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The Oyster Smack Inn

3.0 star property
Hotel in Burnham-on-Crouch with a restaurant and a bar

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Exterior
Superior Double Room | Free WiFi
Interior
Restaurant
Superior Double Room | Free WiFi

Reviews

9.2 out of 10
Wonderful

Popular amenities

  • Bar
  • Breakfast available
  • Housekeeping
  • Parking included
  • Free WiFi
  • Restaurant

Explore the area

Map
112 Station Rd, Burnham-on-Crouch, England, CM0 8HR
  • Cliffs Pavilion
    ‪41 min drive‬
  • Adventure Island
    ‪42 min drive‬
  • Southend Pier
    ‪42 min drive‬
  • London (STN-Stansted)
    ‪54 min drive‬

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Room options

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Superior Double Room | Free WiFi

Superior Double Room

  • Sleeps 4
  • 1 Double Sofa Bed and 1 King Bed

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Luxury Double Room | Free WiFi

Luxury Double Room

  • Sleeps 4
  • 1 Double Sofa Bed and 1 King Bed

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Classic Double Room | Free WiFi

Classic Double Room

  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Double Bed

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Deluxe Double Room | Free WiFi

Deluxe Double Room

  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 King Bed

About the neighborhood

Burnham-on-Crouch

Located within a mile (2 km) of Ramblers Stadium, The Oyster Smack Inn is within 2 miles (3 km) of Mangapps Railway Museum. This 10-room, 3-star hotel has a restaurant, free in-room WiFi, and free self parking.

What's nearby

  • Cliffs Pavilion - 41 min drive - 28.0 miles
  • Adventure Island - 42 min drive - 24.4 miles
  • Southend Pier - 42 min drive - 24.0 miles
  • Southend Beach - 45 min drive - 26.2 miles
  • Thorpe Bay Beach - 45 min drive - 26.2 miles

Getting around

  • Burnham-On-Crouch Station - 8 min walk
  • London (SEN-Southend) - 51 min drive

Restaurants

  • ‪Parlour Cafe - ‬6 min drive
  • ‪The Kings Head - ‬5 min drive
  • ‪The Queens Head - ‬7 min walk
  • ‪Barbeque King - ‬1 min walk
  • ‪Deb's Diner Burnham - ‬5 min drive

About this property

The Oyster Smack Inn

Hotel in Burnham-on-Crouch with a restaurant and a bar
Guests of The Oyster Smack Inn enjoy features like free WiFi in public areas. If you drive, put free parking to good use. Staff members can help with accommodation requests, and provide front-desk service during limited hours.
Guests can expect to find TVs and stay connected with free WiFi. Hair dryers are also available.

Languages

English

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Property amenities

Internet

  • Available in all rooms: Free WiFi
  • In-room WiFi speed: 25+ Mbps
  • Available in some public areas: Free WiFi

Parking and transportation

  • Free self parking on site
  • Limited onsite parking

Food and drink

  • Daily continental breakfast available 8:00 AM to 10:00 AM for a fee: GBP 8.95 for adults and GBP 8.95 for children
  • A bar/lounge
  • A restaurant
  • Hosted evening meal available daily for a fee; reservation required

Conveniences

  • Limited-hour front desk

Guest services

  • Housekeeping (daily)

Accessibility

  • No elevator

Room amenities

Bathroom

  • Hair dryer
  • Private bathroom
  • Shampoo
  • Shower
  • Soap
  • Toilet paper
  • Towels provided

Entertainment

  • TV

More

  • Heating

Policies

Check-in

Check-in start time: 2:00 PM; Check-in end time: 9:00 PM
Minimum check-in age: 18

Check-out

Check-out before 11:00 AM

Special check-in instructions

The front desk is open daily from 8:00 AM - 9:30 PM
Front desk staffed during limited hours
If you are planning to arrive after 9:00 PM please contact the property in advance using the information on the booking confirmation

Access methods

Front desk (limited hours), lockbox

Pets

  • This property doesn't allow pets

Property payment types

Important information

Optional extras

These fees and deposits will be charged at check-in, check-out, or the time of service.

  • Fee for continental breakfast: approximately GBP 8.95 for adults and GBP 8.95 for children
  • Hosted evening meal: GBP 0.0

This list may not be comprehensive. Fees and deposits might not include tax and are subject to change.

You need to know

Extra-person charges may apply and vary depending on property policy
Government-issued photo identification and a credit card, debit card, or cash deposit may be required at check-in for incidental charges
Special requests are subject to availability upon check-in and may incur additional charges; special requests cannot be guaranteed
This property accepts credit cards, debit cards, and cash
  • Check-in: 2:00 PM—-9:00 PM
  • Check-out: 11:00 AM
  • Minimum check-in age: 18
The front desk is available during limited hours. Driving? This property offers free parking.

We should mention

Details about charges, deposits, or other important information:

  • This property is managed by a professional host. The provision of housing is linked to their trade, business, or profession.
  • Charges for extra guests may apply and vary depending on the property's policy.
  • A cash deposit, credit card, or debit card for incidental charges, as well as a government-issued photo ID, may be required at check-in.
  • Special requests are subject to availability at the time of check-in and can't be guaranteed. Certain requests may come with additional charges.
  • This property accepts credit cards, debit cards, and cash.

Additional information about polices, regulations, and more:

  • There are no elevators.

Frequently asked questions

What's there to do near The Oyster Smack Inn?

This hotel is located in Burnham-on-Crouch within a short 18-minute walk of Ramblers Stadium. Mangapps Railway Museum is also within a driving distance of 1.4 mi.

How much does it cost to stay at The Oyster Smack Inn?

As of Jun 3, 2025, prices found for a 1-night stay for 2 adults at The Oyster Smack Inn on Jun 13, 2025 start from $129.84, excluding taxes and fees. This price is based on the lowest nightly price found in the last 24 hours for stays in the next 30 days. Prices are subject to change. Choose your dates for more accurate prices.

Is there parking available at The Oyster Smack Inn?

Yes, self parking is offered for free at the hotel.

Does The Oyster Smack Inn feature a casino on the premises?

No, The Oyster Smack Inn doesn't have a casino.

Is there an indoor pool at The Oyster Smack Inn?

No, there is no indoor pool at this hotel.

Is The Oyster Smack Inn good for couples?

Amenities that appeal to couples at this hotel include a bar and a restaurant.

Does The Oyster Smack Inn have a hot tub?

No, there isn't a spa tub at this hotel.

Does The Oyster Smack Inn feature a restaurant that includes a breakfast menu?

Yes, The Oyster Smack Inn serves continental breakfast each morning for a surcharge from its restaurant.

Does The Oyster Smack Inn allow pets to stay for free?

No, pets aren't allowed at The Oyster Smack Inn.

Does The Oyster Smack Inn have connecting rooms?

No, there aren't connecting guestrooms at this hotel.

What is the closest airport to The Oyster Smack Inn?

The closest major airport to The Oyster Smack Inn is London (SEN-Southend), which is 24 mi away (51 minutes by car). Another top airport is Stansted Airport (STN), which is around 29.7 mi away.

Are there rooms with balconies at The Oyster Smack Inn?

No, there aren't any guestrooms with balconies at The Oyster Smack Inn.

The Oyster Smack Inn Reviews

Reviews

9.2

Wonderful

Rating 10 - Excellent. 3 out of 5 reviews
Rating 8 - Good. 2 out of 5 reviews
Rating 6 - Okay. 0 out of 5 reviews
Rating 4 - Poor. 0 out of 5 reviews
Rating 2 - Terrible. 0 out of 5 reviews

9.2/10

Cleanliness

9.6/10

Staff & service

8.0/10

Amenities

8.8/10

Property conditions & facilities

8.8/10

Eco-friendliness

Reviews

10/10 Excellent

Les

Business traveler
Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort
Stayed 3 nights in May 2025

8/10 Good

Mark

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort
Stayed 2 nights in Mar 2025

10/10 Excellent

Pauline

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort
Stayed 4 nights in Feb 2025

8/10 Good

peter, cropwell butler

Business traveler
Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, amenities, property conditions & facilities
Perfect for a 1 night work trip
Stayed 1 night in Dec 2024

10/10 Excellent

Per

Business traveler
Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort
Stayed 2 nights in Jan 2025