Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield

5.0 star property
Adults-only hotel with 3 restaurants and a fitness center

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Cosy | Premium bedding, individually decorated, individually furnished
Interior
Decadent | Premium bedding, individually decorated, individually furnished
Cocktail bar
Cocktail bar

Reviews

8.0 out of 10
Very good

Popular amenities

  • Pool
  • Air conditioning
  • Bar
  • Spa

Explore the area

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73-75 Wycombe End,Buckinghamshire, Beaconsfield, England, HP9 1LX
  • Place, Holloway Park
    ‪15 min walk‬
  • Place, Bekonscot Model Village
    ‪19 min walk‬
  • Place, Chiltern Hills
    ‪2 min drive‬
  • Airport, London (LHR-Heathrow)
    ‪24 min drive‬

Room options

Decadent

9.4 out of 10
Exceptional
(8 reviews)
  • 1 bedroom
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 King Bed

Boujee

7.0 out of 10
Good
(7 reviews)
  • 1 bedroom
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 King Bed

Snug

7.2 out of 10
Good
(14 reviews)
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Double Bed

Cosy

9.2 out of 10
Wonderful
(11 reviews)
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Double Bed

About the neighborhood

Beaconsfield

Bekonscot Model Village is within a mile (2 km) of Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield, and other popular sites like Chiltern Hills are within a couple of miles (3 km). This 48-room, 5-star hotel has 3 restaurants, an outdoor pool, and free in-room WiFi.

What's nearby

  • Holloway Park - 15 min walk - 0.8 miles
  • Bekonscot Model Village - 19 min walk - 1.0 mile
  • Chiltern Hills - 2 min drive - 1.3 miles
  • Windsor Castle - 18 min drive - 13.3 miles
  • LEGOLAND® Windsor - 19 min drive - 14.3 miles

Getting around

  • Beaconsfield Station - 2 min drive
  • Heathrow Airport (LHR) - 26 min drive

Restaurants

  • ‪GAIL's Bakery - ‬15 min walk
  • ‪The Beech House - ‬2 min drive
  • ‪Los Nomadas - ‬17 min walk
  • ‪The White Horse - ‬5 min walk
  • ‪Benedict's Store - ‬16 min walk

About this property

Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield

Adults-only hotel with 3 restaurants and a fitness center
Guests of Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield have access to an outdoor pool, a gym, and free WiFi in public areas. If you drive, put free parking to good use. The front desk has multilingual staff that can help with luggage storage, and offer advice about sights and eateries nearby. Other amenities at this adults-only hotel include a terrace, wedding services, and a reception hall.
Guests can expect to find flat-screen TVs and stay connected with free WiFi. Beds are dressed in premium bedding and bathrooms offer hair dryers and free toiletries. Other standard amenities include coffee makers, phones, and ironing boards. Change of towels is available on request.
Recreational amenities at the hotel include an outdoor pool and a fitness center.

The recreational activities listed below are available either on site or nearby; fees may apply.

Guests can pamper themselves by indulging in the onsite spa services. Services include Thai massages and massages.

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Property amenities

Internet

  • Available in all rooms: Free WiFi
  • In-room WiFi speed: 25+ Mbps
  • Available in some public areas: Free WiFi

Parking and transportation

  • Free offsite parking
  • Free self parking on site

Food and drink

  • Cooked-to-order breakfast available for a fee 7:00 AM to 10:00 AM on weekdays and 8:00 AM to 11:00 AM on weekends; GBP 10 to 25 per person
  • 3 restaurants
  • A bar/lounge

Restaurants on site

  • Bear by Carlo Scotto
  • English Restaurant
  • Thai Restaurant

Things to do

  • Fitness classes
  • Gym
  • Outdoor pool

Conveniences

  • Limited-hour front desk
  • Luggage storage

Guest services

  • Change of towels on request
  • Housekeeping (daily)
  • Multilingual staff
  • Proposal/romance packages
  • Wedding services

Outdoors

  • Outdoor furniture
  • Terrace

Spa

  • Thai massages

Accessibility

  • No elevator

More

  • Reception hall
  • Smoking not allowed

Room amenities

Bedroom

  • Premium bedding

Bathroom

  • Bathrobes
  • Free toiletries
  • Hair dryer
  • Private bathroom
  • Towels provided

Entertainment

  • Flat-screen TV

Food and drink

  • Coffee/tea maker
  • Free bottled water
  • Limited room service

More

  • Air conditioning (climate-controlled)
  • Heating
  • Individual decor
  • Individual furnishings
  • Iron/ironing board
  • Phone

Policies

Check-in

Check-in start time: 3:00 PM; Check-in end time: 11:00 PM
Minimum check-in age: 18

Check-out

Check-out before 11 AM
Contactless check-out available
Late check-out subject to availability
A late check-out fee will be charged

Special check-in instructions

The front desk is open daily from 7:00 AM - 11:00 PM
Guests will receive an email within 24 hours before arrival with check-in instructions; front desk staffed during limited hours
This property doesn't offer after-hours check-in
Information provided by the property may be translated using automated translation tools

Access methods

Front desk (limited hours)

Pets

  • This property doesn't allow pets

Children and extra beds

  • Children younger than 18 are not permitted to stay at this adults-only property (only guests 18 and older are allowed)

Property payment types

Important information

Fees

You'll be asked to pay these charges at the property:

  • Deposit: GBP 150.0 per accommodation, per stay

These are all of the charges provided to us by the property.

Optional extras

These fees and deposits will be charged at check-in, check-out, or the time of service.

  • Fee for cooked-to-order breakfast: approximately GBP 10 to 25 per person
  • Late check-out is available for a fee (subject to availability)

This list may not be comprehensive. Fees and deposits might not include tax and are subject to change.

You need to know

Extra-person charges may apply and vary depending on property policy
Government-issued photo identification and a debit card may be required at check-in for incidental charges
Special requests are subject to availability upon check-in and may incur additional charges; special requests cannot be guaranteed
The name on the credit card used at check-in to pay for incidentals must be the primary name on the guestroom reservation
This property accepts credit cards and debit cards; cash is not accepted
Safety features at this property include a fire extinguisher, a smoke detector, and a first aid kit
  • Check-in: 3:00 PM
  • Check-out: 11 AM
  • Minimum check-in age: 18
The front desk is available during limited hours. Driving? This property offers free parking.

We should mention

Details about charges, deposits, or other important information:

  • This property is managed by a professional host. The provision of housing is linked to their trade, business, or profession.
  • Charges for extra guests may apply and vary depending on the property's policy.
  • A debit card for incidental charges and a government-issued photo ID may be required at check-in.
  • Special requests are subject to availability at the time of check-in and can't be guaranteed. Certain requests may come with additional charges.
  • This property accepts credit cards and debit cards. Cash is not accepted. 
  • The credit card used at check-in for incidentals must be in the name of the primary guest who made the reservation.
  • Onsite safety features include a fire extinguisher, a smoke detector, and a first aid kit.

Additional information about polices, regulations, and more:

  • There are no elevators.
  • No cribs or infant beds are available.
  • No rollaway or extra beds are available.

Property is also known as

Crazy Bear Beaconsfield Guesthouse
Crazy Bear Beaconsfield
Crazy Bear Beaconsfield
The Crazy Bear Beaconsfield
Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield Hotel
Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield Beaconsfield
Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield Hotel Beaconsfield

Frequently asked questions

What is there to do within easy reach of Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield?

This hotel is located in Beaconsfield within a short 19-minute walk of Holloway Park. You'll also find Thames River and Chiltern Hills within a short drive.

Is there parking available at Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield?

Yes, self parking is offered for free at the hotel.

Is there a spa available at Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield?

Spa services at the hotel include Thai massages.

Does Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield have a casino on the premises?

No, Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield doesn't have a casino.

Will I find an indoor pool at Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield?

No, this hotel doesn't have an indoor pool; however, there is an outdoor pool.

What will couples enjoy most about a stay at Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield?

This adults-only hotel offers plenty of amenities for couples including an outdoor pool, a bar, and 3 restaurants.

Does Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield have a hot tub?

No, there isn't a spa tub at this hotel.

Does Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield have a restaurant that serves breakfast?

Yes, Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield has 3 restaurants, and serves a cooked-to-order breakfast each morning for a surcharge.

Will Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield allow pets to stay free of charge?

No, pets aren't allowed at Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield.

Are there connecting rooms at Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield?

No, there aren't connecting guestrooms at this hotel.

How far is the airport from Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield?

The closest major airport to Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield is Heathrow Airport (LHR), which is 14.7 mi away (26 minutes by car). Another top airport is Luton Airport (LTN), which is around 22.2 mi away.

Can I book a room with a balcony at Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield?

No, there aren't any guestrooms with balconies at Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield.

Does Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield have a wedding venue?

Take advantage of the wedding venue at Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield if you plan to say "I do" during your trip.

Reviews

Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield Reviews

8.0

Very Good

8.4/10

Cleanliness

8.6/10

Staff & service

8.2/10

Amenities

8.2/10

Property conditions & facilities

8.2/10

Eco-friendliness
Rating 10 - Excellent. 290 out of 610 reviews
Rating 8 - Good. 143 out of 610 reviews
Rating 6 - Okay. 77 out of 610 reviews
Rating 4 - Poor. 60 out of 610 reviews
Rating 2 - Terrible. 40 out of 610 reviews

Reviews

6/10 Okay

Annie

Stayed 1 night in Aug 2025

6/10 Okay

Catherine

Stayed 1 night in Aug 2025

4/10 Poor

Scott

Traveled with partner
Liked: Staff & service
Disliked: Cleanliness, amenities, property conditions & facilities
Property has great potential and is very unique. Unfortunately our stay was ruined by the lack of cleanliness of the room the lack of privacy and the room was very worn and in need of repair not Walmart you would expect for the decadent room and for the price. This was all reported during our stay and no alternatives offered, bit of a shame for our anniversary to be honest. No working coffee making facilities and no tea bags in the room either
Stayed 1 night in Aug 2025

8/10 Good

Richard

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort

12th anniversary overnight stay

We loved our time at crazy bear beaconsfield , we found it was a little sneaky how the waiter offered us bread while we waited for our steak and then we get the bill and found out this cost £6 but we was inder the impression it was a good will gesture as the main would take so long , also we found the service charging was quite high especially for 2 drinks . As for the room though it was an amazing experience which we would love to do again it made our 12th wedding anniversary feel that extra special . The staff were very well mannered and made us feel comforable so thank you for a lovely stay at tour hotel
Stayed 1 night in Aug 2025

2/10 Terrible

Verified traveler

Business traveler
Liked: Property conditions & facilities
Disliked: Staff & service, room comfort
No prior notice of faulty air con was extremely poor. Room was excruciatingly hot, which led to checking out a day early.
Stayed 3 nights in Aug 2025

10/10 Excellent

Rylee

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, amenities, property conditions & facilities
Overall everything was great , except for the hot tub was cold and not very powerful.
Stayed 1 night in Aug 2025

10/10 Excellent

Rio

Stayed 1 night in Aug 2025

10/10 Excellent

Richard

Business traveler
Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort
Lovely room and hotel. Reception staff were amazing, lovely and helpful, thank you ladies for your help and friendliness.
Stayed 1 night in Aug 2025

10/10 Excellent

PHILIP

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort
Brilliant stay from checking in to checking out,was booked as a birthday treat and so pleased with the choice,will definitely return 😀
Stayed 1 night in Aug 2025

4/10 Poor

Memona

Stayed 1 night in Aug 2025

8/10 Good

Verified traveler

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort
It was very nice very erratically pleasing and staff were nice however on my stay I requested roses to be added onto the bed as we arrived for a surprise for my partner which they were happy to do for £20 on top of my stay however upon arrive they were not there ,they did take this off my room the charge however it was the surprise that I was gutted about , and tap didn’t work properly in bathroom however overall would go back there as very nice .
Stayed 2 nights in Aug 2025

10/10 Excellent

David

Traveled with partner
Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, amenities, property conditions & facilities
Stay was amazing. Will be even better when building work complete. Electrics in out room (27) could do with having a look at, lights flash and socket at the door is missing buttons, door handle is slightly loose. Staff very freindly, helpful and attentive. Would definitely stay here again
Stayed 1 night in Aug 2025

8/10 Good

Said

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort
Stayed 2 nights in Jul 2025

4/10 Poor

David

Business traveler

Disappointing

Disappointing. The bathroom situation is strange in the 'snug' room. The shower was really fast-flowing and as there is no door, it risks flooding the main bedroom and makes the entire bedroom smell damp. Expected more for the price.
Stayed 1 night in Jul 2025

10/10 Excellent

Aaron

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort

Great Hotel!

Beautiful hotel. We have stayed a couple of times and love the ambience of the hotel and variety of rooms. Very romantic.
Stayed 1 night in Jul 2025

6/10 Okay

Luke

Traveled with partner
Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, amenities, property conditions & facilities
The room thou novel was far too dark and small for our liking
Stayed 1 night in Jul 2025

4/10 Poor

Jason

Stayed 1 night in Jul 2025

10/10 Excellent

Adrian, Hertford

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, amenities, property conditions & facilities
Third time staying lovely hotel and good location
Stayed 1 night in Jul 2025

4/10 Poor

Preet

Stayed 1 night in Jul 2025

10/10 Excellent

Paul

Business traveler
Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort
Stayed 1 night in Jul 2025

10/10 Excellent

David

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort
The people were amazing actually, everybody treated their guests with respect and kindness. I had a very pleasant experience and the room was very clean.
Stayed 1 night in Jul 2025

10/10 Excellent

Lindsay

Stayed 1 night in Apr 2025

10/10 Excellent

PaulI

Traveled with partner
Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, amenities, property conditions & facilities
The hotel was amazing! The staff was friendly and professional. Would recommend to everyone.
Stayed 1 night in Jul 2025

10/10 Excellent

Donna

Business traveler
Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort
Fantastic hotel, would definitely stay again. 2 suggestions would be to provide tea bags and biscuits as these were not available and replace the TVs with ones that have Netfix app as the cast option didn’t work for me.
Stayed 1 night in Jul 2025

4/10 Poor

Mez

Traveled with partner
Liked: Staff & service
Disliked: Cleanliness, amenities, property conditions & facilities
It had good service. Everything was either being built or un poor used condition. Rooms were dark and cluttered. There were zero amneties. The spa is not a Spa, it is annoutdoor unheated cold pool with and attached jacuzzu section, which is also unheated and cold. That is not a spa. The water looksnok, but loads of green vegitation on the pools rims which are set stones. The rooms are hust very used and worn out. Ruined the day, as we thought it was a spa hotel for that price. The hotel itself is a few rooms like cabins and you have to walk in the street to get to it. No breakfast with the rooms, a massive rip-off for £230. Also wouldn't call it a hotel. You can get so much more for less cost at any other hotel.
Stayed 1 night in Jul 2025