The Farm: Explore 13 acres, 3 bedroom farmhouse w/AC and mountain views.

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A two-story house with a porch, a well-maintained lawn, and a mountain backdrop.
A living room with a sofa, armchairs, a piano, and a large rug.
A bedroom with a bed, a nightstand, a dresser, a door, and a ceiling light fixture.
A dining room with a wooden table and chairs, a chandelier, and a view through the windows.
A kitchen with a central island, a dining table, and a large wooden cabinet.

Popular amenities

  • Air conditioning
  • Parking available
  • Laundry
  • Kitchen

Explore the area

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Paonia, CO
  • Place, Paonia Park
    ‪8 min drive‬
  • Place, Peony Lane Vineyards
    ‪9 min drive‬
  • Place, Delicious Orchards Farm Market
    ‪11 min drive‬
  • Airport, Montrose, CO (MTJ-Montrose Regional)
    ‪71 min drive‬

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About the neighborhood

Paonia

This farm stay is located within a few miles (5 km) of Peony Lane Vineyards and Paonia Park. Guestrooms at this farm stay include kitchens, Smart TVs, and TVs.

What's nearby

  • Paonia Park - 8 min drive - 3.9 miles
  • Peony Lane Vineyards - 9 min drive - 4.4 miles
  • Delicious Orchards Farm Market - 11 min drive - 6.4 miles
  • Azura Cellars and Gallery - 12 min drive - 6.4 miles
  • Stone Cottage Cellars Winery - 14 min drive - 7.3 miles

Getting around

  • Montrose Regional Airport (MTJ) - 81 min drive

Restaurants

  • ‪Paonia United Brewing Company - ‬8 min drive
  • ‪Sol Margaritas - ‬8 min drive
  • ‪The Diner - ‬8 min drive
  • ‪Sweetgrass - ‬8 min drive
  • ‪Nido - ‬8 min drive

About this property

The Farm: Explore 13 acres, 3 bedroom farmhouse w/AC and mountain views.

Grandpa Joe's Farm is happily situated at the foot of Mount Lamborn. The farmhouse sits at the top of the hill over looking the barnyard. In the barnyard there's an old grainery, hay barn, and sheep shed. Back of the barn is a creek that runs through an area full of trees. There's a picnic table in the shade of the tall trees where you can read, work, enjoy a picnic or reflect and journal. It's the perfect place for creative souls to work and retreat from the world and rekindle/ inspire your creative side.
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On the farm you'll see chickens (and hopefully chics in the spring) and
our pet goats: Zelda, Harley and CC.
We also pasture the young steers we're fattening to butcher and some horses that we've retired.
We raise grass/alfalfa mix to bale for hay to feed the animals in the winter and we rotational graze our livestock through the pastures during spring, summer and fall. We also have a blackberry patch that you’re welcome to pick from when they’re in season and ripe.

We're putting together educational information on rotational grazing and it’s benefits, fun facts about our animals on the farm, and where your food comes from. If you have a family you can use your stay as a teaching experience for your kids.

A spacious yard surrounds the farmhouse. There’s plenty of room to enjoy the yard games we’ve provided for you such as corn hole and ring toss. You can eat outside at the picnic table and enjoy the incredible mountain views! Take time to smell the roses in the rose garden while the
kids play on the playground set which includes swings, seesaw, slide and climbing wall.
At night spread out a blanket on the grass and do some star gazing, then gather around the firepit afterwards for making smores!

The striking Victorian farmhouse features a king bed and two queen beds, perfect for families, couples or singles. Guests enjoy a bright, comfortable space with heating and air conditioning to keep things just right. The bathroom includes a refreshing shower, a handy hair dryer and a built in stool for youngin's to reach the sink. Grandma's Kitchen if fully stocked with dishes, cookware, oil and basic seasonings. A breakfast nook in the kitchen is really perfect for any time of day. There's a coffee/tea station so you can make your favorite hot drink to take out on the covered porch and relax in the swing. In the dining room in the wall is a built in hutch and it's full of colorful fine china. Please use the china and enjoy it for afternoon tea, dinner or dessert.

We’re also growing our curated library for you to borrow and enjoy reading during your stay.
For fun there’s also a bookshelf designated specifically for take a book, leave a book.
Board games and puzzles are located in the dresser below the stairs.

Included in the dining room décor is family history of Grandpa Joe’s Farm.
My grandparents bought the farm in 1953. They lived there until 1997 and my Uncle
bought it in 1998. My husband James and I bought the farm from him in June 2026
and we’re excited to share this special and unique farm with you and your family.

In addition to family history we’ll also have books on local history in the North Fork Area.

Come stay with us and relax indoors and out. Explore the farm and nearby sites like the Black Canyon, this wonderful retreat offers a brilliant blend of comfort and charm. Our place will help you feel at home and relaxed so you can reconnect with yourself and loved ones.

***Please reach out and message me if you're going to stay 3 plus nights. We have an optional fun activity to offer that's included in your stay. Thanks, Karen Ayer
For entertainment, guests can expect to find Smart TVs. Kitchens, washing machines, and hair dryers are also standard.

Property amenities

Internet

  • Available in all rooms: WiFi
  • Available in some public areas: Internet access

Conveniences

  • Laundry facilities

Outdoors

  • Garden

Accessibility

  • If you have requests for specific accessibility needs, please contact the property using the information on the reservation confirmation received after booking.
  • Upper floors accessible by stairs only

More

  • Smoking not allowed

Room amenities

Bedroom

  • Bedsheets provided

Bathroom

  • Hair dryer
  • Shower
  • Soap
  • Toilet paper
  • Towels provided

Entertainment

  • Smart TV

Food and drink

  • Kitchen

More

  • Air conditioning
  • Dryer
  • Heating
  • Iron/ironing board

Policies

Check-in

Check-in time starts at 4:00 PM
Minimum check-in age: 18

Check-out

Check-out before 11:00 AM

Special check-in instructions

You will receive an email from the host with check-in and check-out instructions
Information provided by the property may be translated using automated translation tools

Check-out instructions

The host requires you complete the following before checking out:
Gather used towels
Turn off the lights and lock the doors
For beds used please leave bed unmade and sheets on, it's easier for the cleaner.
Leave ac units on.
Toss used towels in hamper provided in the bathroom.
Failure to complete these may result in a negative review from the host.

Pets

  • This property doesn't allow pets

Children and extra beds

Children allowed: ages 0-17

Events

No events allowed

Smoking

Smoking is not permitted

Important information

You need to know

Extra-person charges may apply and vary depending on property policy
Government-issued photo identification and a credit card, debit card, or cash deposit may be required at check-in for incidental charges
Special requests are subject to availability upon check-in and may incur additional charges; special requests cannot be guaranteed
Onsite parties or group events are strictly prohibited
Safety features at this property include a carbon monoxide detector, a fire extinguisher, and a smoke detector
This property has outdoor spaces, such as balconies, patios, terraces which may not be suitable for children; if you have concerns, we recommend contacting the property prior to your arrival to confirm they can accommodate you in a suitable room
This property is managed through our partner, Vrbo. You will receive an email from Vrbo with a link to a Vrbo account, where you can change or cancel your reservation
  • Check-in: 4:00 PM
  • Check-out: 11:00 AM
  • Minimum check-in age: 18

We should mention

Details about charges, deposits, or other important information:

  • This property is managed by a private host, not a professional engaged in trade or business.
  • This property has outdoor spaces, such as balconies, patios, terraces which may not be suitable for children. If you have concerns, we recommend contacting the property prior to your arrival to confirm they can accommodate you in a suitable room.
  • Charges for extra guests may apply and vary depending on the property's policy.
  • A cash deposit, credit card, or debit card for incidental charges, as well as a government-issued photo ID, may be required at check-in.
  • Special requests are subject to availability at the time of check-in and can't be guaranteed. Certain requests may come with additional charges.
  • Onsite parties or group events are strictly prohibited.
  • Onsite safety features include a carbon monoxide detector, a fire extinguisher, and a smoke detector.

Additional information about polices, regulations, and more:

  • There are no elevators.

Frequently asked questions

What can I see close to this farm stay?

This farm stay is located in Paonia, close to Paonia Park, Delicious Orchards Farm Market, and Stone Cottage Cellars Winery. You'll also find Peony Lane Vineyards and Qutori Winery within a short drive.

How much does it cost to stay at The Farm: Explore 13 acres, 3 bedroom farmhouse w/AC and mountain views.?

As of Sep 3, 2026, prices found for a 1-night stay for 2 adults at The Farm: Explore 13 acres, 3 bedroom farmhouse w/AC and mountain views. on Sep 4, 2026 start from $419, including taxes and fees. This price is based on the lowest nightly price found in the last 24 hours for stays in the next 30 days. Prices are subject to change. Choose your dates for more accurate prices.

Is parking available on site at The Farm: Explore 13 acres, 3 bedroom farmhouse w/AC and mountain views.?

No, there isn't parking available at the farm stay.

Is this farm stay adjacent to a casino?

No, this farm stay is not connected to a casino.

Will I find an indoor pool at this farm stay?

No, there is no indoor pool at this farm stay.

What will couples enjoy most about a stay at The Farm: Explore 13 acres, 3 bedroom farmhouse w/AC and mountain views.?

Couples staying at this farm stay will appreciate amenities like a kitchen and a smart TV as well as a garden.

Are there hot tubs at The Farm: Explore 13 acres, 3 bedroom farmhouse w/AC and mountain views.?

No, there isn't a spa tub at this farm stay.

Does this farm stay offer breakfast?

No, this farm stay doesn't offer breakfast.

Will this farm stay allow pets to stay free of charge?

No, pets aren't allowed at this farm stay.

Are there connecting rooms at The Farm: Explore 13 acres, 3 bedroom farmhouse w/AC and mountain views.?

No, there aren't connecting guestrooms at this farm stay.

How far is the airport from this farm stay?

The closest major airport to this farm stay is Montrose Regional Airport (MTJ), which is about 29.5 mi away.

Are there rooms with balconies that I can book at The Farm: Explore 13 acres, 3 bedroom farmhouse w/AC and mountain views.?

Yes, every accommodation at The Farm: Explore 13 acres, 3 bedroom farmhouse w/AC and mountain views. comes with a porch/lanai and some offer mountain views.

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