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Enjoy cooking in this well-lit kitchen with a central island and seating.
Cozy living room with a fireplace, comfortable seating area, and a large sofa set.
Cozy retreat with a large bed, desk, and comfortable seating area.
Cozy living room with a fireplace, comfortable sofa, and dining area.
Simple, serene home surrounded by a well-maintained lawn and mature trees.

Reviews

9.8 out of 10
Exceptional

Entire home

3 bedrooms2 bathroomsSleeps 61586 sq ft

Popular amenities

  • Parking available
  • Dryer
  • Washer
  • Pool
  • Fireplace
  • Air conditioning

Explore the area

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Johnson City, TX
  • Lyndon B. Johnson National Historical Park
    ‪17 min walk‬
  • Exotic Resort Zoo
    ‪8 min drive‬
  • Texas Hill Country Wineries
    ‪21 min drive‬

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About the neighborhood

Johnson City

This vacation home places you within a mile (2 km) of Texas Vintage Motorcycle Museum and TASTE Wine Art. The vacation home includes a private pool, a kitchen, and a fireplace.

What's nearby

  • Lyndon B. Johnson National Historical Park - 17 min walk - 0.9 miles
  • LBJ Visitor Center - 3 min drive - 1.0 mile
  • Highland Lakes - 6 min drive - 2.8 miles
  • Exotic Resort Zoo - 8 min drive - 5.6 miles
  • Texas Hill Country Wineries - 21 min drive - 12.6 miles

Getting around

  • Austin-Bergstrom Intl. Airport (AUS) - 68 min drive

Restaurants

  • ‪Dairy Queen - ‬4 min drive
  • ‪Pecan Street Brewing - ‬19 min walk
  • ‪Fat Boy Burgers - ‬4 min drive
  • ‪El Charro Restaurant - ‬5 min drive
  • ‪El Agave - ‬4 min drive

About this property

Entire place

You'll have the entire home to yourself and will only share it with other guests in your party.

Holy Guacamole! I On The Wine Tour with a pool!

Holy Guacamole this colorful, olive-green luxury property is the perfect escape for families or couples. Its curb appeal will make you green with envy at its beauty! Located in Johnson City, also known as Twinkle Town, this vibrant 3-bedroom, 2 bath home sleeps up to 6 guests and is the perfect location for fun and adventure, and only minutes from Fredericksburg and its many wineries and darling shops. Offering a private pool with a lovely, fenced backyard, a game room, propane grill, fire pit, and twinkle lights lining the backyard to tie it all together, Holy Guacamole is the perfect escape for adventures and fun!

Upon arrival at this fresh retreat, relish in the darling front porch with a comfortable seating area. With its charming swing and colorful wicker chairs, enjoy a morning cup of coffee as you bask in the surrounding landscape, or enjoy a playful game of basketball on the driveway in front of the garage. An inviting front door welcomes guests into a warm and comfortable open living space with plenty of natural light to brighten the area, as well as laminate wood flooring, and colorful decor offering a treat to the eyes of guests.

The living room offers plenty of seating with a plush sofa and fun cushioned chairs. This space also offers a fireplace, flatscreen television, and a gameboard located on the coffee table to provide an area perfect for entertaining guests! Heading to the dining room, a charming wooden table sits in front of a window overlooking the beautiful outdoor exterior, with a door leading to the backyard next to it. The nearby kitchen houses additional bar-style seating attached to the kitchen island, coupled with stainless steel appliances and stocked, white-colored cabinetry to catch the eye! The modern, fun tiled backsplash coordinates perfectly with the stainless refrigerator, microwave, and cooktop stove, great for preparing meals to feed hungry guests while enjoying coffee brewed with the coffee maker.

The master bedroom – spacious, brightly lit, and moderately decorated with cool tones – offers a king-sized bed and a workstation. Perfect for those who need to check in with work. An attached luxurious bathroom will wow guests with its large soaking tub between two dual vanities and ample counter space, along with a separately attached glass shower. Bedroom 2 offers a queen-sized bed with a soft, plush couch and fun pops of color and a nearby bathroom with a shower/tub combo. Bedroom 3 also offers a queen-sized bed with additional seating yet is lined with red LED lights to provide magical, ambience lighting during the nighttime. An added bonus this property offers a laundry room for guests to use.

The backyard is where the memory making happens! Gather around the dining table to enjoy a meal from the grill. Twinkle lights up above help illuminate this space at night while kids or accompanying guests roast marshmallows at the firepit under the stars! Take a dip in the pool during a toasty Hill Country day, enjoying shade from the surrounding trees while relaxing in the soothing waters. The large, private fenced-in backyard allows kids to run around, worry-free! And for indoor fun, the game room, located in the garage, houses a wide assortment of games and activities for more fun-filled memories to make this vacation a special one!

Looking for an outing? Johnson City offers endless activities to keep guests entertained. Only minutes away is the downtown square, home to fabulous restaurants, shops, tasting rooms and live music venues. Pedernales State Park is only minutes away and offers hike-and bike trails, tubing, fishing, and swimming, plenty of outdoor fun for everyone. Visit the LBJ Ranch home of President Johnson, also called “The Texas White House”. This beautiful ranch offers guided or self-tours and much more. For wine lovers, visit Texas Hills Vineyard and enjoy local wine in a beautiful setting. The Science Mill offers fun for both young and old with many interactive activities. The Exotic Resort Zoo offers safari-like jeep tours and is home to over 700 animals.

Fredericksburg is located only 30 minutes away. Visit one of the many local wineries or travel to Wine Road 290 that offers 19 wineries within a few miles of each other. Fredericksburg's Main Street offers charming locally owned shops, delicious restaurants, as well as two museums: the National Museum of the Pacific War and the Pioneer Museum. Spend the day in Kerrville at the Schreiner Park located on 517 acres on the Guadalupe River, swim, rent boats or enjoy hiking trails. The Museum of Western Art and the Pollinator Museum are fun and interesting for both old and young. Indulge in one of the fabulous restaurants while listening to local artist music. Visitors will not be disappointed there is so much to see and do in the Hill Country.

*The health and safety of our guests is paramount. Cleanliness is always our top priority. We offer a 24-hour guest service contact number for emergencies and messages will be answered promptly. Arrive after four o’clock when it is convenient for you with an easy and contactless check in and out process for our guests.

*Note: Your Safety matters! This property features exterior security cameras on the exterior of the home. They DO NOT look into interior space*

*Please note – Rates are based on the number of guests entered in the reservation quote – any additional guests may incur additional charges. The occupancy listed is the max occupancy this property can accommodate.
The vacation home is air-conditioned and features a kitchen, 2 bathrooms, and a patio, and there's space to spread out with 3 bedrooms. Other standard amenities include a private pool, a washing machine, and a fireplace.

Property manager

Hill Country Premier Lodging

Languages

English, Spanish

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Property amenities

Pool/Spa

  • Private pool

Internet

  • Available in the house: WiFi

Parking and transportation

  • Onsite parking options include a garage

Kitchen

  • Coffee/tea maker
  • Cookware, dishware, and utensils
  • Dishwasher
  • Kitchen island
  • Microwave
  • Oven
  • Refrigerator
  • Stovetop

Dining

  • Dining table

Bedrooms

  • 3 bedrooms
  • Bedsheets provided

Bathroom

  • 2 bathrooms
  • Hair dryer
  • Towels provided

Living spaces

  • Dining table
  • Fireplace
  • Living room

Entertainment

  • Games
  • TV

Outdoor areas

  • Barbecue grill
  • Fenced yard
  • Firepit
  • Patio

Laundry

  • Laundry facilities
  • Washing machine

Comfort

  • Air conditioning
  • Heating

Pets

  • No pets allowed

Suitability/Accessibility

  • Hardwood flooring in public areas
  • Smoking not allowed

Things to do

  • Arcade/game room
  • Fishing nearby
  • Golfing nearby
  • Hiking/biking trails nearby
  • Kayaking nearby
  • Swimming nearby
  • Water tubing nearby
  • Wildlife walks nearby
  • Winery tours nearby

Safety features

  • Carbon monoxide detector not reported (host has not indicated whether there is a carbon monoxide detector on the property; consider bringing a portable detector)
  • Smoke detector (host has indicated there is a smoke detector on the property)
  • First aid kit
  • Fire extinguisher
  • Deadbolt lock

General

  • Unit size: 1,586 square feet

Policies

Check-in

Check-in time starts at 4:00 PM
Contactless check-in available
Minimum check-in age: 25

Check-out

Check-out before 10:00 AM

Special check-in instructions

You will receive an email from the host with check-in and check-out instructions

Pets

  • This property doesn't allow pets

Important information

You need to know

Extra-person charges may apply and vary depending on property policy
Government-issued photo identification and a credit card, debit card, or cash deposit may be required at check-in for incidental charges
Special requests are subject to availability upon check-in and may incur additional charges; special requests cannot be guaranteed
Onsite parties or group events are strictly prohibited
Host has not indicated whether there is a carbon monoxide detector on the property; consider bringing a portable detector with you on the trip
Host has indicated there is a smoke detector on the property
Safety features at this property include a fire extinguisher, a first aid kit, and a deadbolt lock
This property is managed through our partner, Vrbo. You will receive an email from Vrbo with a link to a Vrbo account, where you can change or cancel your reservation
  • Check-in: 4:00 PM
  • Check-out: 10:00 AM
  • Minimum check-in age: 25

We should mention

Details about charges, deposits, or other important information:

  • This property is managed by a professional host. The provision of housing is linked to their trade, business, or profession.
  • Charges for extra guests may apply and vary depending on the property's policy.
  • A cash deposit, credit card, or debit card for incidental charges, as well as a government-issued photo ID, may be required at check-in.
  • Special requests are subject to availability at the time of check-in and can't be guaranteed. Certain requests may come with additional charges.
  • Onsite parties or group events are strictly prohibited.
  • Onsite safety features include a fire extinguisher, a smoke detector, a first aid kit, and a deadbolt lock.

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Frequently asked questions

What can I see close to this vacation home?

This vacation home is located in Johnson City, a short 20-minute walk from TASTE Wine Art and also 20 minutes on foot from Texas Vintage Motorcycle Museum. You'll also find Lyndon B. Johnson National Historical Park and Texas Hills Vineyards within a short drive.

Will I be able to park at this vacation home?

Yes, there is a garage.

Is this vacation home next to a casino?

No, this vacation home is not connected to a casino.

Will I find an indoor pool at this vacation home?

No, there is no indoor pool at this vacation home; however, the accommodation features a private pool.

Is Holy Guacamole! I On The Wine Tour with a pool! a good place to stay for couples?

There are many amenities for couples at this vacation home, including a private pool and a fireplace in each accommodation with some featuring private pools.

Are there hot tubs at Holy Guacamole! I On The Wine Tour with a pool!?

No, there isn't a spa tub at this vacation home.

Does this vacation home provide breakfast?

No, this vacation home doesn't offer breakfast.

Will this vacation home allow pets to stay for free?

No, pets aren't allowed at this vacation home.

Does this vacation home have connecting rooms?

No, there aren't connecting rooms at this vacation home.

Are there rooms with balconies that I can book at Holy Guacamole! I On The Wine Tour with a pool!?

Yes, every accommodation at Holy Guacamole! I On The Wine Tour with a pool! comes with a deck.

Holy Guacamole! I On The Wine Tour with a pool! Reviews

Reviews

9.8

Exceptional

Rating 10 - Excellent. 29 out of 35 reviews
Rating 8 - Good. 6 out of 35 reviews
Rating 6 - Okay. 0 out of 35 reviews
Rating 4 - Poor. 0 out of 35 reviews
Rating 2 - Terrible. 0 out of 35 reviews

10/10

Cleanliness

Reviews

10/10 Excellent

Rashad A.

Liked: Cleanliness

Nice home

Comfortable and quiet
Stayed 4 nights in Jun 2025

10/10 Excellent

Rashad A.

Liked: Cleanliness
Wonderful stay
Stayed 4 nights in Jun 2025

10/10 Excellent

Rashad A.

Liked: Cleanliness
Nice place. Enjoyed it
Stayed 4 nights in Jun 2025

8/10 Good

Andrew L.

Liked: Cleanliness

Good property for a family visit to Johnson City

The property was well maintained and clean. The back yard was huge and the house was very comfortable. The listing stated that there was a pool for guests to use, however a few days before check in the management company contacted us to let us know the pool would not be available. When booking this property just be aware that the pool might not actually be included. Otherwise it was great and the game room was lots of fun.
Stayed 4 nights in Mar 2025

8/10 Good

Kimberly C.

Liked: Cleanliness

Lovely stay.

Beautiful house, quiet, nice neighborhood. Close to local shopping. Straight shot to Fredericksburg with plenty of wineries along the way. Pool is small above ground. The house is very roomy and a large backyard. Only one tv in the living room was disappointing and need to freshen towels. Also everyone in the area was super nice.
Stayed 2 nights in Mar 2025

10/10 Excellent

Scott K.

Liked: Cleanliness

Great spot!

Thoroughly enjoyed our stay and no hesitation in recommending! Has everything you need, very clean, and great location! Game room is an added bonus and was great fun!
Stayed 3 nights in Feb 2025

10/10 Excellent

Talia H.

Liked: Cleanliness

Lovely home

We had a fantastic stay! The house is located on a very nice street with well kept, large homes on spacious lots. The neighborhood feels like it’s slightly in the country with a mix of small and large homes and no sidewalks and minimal street lights. We felt very safe and loved that it was under 5 minutes to downtown Johnson City. The house itself was gorgeous, had everything we needed, and had comfortable beds. The game room was a big hit with our toddler! The host was very quick to reply to any questions I had. Highly recommend this spot!
Stayed 2 nights in Dec 2024

10/10 Excellent

Will C., Spring, TX USA

Liked: Cleanliness

Beautiful Johnson City House

Great house! Very well-kept, clean, and comfortable. Less than a 5 minute drive to the main square. Will definitely stay again!
Stayed 2 nights in Nov 2024

10/10 Excellent

Vanessa E.

Liked: Cleanliness

Charming House in beautiful neighborhood

We absolutely loved our stay at Holy Guacamole! The size of the house was just perfect for our girls trip to the beautiful Hill Country. The location was convenient to both Johnson City as well as to the wineries we visited. I would absolutely recommend this place to others and would love to stay again 😃
Stayed 2 nights in Oct 2024

10/10 Excellent

Mary W.

Liked: Cleanliness

Wonderfully located house!

Not only was the house beautiful and fully stocked with fun games but we also had lots of visits from the local deer population! The street is so quiet but just around the corner from Main Street which is just as quaint as you’d expect in a small town. We loved our stay and are already planning return trips to Johnson City!
Stayed 3 nights in Nov 2024

10/10 Excellent

Wesley Parton P.

Liked: Cleanliness

Super nice and very convenient!

Very clean, super nice inside, and so easy to get to everything. The hosts had all the goodies out and we really enjoyed our stay.
Stayed 2 nights in Oct 2024

10/10 Excellent

Connie B.

Liked: Cleanliness

The Home is Beautiful!!

We had a great stay and got to see deer running through the neighborhood.
Stayed 3 nights in Oct 2024

10/10 Excellent

DOUG and DONNA C.

Liked: Cleanliness

Very Enjoyable Stay

Quiet neighborhood, but close to everything Johnson City. House was nice and well furnished. Only issue was I didn't bring my passwords for Streaming football games on the ROKU TV. Minor compared to the pleasant house and area. Thanks for hosting our great weekend!!!
Stayed 3 nights in Sep 2024

10/10 Excellent

Carrie R.

Liked: Cleanliness

Johnson City

House was great. Will stay again
Stayed 2 nights in Dec 2023

10/10 Excellent

Tammie N.

Liked: Cleanliness

Holy Guacamole is so cute!

The property was exactly as expected. Super clean and easy to access!
Stayed 2 nights in Dec 2023

10/10 Excellent

Karen C.

Liked: Cleanliness

Great!

Loved our stay here! Great location and nice property. Clean and had everything we needed.
Stayed 2 nights in Oct 2023

8/10 Good

Maria B.

Liked: Cleanliness

nice but limited kitchenware.

Home was very nice. I traveled with 5 adults and we chose the eat in after long drive. There was only 1 small pan to cook on and no dinner plates. There were additional cookie sheets and bakeware so we made due. You can cook a meal if you get creative. Bring some spices if you plan to cook, again spice’s limited. Could not find remote for TV, asked owner with no response. Used Roku app on phone. This was fine but no information communicated. There are many homes to rent, would not select again.
Stayed 2 nights in Sep 2023

8/10 Good

Jarvis H.

Liked: Cleanliness

Johnson City get away

The house was very clean and as advertised. There was mostly everything we needed. The TV was easy to operate. The pool was a plus. A couple of things I want to mention. Maybe I missed it but the game room was the garage and was not air conditioned, which made it virtually unusable as the temperature was over 100 degrees. Also the ladder into the pool was pretty shakey. Other than that we enjoyed our stay.
Stayed 3 nights in Jun 2023

10/10 Excellent

Cyla H.

Liked: Cleanliness

Always the best!

Just like home, but better!
Stayed 2 nights in May 2023

10/10 Excellent

Cyla H.

Liked: Cleanliness

Awesome

Same as always!
Stayed 4 nights in Apr 2023

10/10 Excellent

Shirley A.

Liked: Cleanliness

Delightful & comfortable home

Not walking distance to town for older persons. Close to drive to LBJ Historic sites, fun shops & museums, and friendly people. We would recommed it. TV instructions would have been helpful. Thank you very much.
Stayed 3 nights in Apr 2023

10/10 Excellent

Michelle S.

Liked: Cleanliness

Enjoyable stay

Hill Country visit with friends. Perfect location to stay for visiting the surrounding areas: Dripping Springs, Fredericksburg, Blanco, State Parks, etc. Clean home with everything that was needed, very quiet neighborhood, comfy with plenty of room for relaxing. Excellent communication from property management. We would definitely stay here again. Thank you!
Stayed 3 nights in Apr 2023

10/10 Excellent

Michele L., Fort Worth, TX

Liked: Cleanliness

Cute, clean and great location.

Loved the house. It was in a nice quiet neighborhood, but close enough to town and the 290 winery trail that we were able to enjoy all that Johnson City & Fredericksburg has to offer. If I had to give a “con” I’d say some light blocking drapes in the bedrooms would be nice. We Iike to sleep in on our weekend getaways.
Stayed 2 nights in Mar 2023

10/10 Excellent

Cyla H.

Liked: Cleanliness

Great property and location!

We really enjoyed our stay, beautiful property, with all the amenities! We loved everything about the property, and the location is perfect! The house is located within minutes of Johnson City, but also a great location to access Fredericksburg, Dripping Springs, and Marble Falls. Loved it so much, we booked it again!
Stayed 4 nights in Mar 2023

10/10 Excellent

Christine C., Kansas City, MO

Liked: Cleanliness

Great visit

The property was exactly what we needed for our weekend away for our family of 4 including 2 small children.
Stayed 2 nights in Mar 2023