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Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield

5.0 star property
Adults-only hotel with 3 restaurants and a fitness center

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Cosy | 1 bedroom, premium bedding, individually decorated
Decadent | 1 bedroom, premium bedding, individually decorated
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Cocktail bar
Interior

Reviews

8.0 out of 10
Very good

Popular amenities

  • Pool
  • Air conditioning
  • Bar
  • Spa

Explore the area

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73-75 Wycombe End,Buckinghamshire, Beaconsfield, England, HP9 1LX
  • Place, Bekonscot Model Village
    ‪19 min walk‬
  • Place, Cliveden House
    ‪9 min drive‬
  • Place, Windsor Castle
    ‪20 min drive‬
  • Airport, London (LHR-Heathrow)
    ‪19 min drive‬

Room options

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Decadent | 1 bedroom, premium bedding, individually decorated

Decadent

9.4 out of 10
Exceptional
(8 reviews)
  • 1 bedroom
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 King Bed

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Boujee | 1 bedroom, premium bedding, individually decorated

Boujee

7.0 out of 10
Good
(7 reviews)
  • 1 bedroom
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 King Bed

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Snug | 1 bedroom, premium bedding, individually decorated

Snug

7.2 out of 10
Good
(14 reviews)
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Double Bed

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Cosy | 1 bedroom, premium bedding, individually decorated

Cosy

9.0 out of 10
Wonderful
(10 reviews)
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Double Bed

About the neighborhood

Beaconsfield

Bekonscot Model Village is within a mile (2 km) of Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield, and other popular sites like Chiltern Hills are within a couple of miles (3 km). This 48-room, 5-star hotel has 3 restaurants, an outdoor pool, and free in-room WiFi.

What's nearby

  • Bekonscot Model Village - 19 min walk - 1.0 mile
  • Pinewood Studios - 9 min drive - 8.1 miles
  • Cliveden House - 9 min drive - 4.9 miles
  • Hedsor House - 9 min drive - 4.5 miles
  • Windsor Castle - 20 min drive - 13.7 miles

Getting around

  • Beaconsfield Station - 2 min drive
  • Heathrow Airport (LHR) - 26 min drive

Restaurants

  • ‪GAIL's Bakery - ‬15 min walk
  • ‪The Beech House - ‬2 min drive
  • ‪Los Nomadas - ‬17 min walk
  • ‪Benedict's Store - ‬16 min walk
  • ‪The White Horse - ‬5 min walk

About this property

Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield

Adults-only hotel with 3 restaurants and a fitness center
Guests of Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield have access to an outdoor pool, a gym, and free WiFi in public areas. If you drive, put free parking to good use. The front desk has multilingual staff that can help with luggage storage, and offer advice about sights and eateries nearby. Other amenities at this adults-only hotel include a terrace, a reception hall, and wedding services.
Guests can expect to find flat-screen TVs and stay connected with free WiFi. Beds are dressed in premium bedding and bathrooms offer hair dryers and free toiletries. Other standard amenities include coffee makers, phones, and ironing boards. Change of towels is available on request.
Recreational amenities at the hotel include an outdoor pool and a fitness center.

The recreational activities listed below are available either on site or nearby; fees may apply.

Guests can pamper themselves by indulging in the onsite spa services. Services include Thai massages and massages.

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Property amenities

Internet

  • Available in all rooms: Free WiFi
  • In-room WiFi speed: 25+ Mbps
  • Available in some public areas: Free WiFi

Parking and transportation

  • Free offsite parking
  • Free self parking on site

Food and drink

  • Cooked-to-order breakfast available for a fee 7:00 AM to 10:00 AM on weekdays and 8:00 AM to 11:00 AM on weekends; GBP 10 to 25 per person
  • 3 restaurants
  • A bar/lounge

Restaurants on site

  • Bear by Carlo Scotto
  • English Restaurant
  • Thai Restaurant

Things to do

  • Fitness classes
  • Gym
  • Outdoor pool

Conveniences

  • Limited-hour front desk
  • Luggage storage

Guest services

  • Change of towels on request
  • Housekeeping (daily)
  • Multilingual staff
  • Proposal/romance packages
  • Wedding services

Outdoors

  • Outdoor furniture
  • Terrace

Spa

  • Thai massages

Accessibility

  • No elevator

More

  • Reception hall
  • Smoking not allowed

Room amenities

Bedroom

  • Premium bedding

Bathroom

  • Bathrobes
  • Free toiletries
  • Hair dryer
  • Private bathroom
  • Towels provided

Entertainment

  • Flat-screen TV

Food and drink

  • Coffee/tea maker
  • Free bottled water
  • Limited room service

More

  • Air conditioning (climate-controlled)
  • Heating
  • Individual decor
  • Individual furnishings
  • Iron/ironing board
  • Phone

Policies

Check-in

Check-in start time: 3:00 PM; Check-in end time: 11:00 PM
Minimum check-in age: 18

Check-out

Check-out before 11 AM
Contactless check-out available
Late check-out subject to availability
A late check-out fee will be charged

Special check-in instructions

The front desk is open daily from 7:00 AM - 11:00 PM
Guests will receive an email within 24 hours before arrival with check-in instructions; front desk staffed during limited hours
This property doesn't offer after-hours check-in

Access methods

Front desk (limited hours)

Pets

  • This property doesn't allow pets

Children and extra beds

  • Children younger than 18 are not permitted to stay at this adults-only property (only guests 18 and older are allowed)

Property payment types

Important information

Fees

You'll be asked to pay these charges at the property:

  • Deposit: GBP 150.0 per accommodation, per stay

These are all of the charges provided to us by the property.

Optional extras

These fees and deposits will be charged at check-in, check-out, or the time of service.

  • Fee for cooked-to-order breakfast: approximately GBP 10 to 25 per person
  • Late check-out is available for a fee (subject to availability)

This list may not be comprehensive. Fees and deposits might not include tax and are subject to change.

You need to know

Extra-person charges may apply and vary depending on property policy
Government-issued photo identification and a debit card may be required at check-in for incidental charges
Special requests are subject to availability upon check-in and may incur additional charges; special requests cannot be guaranteed
The name on the credit card used at check-in to pay for incidentals must be the primary name on the guestroom reservation
This property accepts credit cards and debit cards; cash is not accepted
Safety features at this property include a fire extinguisher, a smoke detector, and a first aid kit
  • Check-in: 3:00 PM
  • Check-out: 11 AM
  • Minimum check-in age: 18
The front desk is available during limited hours. Driving? This property offers free parking.

We should mention

Details about charges, deposits, or other important information:

  • This property is managed by a professional host. The provision of housing is linked to their trade, business, or profession.
  • Charges for extra guests may apply and vary depending on the property's policy.
  • A debit card for incidental charges and a government-issued photo ID may be required at check-in.
  • Special requests are subject to availability at the time of check-in and can't be guaranteed. Certain requests may come with additional charges.
  • This property accepts credit cards and debit cards. Cash is not accepted. 
  • The credit card used at check-in for incidentals must be in the name of the primary guest who made the reservation.
  • Onsite safety features include a fire extinguisher, a smoke detector, and a first aid kit.

Additional information about polices, regulations, and more:

  • There are no elevators.
  • No cribs or infant beds are available.
  • No rollaway or extra beds are available.

Property is also known as

Crazy Bear Beaconsfield Guesthouse
Crazy Bear Beaconsfield
Crazy Bear Beaconsfield
The Crazy Bear Beaconsfield
Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield Hotel
Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield Beaconsfield
Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield Hotel Beaconsfield

Frequently asked questions

What is there to do within easy reach of Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield?

This hotel is located in Beaconsfield, close to Cliveden House, Hedsor House, and Wycombe Swan Theatre. You'll also find Thames River and Chiltern Hills within a short drive.

Will I be able to park at Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield?

Yes, self parking is offered for free at the hotel.

Is there a spa available at Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield?

Spa services at the hotel include Thai massages.

Does Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield have a casino on the premises?

No, Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield doesn't have a casino.

Will I find an indoor pool at Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield?

No, this hotel doesn't have an indoor pool; however, there is an outdoor pool.

What will couples enjoy most about a stay at Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield?

This adults-only hotel offers plenty of amenities for couples including an outdoor pool, a bar, and 3 restaurants.

Are there hot tubs at Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield?

No, there isn't a spa tub at this hotel.

Does Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield have a restaurant that serves breakfast?

Yes, Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield has 3 restaurants, and serves a cooked-to-order breakfast each morning for a surcharge.

Will Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield allow pets to stay free of charge?

No, pets aren't allowed at Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield.

Are there connecting rooms at Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield?

No, there aren't connecting guestrooms at this hotel.

How far is the airport from Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield?

The closest major airport to Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield is Heathrow Airport (LHR), which is 14.7 mi away (26 minutes by car). Another top airport is Luton Airport (LTN), which is around 22.2 mi away.

Are there rooms with balconies at Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield?

No, there aren't any guestrooms with balconies at Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield.

Does Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield have a wedding venue?

Take advantage of the wedding venue at Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield if you plan to say "I do" during your trip.

Reviews

Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield Reviews

8.0

Very Good

8.4/10

Cleanliness

8.6/10

Staff & service

8.2/10

Amenities

8.2/10

Property conditions & facilities

8.2/10

Eco-friendliness
Rating 10 - Excellent. 279 out of 590 reviews
Rating 8 - Good. 142 out of 590 reviews
Rating 6 - Okay. 72 out of 590 reviews
Rating 4 - Poor. 58 out of 590 reviews
Rating 2 - Terrible. 39 out of 590 reviews

Reviews

10/10 Excellent

Paul

Business traveler
Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort
Stayed 1 night in Jul 2025

10/10 Excellent

David

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort
The people were amazing actually, everybody treated their guests with respect and kindness. I had a very pleasant experience and the room was very clean.
Stayed 1 night in Jul 2025

10/10 Excellent

Lindsay

Stayed 1 night in Apr 2025

10/10 Excellent

PaulI

Traveled with partner
Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, amenities, property conditions & facilities
The hotel was amazing! The staff was friendly and professional. Would recommend to everyone.
Stayed 1 night in Jul 2025

10/10 Excellent

Donna

Business traveler
Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort
Fantastic hotel, would definitely stay again. 2 suggestions would be to provide tea bags and biscuits as these were not available and replace the TVs with ones that have Netfix app as the cast option didn’t work for me.
Stayed 1 night in Jul 2025

4/10 Poor

Mez

Traveled with partner
Liked: Staff & service
Disliked: Cleanliness, amenities, property conditions & facilities
It had good service. Everything was either being built or un poor used condition. Rooms were dark and cluttered. There were zero amneties. The spa is not a Spa, it is annoutdoor unheated cold pool with and attached jacuzzu section, which is also unheated and cold. That is not a spa. The water looksnok, but loads of green vegitation on the pools rims which are set stones. The rooms are hust very used and worn out. Ruined the day, as we thought it was a spa hotel for that price. The hotel itself is a few rooms like cabins and you have to walk in the street to get to it. No breakfast with the rooms, a massive rip-off for £230. Also wouldn't call it a hotel. You can get so much more for less cost at any other hotel.
Stayed 1 night in Jul 2025

4/10 Poor

Verified traveler

Business traveler
Liked: Staff & service
Disliked: Cleanliness, property conditions & facilities, room comfort
Previous occupants hair in shower drain - yuck
Stayed 1 night in Jul 2025

8/10 Good

Steven

Liked: Cleanliness, property conditions & facilities, room comfort
Stayed 1 night in Jun 2025

4/10 Poor

Shakil

Stayed 2 nights in Jul 2025

10/10 Excellent

Suhayl

Stayed 1 night in Jun 2025

10/10 Excellent

Marte

Traveled with partner
Liked: Cleanliness, amenities
Amazing staff and unique hotel! It was hard to find since it had no signage, but other than that, it was great. The hotel also had a really cool bar/lounge area with DJ. We will be back!
Stayed 1 night in Jul 2025

10/10 Excellent

Verified traveler

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort
Stayed 1 night in Jul 2025

8/10 Good

oranka

Business traveler
Liked: Cleanliness
Stayed 1 night in Jul 2025

6/10 Okay

Sarah

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service
Disliked: Property conditions & facilities
Stayed 1 night in Jun 2025

10/10 Excellent

Martino

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort

Impressive Decor, Great Food, and Friendly Staff

I had a very good stay at the Crazy Bear Hotel. The decoration is truly impressive – bold, unique, and full of character. I stayed in the “Decadence” room, which I really enjoyed. It’s a very particular kind of hotel – you know what you’re getting into, so I find it a bit unfair when people complain about the décor. If you’re after a standard, conventional hotel, this might not be the right choice. But if you’re looking for something distinctive, it’s a great experience. Everything was clean, the staff were friendly, and both dinner and breakfasts were excellent.
Stayed 1 night in Jul 2025

2/10 Terrible

Inderjit

Disliked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort
Stayed 1 night in Jun 2025

2/10 Terrible

Adam

Traveled with partner
Disliked: Amenities, property conditions & facilities
Hiya I’ve just come back from my night at your hotel and would just like to say I was really disappointed for the following reasons. We stayed in room 27 which seemed like a really dark dingy and dated room and in need some modernising but that wasn’t the main issue and I just feel like you should know that for the price of that room we wasn’t impressed and certainly wasn’t wowed with things like broken light switches and limescale on the bath filler and shower head. We had two men come into our room at 3am with their phone torches on doing god knows what when we woke up they was at the end of our bed my girlfriend had no clothes on and to be honest it scared the hell out of us, neither of us realised we had to lock ourselves in for the night as that’s never normally the case when we stay at a hotel. Also from the online pictures the hotel looks amazing but we feel like we came whilst you were in the middle of refurbishment but wasn’t told about this when we booked. Around the pool as it certainly wasn’t like the pictures also we didn’t feel comfortable having to walk through part of the high street in a robe to get to the pool as I’m guessing due to the refurb we couldn’t get to the pool going through the hotel as the staff said we would need to walk round. So with all that we didn’t feel like it was a good experience and certainly not for the money we paid for the night. The staff were all great and very friendly and I mentioned this in the morning to them
Stayed 1 night in Jun 2025

8/10 Good

Stacey

Stayed 1 night in Jun 2025

8/10 Good

Calin-Dorin

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service
The property is nice , the restaurant and the room look amazing . But there are some small things that could be improved: “ no changing room or toilets at the swimming pool, you have to walk to the restaurant and go down the stairs to change in your swimming suit, as the rooms are outside the spa zone at a walking distance “ , the water in the jacuzzi was freezing even if outside was 32’ Celsius . In the room would have been nice a mini bar / mini fridge as the water was boiling. They gave as a bucket with ice but still . We also paid twice the late check out fee ( £25 until 1pm and another £25 until 1:40pm , so basically the second was for another 40 minutes ) . Overall it looks fantastic and it deserves 4 stars
Stayed 1 night in Jun 2025

8/10 Good

Garvin

Stayed 1 night in Jun 2025

2/10 Terrible

Taranjit

Disliked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort
I had an issue with a light that would not switch off, which looked like a connection issue. I reported on 2 occasions and it was not fixed. on check out, I was taking my stuff to my car, parking is no onsite and the cleaner came into the room while I was out and removed my items and left them outside of the room. To note I had just got married and my clothing items are precious and delicate and this was at 9.30am and it wasnt 11am checkout time. On reporting to staff, i was told the manager will be in touch however no one has made contact.
Stayed 2 nights in May 2025

6/10 Okay

Mike

Business traveler
Liked: Staff & service
Tiny room, amazing decor but cobwebs in the room and the bathroom
Stayed 1 night in Jun 2025

6/10 Okay

Adam

Business traveler
Liked: Staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort
Ermmm… probably wasn’t the best place to stay for a single person. Buisness trip. More of a place you’d take your partner if you know what I mean. First day I arrived it wasn’t as clean as expected but 2nd day it had a real good deep clean. Makes me think was it done proper before I stayed. Can’t slate it though was a nice place just wouldnt come back for a work trip but that’s my fault
Stayed 2 nights in Jun 2025

4/10 Poor

Steve

Liked: Staff & service
Disliked: Room comfort
I would not call this hotel ‘quirky’ it is totally unpractical. The rooms are really dark, you can hardly see to get ready. Our bed was against the wall with no bedside cabinets. I moved a table to put next to the bed for my water. The water for the free standing bath came from the ceiling & the pressure is so slow I’m sure it would’ve taken all day to fill. The shower & basin also so unpractical. The light in the bathroom automatically comes on, but kept going off while still on the toilet! The stairs leading up to our room were also far too dark, not great after a few drinks. Even the men’s & ladies toilets down in the bar were really dark. I cannot comment on the cleanliness of our room as you couldn’t see!! The food in the thai restaurant was superb & the staff excellent. Would definitely not stay in the hotel again though. Our friends stayed in another room & said the same.
Stayed 1 night in Jun 2025

10/10 Excellent

April-Rose

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort
Stayed 1 night in Apr 2025