive - 8.1 miles
  • Cliveden House - 9 min drive - 4.9 miles
  • Windsor Castle - 19 min drive - 13.7 miles
  • LEGOLAND® Windsor - 21 min drive - 14.7 miles

Getting around

  • Beaconsfield Station - 2 min drive
  • Heathrow Airport (LHR) - 26 min drive

Restaurants

  • ‪McDonald's - ‬3 min drive
  • ‪The Hope and Champion - ‬3 min drive
  • ‪Starbucks - ‬19 min walk
  • ‪Fego Restaurant Beaconsfield - ‬19 min walk
  • The Crazy Bear English Restaurant

About this property

Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield

Adults-only hotel with 2 restaurants and bars
Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield features free WiFi in public areas, spa services, and a terrace. If you drive, put free parking to good use. The front desk has multilingual staff that can help with luggage storage, and offer advice about sights and eateries nearby. Other amenities at this adults-only hotel include a reception hall and wedding services.
Guests can expect to find flat-screen TVs and stay connected with free WiFi. Beds are dressed in premium bedding and bathrooms offer hair dryers and free toiletries. Other standard amenities include coffee makers, phones, and ironing boards. Change of towels is available on request.
Guests can pamper themselves by indulging in the onsite spa services. Services include Thai massages and massages.

Languages

English

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Property amenities

Internet

  • Available in all rooms: Free WiFi
  • In-room WiFi speed: 25+ Mbps
  • Available in some public areas: Free WiFi

Parking and transportation

  • Free offsite parking
  • Free self parking on site

Food and drink

  • Cooked-to-order breakfast available for a fee 7:00 AM to 10:00 AM on weekdays and 8:00 AM to 11:00 AM on weekends; GBP 10 to 25 per person
  • 2 bars/lounges
  • 2 restaurants

Restaurants on site

  • Bar
  • English Restaurant
  • Thai Restaurant

Conveniences

  • Limited-hour front desk
  • Luggage storage

Guest services

  • Change of towels on request
  • Housekeeping (daily)
  • Multilingual staff
  • Proposal/romance packages
  • Wedding services

Outdoors

  • Outdoor furniture
  • Terrace

Spa

  • Thai massages

Accessibility

  • No elevator

More

  • Reception hall
  • Smoking not allowed

Room amenities

Bedroom

  • Premium bedding

Bathroom

  • Bathrobes
  • Free toiletries
  • Hair dryer
  • Private bathroom
  • Towels provided

Entertainment

  • Flat-screen TV

Food and drink

  • Coffee/tea maker
  • Free bottled water
  • Limited room service

More

  • Air conditioning (climate-controlled)
  • Heating
  • Individual decor
  • Individual furnishings
  • Iron/ironing board
  • Phone

Policies

Check-in

Check-in start time: 3:00 PM; Check-in end time: 11:00 PM
Minimum check-in age: 18

Check-out

Check-out before 11 AM
Contactless check-out available
Late check-out subject to availability
A late check-out fee will be charged

Special check-in instructions

The front desk is open daily from 7:00 AM - 11:00 PM
Guests will receive an email within 24 hours before arrival with check-in instructions; front desk staffed during limited hours
This property doesn't offer after-hours check-in

Access methods

Front desk (limited hours)

Pets

  • This property doesn't allow pets

Children and extra beds

  • Children younger than 18 are not permitted to stay at this adults-only property (only guests 18 and older are allowed)

Property payment types

Important information

Fees

You'll be asked to pay these charges at the property:

  • Deposit: GBP 150.0 per accommodation, per stay

These are all of the charges provided to us by the property.

Optional extras

These fees and deposits will be charged at check-in, check-out, or the time of service.

  • Fee for cooked-to-order breakfast: approximately GBP 10 to 25 per person
  • Late check-out is available for a fee (subject to availability)

This list may not be comprehensive. Fees and deposits might not include tax and are subject to change.

You need to know

Extra-person charges may apply and vary depending on property policy
Government-issued photo identification and a debit card may be required at check-in for incidental charges
Special requests are subject to availability upon check-in and may incur additional charges; special requests cannot be guaranteed
The name on the credit card used at check-in to pay for incidentals must be the primary name on the guestroom reservation
This property accepts credit cards and debit cards; cash is not accepted
Safety features at this property include a fire extinguisher, a smoke detector, and a first aid kit
  • Check-in: 3:00 PM
  • Check-out: 11 AM
  • Minimum check-in age: 18
The front desk is available during limited hours. Driving? This property offers free parking.

We should mention

Details about charges, deposits, or other important information:

  • This property is managed by a professional host. The provision of housing is linked to their trade, business, or profession.
  • Charges for extra guests may apply and vary depending on the property's policy.
  • A debit card for incidental charges and a government-issued photo ID may be required at check-in.
  • Special requests are subject to availability at the time of check-in and can't be guaranteed. Certain requests may come with additional charges.
  • This property accepts credit cards and debit cards. Cash is not accepted. 
  • The credit card used at check-in for incidentals must be in the name of the primary guest who made the reservation.
  • Onsite safety features include a fire extinguisher, a smoke detector, and a first aid kit.

Additional information about polices, regulations, and more:

  • There are no elevators.
  • No cribs or infant beds are available.
  • No rollaway or extra beds are available.

Property is also known as

Crazy Bear Beaconsfield Guesthouse
Crazy Bear Beaconsfield
Crazy Bear Beaconsfield
The Crazy Bear Beaconsfield
Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield Hotel
Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield Beaconsfield
Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield Hotel Beaconsfield

Frequently asked questions

What is there to do within easy reach of Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield?

This hotel is located in Beaconsfield, close to Cliveden House, Hedsor House, and Wycombe Swan Theatre. You'll also find Thames River and Chiltern Hills within a short drive.

Is there parking available at Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield?

Yes, self parking is offered for free at the hotel.

Is there a spa available at Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield?

Spa services at the hotel include Thai massages.

Does Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield have a casino on the premises?

No, Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield doesn't have a casino.

Will I find an indoor pool at Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield?

No, there is no indoor pool at this hotel.

What amenities will couples enjoy at Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield?

This adults-only hotel offers plenty of amenities for couples including 2 bars, 2 restaurants, and proposal/romance packages.

Does Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield have a hot tub?

No, this hotel doesn't have a spa tub.

Does Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield have a restaurant that serves breakfast?

Yes, Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield has 2 restaurants, and serves a cooked-to-order breakfast each morning for a surcharge.

Will Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield allow pets to stay free of charge?

No, pets aren't allowed at Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield.

Does Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield have connecting rooms?

No, this hotel doesn't feature connecting guestrooms.

How far is the airport from Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield?

The closest major airport to Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield is Heathrow Airport (LHR), which is 14.7 mi away (26 minutes by car). Another top airport is Luton Airport (LTN), which is around 22.2 mi away.

Can I book a room with a balcony at Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield?

No, there aren't any guestrooms with balconies at Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield.

Does Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield have a wedding venue?

Take advantage of the wedding venue at Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield if you plan to say "I do" during your trip.

Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield Reviews

Reviews

8.0

Very Good

Rating 10 - Excellent. 263 out of 557 reviews
Rating 8 - Good. 136 out of 557 reviews
Rating 6 - Okay. 67 out of 557 reviews
Rating 4 - Poor. 53 out of 557 reviews
Rating 2 - Terrible. 38 out of 557 reviews

8.4/10

Cleanliness

8.6/10

Staff & service

8.4/10

Amenities

8.0/10

Property conditions & facilities

8.2/10

Eco-friendliness

Reviews

2/10 Terrible

John

Traveled with family
Disliked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort
The floor in the room was very dirty. The mattress had hairs (from previous
Stayed 2 nights in Apr 2025

10/10 Excellent

Praiwan

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort
Room is amazing comfortable clean woll recommended but breakfast need to improve as take so long i have to wait 45 minutes. In the restaurants only 3 customers including myself order toast got toast but no butter? Asking for a cup of hot water got normal water. Will not recommended fot breakfast staff need to be more professional as talking and laughing too lound.
Stayed 1 night in Apr 2025

10/10 Excellent

Dajean

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort
Stayed 1 night in Apr 2025

10/10 Excellent

Ben

Stayed 1 night in Apr 2025

8/10 Good

Tasoulla

Traveled with partner
Liked: Staff & service, amenities
The room was true if it's discription 'snug', we got by. Staff were very friendly and helpful.
Stayed 2 nights in Apr 2025

4/10 Poor

Verified traveler

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, room comfort

Pool out of action

Great rooms BUT pool was not operational
Stayed 1 night in Apr 2025

8/10 Good

Verified traveler

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities
Stayed 1 night in Apr 2025

10/10 Excellent

Nigel

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort

The Crazy Bear

A great place to stay, beautifully styled rooms and bar and you would think you were in Morocco relaxing by the outside pool. Dinner was in the Thai restaurant just a little way down the street ( though I understand it is moving back to the main hotel by June this year) the food and service were superb. Would definitely visit again and old town Beaconsfield is an incredible town with very wide streets and free parking everywhere- we parked outside the hotel front door.
Stayed 1 night in Apr 2025

8/10 Good

Verified traveler

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort
Stayed 1 night in Mar 2025

8/10 Good

Becky

Business traveler
Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities
Stayed 1 night in Mar 2025

8/10 Good

terence

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, room comfort

Day relaxing.

Loved the seating by the pool.
Stayed 2 nights in Apr 2025

10/10 Excellent

Ande

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort
Crazy Bear is an experience in itself, the rooms are all different themed and great for a stay with your partner. We did upgrade our room as I found the Boujee to be just a tad small but the upgrade was amazing. The Thai restaurant was great as always and we had drinks in the bar to finish the evening off. Thanks you
Stayed 1 night in Mar 2025

8/10 Good

Megan

Liked: Cleanliness, property conditions & facilities
Stayed 1 night in Mar 2025

8/10 Good

Andrew

Traveled with partner
Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, amenities, property conditions & facilities
Great Facilities, Great food, Great service. Keep up the good work Mac (bar waiter)
Stayed 1 night in Mar 2025

2/10 Terrible

Oliver

Stayed 1 night in Mar 2025

10/10 Excellent

John

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities
Good value.
Stayed 1 night in Mar 2025

4/10 Poor

Oliver

Disliked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities

It’s tired and the service is poor. 2/5

The place is very tired throughout. The rooms really need to be update, taps barely work, broken mirrors, dirty tiles in the bathroom… The service in the English restaurant for breakfast was non existent. The pastries were not even fresh. Overall, it used to be a good place but now it’s over priced and unbelievably poor across the board when compared to other hotels.
Stayed 1 night in Mar 2025

6/10 Okay

Lee

Liked: Staff & service, room comfort

Slightly disappointed

The reception staff were great and took us to the room no problem. Although we had seen the room online the initial reaction was that it was small and very dark, not much natural light and weird light switches which we never sussed out. No privacy for the loo, just a heavy curtain which hung on the shower side as well. Overall disappointing but maybe the ambiance was not for us. Should point out we had a 12 course Thai tasting menu which although the food was very tasty they served 6 dishes at a time which was odd to the extent some dishes got cold.
Stayed 1 night in Mar 2025

10/10 Excellent

Verified traveler

Business traveler
Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort
Outlandish!
Stayed 1 night in Mar 2025

10/10 Excellent

Venetia

Traveled with partner
Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, amenities, property conditions & facilities
My husband and I loved the property and service was fantastic. He had a great birthday!
Stayed 1 night in Dec 2024

10/10 Excellent

michelle

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort

Wonky but fantastic!

What a place! Can’t wait to come back - Thai restaurant served amazing food. Great bar, helpful staff, super location.
Stayed 1 night in Mar 2025

10/10 Excellent

Jade

Traveled with partner
Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, amenities, property conditions & facilities
Had an amazing experience at the crazy bear hotel and we were right next to everything we needed. Staff we excellent and room was such a great vibe
Stayed 1 night in Mar 2025

10/10 Excellent

Verified traveler

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort

As good as they say

Staff were friendly and helpful. Really unique and luxury feel to the place. A relaxing break.
Stayed 2 nights in Mar 2025

10/10 Excellent

Verified traveler

Business traveler
Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort
Stayed 1 night in Mar 2025

8/10 Good

Amy

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service
Stayed 1 night in Mar 2025