This vacation home is located 2.7 mi (4.3 km) from Our Lady of Guadalupe Catholic Church and within a 10-minute drive of University of Texas at San Antonio. The vacation home includes a kitchen, a fireplace, and a patio.
Our Lady of Guadalupe Catholic Church - 4 min drive - 3.1 miles
Northside ISD Tennis Center - 7 min drive - 4.5 miles
Dub Farris Athletic Complex - 10 min drive - 6.3 miles
University of Texas at San Antonio - 10 min drive - 6.1 miles
The Shops of La Cantera - 12 min drive - 8.7 miles
Getting around
San Antonio International Airport (SAT) - 35 min drive
Restaurants
Bill Miller Bar-B-Q - 6 min drive
El Chaparral Mexican Restaurant - 4 min drive
Sonic Drive-In - 7 min drive
El Rodeo Mexican Grill #6 - 6 min drive
Dairy Queen - 6 min drive
About this property
Entire place
You'll have the entire home to yourself and will only share it with other guests in your party.
The Corniest Property in Texas ♥ 4 BR ♥ 1/4 Acre ♥
Located in the picturesque Hill Country is this stylish family home with fun corn themed décor that pays respect to its location in Helotes which translates to, you guessed it, CORN!
Expecting a luxury, hotel like experience? We may not be the best fit. Expect small imperfections in this country style home
The 2000sqft home features 4 bedrooms with a popcorn-themed master, a modern kitchen, open living with a fireplace and a large yard with a firepit, BBQ, deck and games.
Stay just 10 mins from the center of town and only 4 mins to Floores Country Store giving you a great central location nestled amongst the trees. We strive to make sure your time at the house is relaxing and enjoyable and are always available during your stay if there are any questions or for any recommendations on what to do and see in the area. Whether you’re taking a day trip from San Antonio, passing through for a night, or visiting for a week, you don’t want to miss the town of Helotes.
The home is located in the picturesque Hill Country with the center of town only 10 minutes away with supermarkets to stock up on supplies, stores to get everything you need and countless restaurants for you to try each night.
There’s plenty of parks with trails for you to hike and explore, an amusement park and recreational activities, and even a place of music legends you won’t want to miss.
Hike or bike over 40 miles of trails through beautiful canyon land and grasslands within Government Canyon State Natural Area. You could also enjoy a picnic, geocaching, a guided hike and other monthly programs. The best part about this place is the dinosaur footprints (yes, real ones)!
Who doesn’t love a visit to the local Six Flags? At the Fiesta Texas location (16 mins drive away) there’s rides for all ages and crazy roller-coasters like Batman, the Boomerang, the Fireball, Goliath, the Iron Rattler, Pandemonium, Poltergeist, and more! Plus, there’s a waterpark with fun water rides and other water adventures, and places to eat, shop, catch entertainment, and other events. Make sure you’ve got a whole day free if you go here!
Ever wanted to soar through and above treetops? Then go ziplining at Helotes Ziplines just 6 minutes from the house! You can tour the forests and hill country of Helotes on 9 different ziplines, plus, a guide will tell you about the area’s history.
Gold enthusiasts can also bring along their clubs and play at one of the many courses that surround the home with Oak Valley (6 mins away) and Cedar Creek Golf Course (15 minutes away) both great options.
If you love your live music, you can’t go past John T Floore Country Store just 4 mins from the house - don’t be fooled by the name - this place isn’t a store, it’s actually a dance hall and café that has hosted music legends such as Willie Nelson, Patsy Cline, Bob Dylan, Elvis, BB King, and more. There’s a lot of musical history here, so if you get a chance to see an artist perform here, do it! Floore’s is also well known for the tamales, homemade bread, and other Texas-style cafe food.
With so much to see and do, you’ll be planning your next trip before its time to head home! Guests have private access to the entire home and outdoor areas well as free Wi-Fi, free parking, complimentary coffee and access to a washing machine and dryer in the laundry. Check yourself in, make your way inside and feel instantly at home with bright, sun-filled rooms, soft comfortable furnishings and a spacious open plan design with everything you could need for a relaxing stay.
★ LIVING ★ Make your way into the living space, the heart of the home, where you can put your feet up after a day spent hiking or zipping through the trees and stream all your favorites on the Smart TV – the perfect place for a movie night in.
✔ Plush Lounge Sofa ✔ Wall Mounted Smart TV ✔ Access to Streaming Apps
★ KITCHEN & DINING ★ Cook up everything from a simple breakfast, a quick snack or a 3-course gourmet dinner within the chef friendly kitchen that comes fully equipped with everything you need.
You’ll have ample space to prep meals on the sleek stone benchtops or if you don’t feel like cooking, head into town to delight your taste buds with a cuisine to suit every taste just minutes away.
Eat together in the dining space surrounded by windows with a provincial table set for eight or up at the breakfast bar for your morning coffee with seating for two.
✔ Quality Appliances ✔ Filtered Water & Ice ✔ Keurig Coffee Maker ✔ Dishwasher ✔ Blender ✔ Cookware, Dinnerware & Utensils ✔ Spices, Oil, Salt & Pepper ✔ Dining for Eight ✔ Breakfast Bar for Two
★ BEDROOMS ★ There are four character filled bedrooms within the home with each offering comfortable beds topped in soft, quality linen along with plenty of space for you to unpack and make yourself at home. The bright master bedroom features a fun popcorn theme with an adjoining ensuite and walk in closet. The second bedroom is filled with a queen bed with a corn dog theme, the third is the pink corn room and finally bedroom four the “Elote” room.
✔ Master Bedroom – King Bed with Ensuite & Walk-in Closet ✔ Bedroom Two – Queen Bed ✔ Bedroom Three – Queen Bed ✔ Bedroom Four – Queen bed with Ensuite Bathroom ✔ Bedroom Five – 2 Twin Beds
★ BATHROOMS & LAUNDRY★ Wash up with three full bathrooms within the home making morning rush hour a breeze. Each bathroom offers walk in showers equipped with shampoo, conditioner and body wash along with vanities stocked with all the essentials and plenty of soft, fluffy towels.
Guests also have full access to the laundry with a washing machine and dryer along with complimentary washing detergent to keep you feeling fresh and clean during your stay.
★ GAMES ROOM & BAR ★ The young and young at heart will love the fun games room with something to keep all ages entertained.
Take on your friends at air hockey, play a round of darts then chill out and watch the game on the big screen while you mix up a round of drinks at the chic Mimosa & Cocktail Bar with cocktail recipes to get you inspired.
✔ Air Hockey Table ✔ Dart Board ✔ Wall Mounted Smart TV ✔ Mimosa & Cocktail Bar
★ OUTDOORS ★ Make your way outside and into the expansive yard that offers plenty of shade in the summer with its mature trees surrounding the ¼ of an acre property. Here you can cook up lunch on the BBQ deck, push the kids on the tree swing, sit out and read a book under a tree or light up the firepit for a fun night out under the stars.
✔ BBQ ✔ Decked Area ✔ Fire Pit ✔ Tree Swing ✔ Plenty of Shade
So if you are looking for a fun family home away from all the hustle and bustle while still only being 10 minutes from the heart of town with easy access to great shopping, restaurants and entertainment – look no further than this spacious, sun-filled home for your next trip to the beautiful Hill Country. The best way to get around is by car with free parking included with your stay.
You can also use ride sharing apps like Uber/Lyft or call a taxi with cars available any time of the day.
The vacation home is air-conditioned and features a kitchen, 3 bathrooms, and a patio, and there's space to spread out with 5 bedrooms. Guests can enjoy a Smart TV and stay connected with free WiFi. Other standard amenities include a washing machine, a fireplace, and a fenced private yard.
Carbon monoxide detector (host has indicated there is a carbon monoxide detector on the property)
Smoke detector (host has indicated there is a smoke detector on the property)
First aid kit
Fire extinguisher
General
Garden
Policies
Check-in
Check-in time starts at 4:00 PM
Minimum check-in age: 21
Check-out
Check-out before 10:00 AM
Special check-in instructions
You will receive an email from the host with check-in and check-out instructions
Information provided by the property may be translated using automated translation tools
Pets
This property welcomes pets
Service animals exempt from fees
Children and extra beds
Children allowed: ages 0-17
Events
No events allowed
Smoking
Smoking is not permitted
Important information
You need to know
Extra-person charges may apply and vary depending on property policy
Government-issued photo identification and a credit card, debit card, or cash deposit may be required at check-in for incidental charges
Special requests are subject to availability upon check-in and may incur additional charges; special requests cannot be guaranteed
Onsite parties or group events are strictly prohibited
Host has indicated there is a carbon monoxide detector on the property
Host has indicated there is a smoke detector on the property
Safety features at this property include a fire extinguisher and a first aid kit
This property is managed through our partner, Vrbo. You will receive an email from Vrbo with a link to a Vrbo account, where you can change or cancel your reservation
Check-in: 4:00 PM
Check-out: 10:00 AM
Minimum check-in age: 21
We should mention
Details about charges, deposits, or other important information:
This property is managed by a professional host. The provision of housing is linked to their trade, business, or profession.
Charges for extra guests may apply and vary depending on the property's policy.
A cash deposit, credit card, or debit card for incidental charges, as well as a government-issued photo ID, may be required at check-in.
Special requests are subject to availability at the time of check-in and can't be guaranteed. Certain requests may come with additional charges.
Onsite parties or group events are strictly prohibited.
Onsite safety features include a carbon monoxide detector, a fire extinguisher, a smoke detector, and a first aid kit.
Frequently asked questions
What can I see around this vacation home?
This vacation home is located in Helotes, close to Six Flags Fiesta Texas and The Shops of La Cantera. Northside ISD Tennis Center is also within a driving distance of 4.5 mi.
Is parking available on site at The Corniest Property in Texas ♥ 4 BR ♥ 1/4 Acre ♥?
No, there isn't parking at this vacation home.
Is this vacation home adjacent to a casino?
No, this vacation home is not connected to a casino.
Will I find an indoor pool at this vacation home?
No, there is no indoor pool at this vacation home.
What do couples enjoy most about The Corniest Property in Texas ♥ 4 BR ♥ 1/4 Acre ♥?
Amenities that appeal to couples at this vacation home include a fireplace, a kitchen, and a smart TV.
Does The Corniest Property in Texas ♥ 4 BR ♥ 1/4 Acre ♥ have a hot tub?
No, this vacation home doesn't have a spa tub.
Does this vacation home include breakfast service?
No, this vacation home doesn't offer breakfast.
Will this vacation home allow pets to stay free of charge?
Although pets can't stay for free, they are welcome at this vacation home.
Does The Corniest Property in Texas ♥ 4 BR ♥ 1/4 Acre ♥ have connecting rooms available?
No, there aren't connecting guestrooms at this vacation home.
What is the closest airport to this vacation home?
The closest major airport to this vacation home is San Antonio International Airport (SAT), which is 22.7 mi away (35 minutes by car).
Are there rooms with balconies that I can book at The Corniest Property in Texas ♥ 4 BR ♥ 1/4 Acre ♥?
Yes, every house at The Corniest Property in Texas ♥ 4 BR ♥ 1/4 Acre ♥ comes with a patio.
The Corniest Property in Texas ♥ 4 BR ♥ 1/4 Acre ♥ Reviews
Reviews
8.0
Very Good
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Rating 8 - Good. 4 out of 8 reviews
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Rating 6 - Okay. 0 out of 8 reviews
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Cleanliness
Reviews
10/10 Excellent
Jennifer G.
Jan 20, 2026
Absolutely loved the area, the home, and the host. It was seamless schedling.
Jennifer G.
Stayed 2 nights in Dec 2025
8/10 Good
Michael M.
Apr 12, 2024
Liked: Cleanliness
San Antonio
A little short on the dishware. No regular coffee pods just flavored. Otherwise a very nice and comfortable stay. Host very responsive to my inquiries.
Michael M.
Stayed 4 nights in Apr 2024
8/10 Good
Leann H.
Mar 24, 2024
Wedding weekend
The property served its purpose for what we needed. It had its good points but pics are somewhat deceiving and should be updated to reflect the true condition of the home and its contents.
Leann H.
Stayed 2 nights in Mar 2024
8/10 Good
Vanessa E.
Mar 15, 2024
Liked: Cleanliness
Nice kick off to spring break!
My family decided to start our spring break by spending a few days down in San Antonio. The home was extremely comfortable for our group with 4 bedrooms and 3 bathrooms! The home was clean and spacious and our puppies enjoyed playing in the backyard for hours. Would highly recommend this home!
Vanessa E.
Stayed 3 nights in Mar 2024
10/10 Excellent
Chris V.
Jan 10, 2024
Liked: Cleanliness
Wonderful Time with Family
This home was perfect for our family and our kids loved the toys and the theme! Sherry was the consummate hostess, making sure everything was wonderful during our stay. Highly recommend the Corniest Property in Texas!
Chris V.
Stayed 3 nights in Dec 2023
2/10 Terrible
Rosie F.
Dec 9, 2023
Disliked: Cleanliness
Disappointing and disgusting!
The house was filthy and smelled of wet dog.The vent cover and air filter was gross and full of pet hair. Definitely has never been cleaned. We vacuumed every room and emptied the canister three times with just filth and lots and lots of pet hair. The couches are not remotely white anymore. Even college dorms have better looking couches than these. We took the sheets from the hallway closet and washed them to place over the couches so we were able to sit and watch a game. Oh and beware they don’t have much padding left, definitely seat yourself slowly. No plopping! Every door handle and light switch was disgusting. I couldn’t bare the thought of touching so I used a whole can of Clorox wipes and scrubbed every switch and door knob. Master bedroom bathroom had a full hand print on the wall above the toilet. Must have had a drunken night and couldn’t stand to pee. Ugh!! Did I mention there was not ONE single towel in the house. Ugh!! Needless to stay it was not relaxing nor enjoyable for my family and I. Never will I stay or come near this house. Disgusting, disgusting, disgusting! How dare you!
Rosie F.
Stayed 3 nights in Nov 2023
10/10 Excellent
Travis H., Keller, USA
Sep 1, 2022
Liked: Cleanliness
Perfect for our family
We had four adults so the 4 bedrooms were perfect. Location was great and communication with the owner was great.
Travis H.
Stayed 2 nights in Aug 2022
8/10 Good
Casey M.
Jun 1, 2022
Liked: Cleanliness
Great home but unable to stay
Great home in a good location, very clean and awesome communication with the property manager. Unfortunately, we were unable to actually stay in the home but still a good experience with the owner.