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Got 99 Problems (But a Beach Ain’t One)

Waterfront vacation home with private pool and kitchen

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Smart TV, books, stereo, computer monitors
Property grounds
Beach nearby, sun loungers
4 bedrooms, desk, iron/ironing board, free WiFi
Interior

Reviews

10 out of 10
Exceptional

Entire home

4 bedrooms4 bathroomsSleeps 161650 sq ft

Popular amenities

  • Kitchen
  • Washer
  • Dryer
  • Free WiFi

Explore the area

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Surf City, NC
  • Place, Surf City Beach
    ‪4 min walk‬
  • Place, Back in Touch Massage, Yoga, & Lomilomi
    ‪3 min drive‬
  • Place, Surf City Pier
    ‪4 min drive‬
  • Airport, Wilmington, NC (ILM-Wilmington Intl.)
    ‪55 min drive‬

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About the neighborhood

Surf City

Located within a 5-minute walk of Surf City Beach, this vacation home is within 2 miles (3 km) of Back in Touch Massage, Yoga, & Lomilomi. The vacation home includes a private pool, a kitchen, and a balcony.

What's nearby

  • Surf City Beach - 4 min walk - 0.3 miles
  • Back in Touch Massage, Yoga, & Lomilomi - 3 min drive - 1.7 miles
  • Surf City Pier - 4 min drive - 2.3 miles
  • University of North Carolina at Wilmington - 53 min drive - 35.4 miles
  • Wrightsville Beach - 55 min drive - 37.0 miles

Getting around

  • Wilmington Intl. Airport (ILM) - 46 min drive

Restaurants

  • ‪Buddy's Crab House And Oyster Bar - ‬4 min drive
  • ‪Tortuga’s Nest - ‬1 min walk
  • ‪The Crab Pot - ‬4 min drive
  • ‪Shaka Taco - ‬4 min drive
  • ‪Sear's Landing - ‬6 min drive

About this property

Entire place

You'll have the entire home to yourself and will only share it with other guests in your party.

Got 99 Problems (But a Beach Ain’t One)

***NEW FLOORING, NEW COUCH***

Watch the ocean from 2 separate decks, a bedroom, dinner table, you name it! This home has 3 bedrooms with their own full bathroom. All bedrooms do have TVs (either smart TVs, or with Amazon Fire sticks), that come with access to Paramount Plus and Disney Plus. However we do suggest spending your time on the decks watching the ocean, out at the park or pool with the young kids, or at the beach! There is a smaller living room on the first floor, a bigger main living room on the second, along with a loft area that acts as both a 4th bedroom, as well as a kids' play area!

Bdrm 1: Queen Bed
Bdrm 2: F/F bunk bed (twin trundle)
Bdrm 3: King Bed
Loft (Bdrm 4): F/F/F custom bunks, couch that pulls out to small bed
1st Living Area: Queen Sleeper Sofa
2nd Living Area: Couch

The space

You enter the home into the downstairs living room with a queen sleeper sofa and two master bedroom suites flanking it. In this lounge area, you will find a mini library as well as access to the ocean side deck. A sliding glass door takes you to the outdoor deck with an ocean view.

The oceanfront bedroom has a queen bed and its own private bath/shower.
This bedroom also has a desk if you'd like to get a little work done. There is an additional downstairs bedroom with a F/F bunk bed with a twin trundle, and also with its own private bath/shower. The ocean facing bedroom has a closet, but both have a dresser.

Continuing upstairs brings you past the laundry area at the landing with a recently updated washer/dryer. Up to the second floor you will enter the kitchen and living area. The kitchen comes with stainless appliances, granite counter tops and island, and solid maple cabinets.

From the open concept living space, guests will enjoy a gorgeous ocean view from the many windows. A large dining area is set off to the side of the kitchen for plenty of seating (8). Enjoy the ocean views while having your dinner! The living room provides loads of natural light from the large windows extending into the cathedral ceilings. Access to the oceanfront deck is provided through the door in the living room.

There is a master suite off this area, with a king bed and jetted bath tub/shower. This room also includes a dresser, and closet. This bedroom also has an adjustable height desk for use as a workstation. If you wish to use the jets, ensure the water is up above the jets/filters, and then you need to turn on the switch at the bedroom entry then press the button on ledge of the tub. Use at your own risk!

On the landing to the third floor is a small half bath leading up to the bedroom loft which boasts a custom built triple bunk built into the walls (F/F/F). This also has a new couch, that pulls out to make a small bed. It's a lovely play area for the kids, or anyone that wants a little more separation and to get away from the rest of the group! This loft also has a 32" TV which has an Amazon Fire Stick to log onto applications for streaming etc.

As of 03/31/2023, the pool is scheduled to open 04/15/2023 and then close for the season 10/31/2023.

** Due to COVID-19: Additional restrictions or unexpected closures may occur per HOA. **

Don’t forget your linens! By default, linens are not provided during your stay. You are welcome to bring your own linens, or we have linens/towels that you may rent from us, or we can offer a 3rd party linens rental service.

If you rent from us, it should be cheaper than using a 3rd party. Additionally, I don't know if there's anything worse than having to spend the first bit of your vacation making beds, after the long drive in getting there, so for additional fee the cleaner will also MAKE the beds for you!
$25 increased cleaning fee (flat).
$13/11/10/8 for sheets (K/Q/F/T, respectively)
$10 per bed to have them made for your arrival
$2 for each bath towel
$1 for each hand towel/washcloth

Pets are allowed, however it comes with increased pricing.
We recommend you get renters insurance
Cleaning fee is $25 more (flat fee, but subject to further increase if the cleaners go in to clean and see severe mess/hair etc)
Refundable deposit increased by $250
Additional $15 per night for first pet, $10 for second.

Other things to note
We leave beach/pool items in the closet for their free use by our guests. With that said, these items may have been taken, broken, or otherwise not useable. Please use at your own risk. This beach inventory was done on Sept 7, 2021, and the following items were there.

5 boogie boards in 2 sizes, 2 don't have the wrist wrap thing.
2 2.5 ft * 6 bamboo sand mat (1 very near end of its useful life) 1 3 * 8 (just eyeballing them, so approximate sizes)
2 one pole umbrella
1 3 section beach chair/recliner
4 run of mill cheaper style beach chairs
1 nicer tommy bahama beach chair
2 beach balls
1 puddle jumper swimmy. I think it says 30-50 lb.
7 pool noodles
1 baby seat float thing (with a shade)
1 Pool donut float
1 pool float couch thing
Then assorted beach toys (shovel, bucket, frisbee, etc)
The vacation home is air-conditioned and features a kitchen, 4 bathrooms, and a balcony, and there's space to spread out with 4 bedrooms. Guests can enjoy a Smart TV and stay connected with free WiFi. Other standard amenities include a private pool, a washer/dryer, and a sofa bed.

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Property amenities

Beach

  • Beach nearby
  • Beach loungers

Pool/Spa

  • Communal pool
  • Outdoor pool
  • Private pool

Internet

  • Available in the house: Free WiFi

Parking and transportation

  • Parking on site

Kitchen

  • Coffee/tea maker
  • Cookware, dishware, and utensils
  • Dishwasher
  • Ice maker
  • Kitchen island
  • Microwave
  • Oven
  • Refrigerator
  • Spices
  • Stovetop
  • Toaster

Dining

  • Dining table

Bedrooms

  • 4 bedrooms
  • Sofa bed

Bathroom

  • 4 bathrooms
  • Bathtub or shower
  • Hair dryer
  • Shower
  • Soap
  • Toilet paper

Living spaces

  • Dining table
  • Living room

Entertainment

  • Books
  • Games
  • Library
  • Smart TV
  • Stereo

Outdoor areas

  • Balcony
  • Barbecue grill
  • Outdoor furniture

Laundry

  • Laundry facilities
  • Washer/dryer

Work spaces

  • Computer monitor
  • Desk
  • Desk chair

Comfort

  • Air conditioning
  • Heating

Pets

  • Pet friendly
  • 2 pets total (up to 20 lbs per pet)

Suitability/Accessibility

  • Smoking not allowed

Services and conveniences

  • Iron/ironing board

Location highlights

  • Near a health/beauty spa
  • Near the bay
  • Near the marina
  • Near the ocean
  • On the waterfront

Things to do

  • Bodyboard
  • Birdwatching nearby
  • Fishing nearby
  • Jet skiing nearby
  • Kayaking nearby
  • Motor boating nearby
  • Sailing nearby
  • Scuba diving nearby
  • Snorkeling nearby
  • Surfing/bodyboarding nearby
  • Swimming nearby
  • Water skiing nearby
  • Water tubing nearby
  • Windsurfing nearby

Safety features

  • Carbon monoxide detector not reported (host has not indicated whether there is a carbon monoxide detector on the property; consider bringing a portable detector)
  • Smoke detector (host has indicated there is a smoke detector on the property)
  • First aid kit
  • Fire extinguisher
  • Deadbolt lock

General

  • Unit size: 1,650 square feet

Policies

Check-in

Check-in time starts at 4:00 PM
Contactless check-in available
Minimum check-in age: 25

Check-out

Check-out before 11:00 AM
Contactless check-out available

Special check-in instructions

You will receive an email from the host with check-in and check-out instructions
Information provided by the property may be translated using automated translation tools

Pets

  • This property welcomes pets
  • 2 total (20 lbs is the maximum weight per pet)
  • Restrictions apply
  • For more information, guests can reach out to the property at the number on the booking confirmation
  • Service animals exempt from fees

Children and extra beds

Children allowed: ages 0-17

Events

No events allowed

Smoking

Smoking is not permitted

Important information

You need to know

Extra-person charges may apply and vary depending on property policy
Government-issued photo identification and a credit card, debit card, or cash deposit may be required at check-in for incidental charges
Special requests are subject to availability upon check-in and may incur additional charges; special requests cannot be guaranteed
Onsite parties or group events are strictly prohibited
Host has not indicated whether there is a carbon monoxide detector on the property; consider bringing a portable detector with you on the trip
Host has indicated there is a smoke detector on the property
Safety features at this property include a fire extinguisher, a first aid kit, and a deadbolt lock
This property has outdoor spaces, such as balconies, patios, terraces which may not be suitable for children; if you have concerns, we recommend contacting the property prior to your arrival to confirm they can accommodate you in a suitable room
This property is managed through our partner, Vrbo. You will receive an email from Vrbo with a link to a Vrbo account, where you can change or cancel your reservation
  • Check-in: 4:00 PM
  • Check-out: 11:00 AM
  • Minimum check-in age: 25

We should mention

Details about charges, deposits, or other important information:

  • This property is managed by a private host, not a professional engaged in trade or business.
  • This property has outdoor spaces, such as balconies, patios, terraces which may not be suitable for children. If you have concerns, we recommend contacting the property prior to your arrival to confirm they can accommodate you in a suitable room.
  • Charges for extra guests may apply and vary depending on the property's policy.
  • A cash deposit, credit card, or debit card for incidental charges, as well as a government-issued photo ID, may be required at check-in.
  • Special requests are subject to availability at the time of check-in and can't be guaranteed. Certain requests may come with additional charges.
  • Onsite parties or group events are strictly prohibited.
  • Onsite safety features include a fire extinguisher, a smoke detector, a first aid kit, and a deadbolt lock.

Frequently asked questions

What can I see near this vacation home?

This vacation home is located in Surf City, just steps from Surf City Beach. You'll also find Sea Haven Beach and The Karen Beasley Sea Turtle Rescue and Rehabilitation Center within a short drive.

Will I be able to park at this vacation home?

No, there isn't parking available at the vacation home.

Is this vacation home associated with a casino?

No, this vacation home is not connected to a casino.

Is there an indoor pool at this vacation home?

No, this vacation home doesn't have an indoor pool; however, there is an outdoor pool.

What amenities will couples enjoy at Got 99 Problems (But a Beach Ain’t One)?

This waterfront vacation home offers many amenities for couples such as a private pool, private pools in some accommodations, as well as an outdoor pool.

Does Got 99 Problems (But a Beach Ain’t One) have a hot tub?

No, there isn't a spa tub at this vacation home.

Does this vacation home offer breakfast?

No, this vacation home doesn't offer breakfast.

Does this vacation home allow pets to stay for free?

Although pets can't stay for free, they are welcome at this vacation home.

Are there connecting rooms at this vacation home?

No, there aren't connecting rooms at this vacation home.

What is the closest airport to this vacation home?

The closest major airport to this vacation home is Wilmington Intl. Airport (ILM), which is about 25.4 mi away. Another top airport is Albert J. Ellis Airport (OAJ), which is around 27.3 mi away.

Can I book a room with a balcony at Got 99 Problems (But a Beach Ain’t One)?

Yes, every accommodation at Got 99 Problems (But a Beach Ain’t One) comes with a balcony with some featuring beach views.

Got 99 Problems (But a Beach Ain’t One) Reviews

Reviews

10

Exceptional

Rating 10 - Excellent. 38 out of 40 reviews
Rating 8 - Good. 2 out of 40 reviews
Rating 6 - Okay. 0 out of 40 reviews
Rating 4 - Poor. 0 out of 40 reviews
Rating 2 - Terrible. 0 out of 40 reviews

9.6/10

Cleanliness

Reviews

10/10 Excellent

Melissa C., Hampstead

Liked: Cleanliness
Wonderful location & amenities. We booked this property for a long birthday weekend. Beautiful house with a great layout for multiple people to relax and enjoy the beach. The property pool & community playground were well maintained & a great bonus to wear out an active two year old.
Stayed 4 nights in Sep 2025

10/10 Excellent

Dena T.

Liked: Cleanliness
This was the best family vacation I think we’ve ever had! Location couldn’t be better. House layout is perfect for bigger families. We loved the area and the very short walk to the beach. The park across the street was an awesome perk for the kids. The house had everything you could need for a week. All the essentials for cooking, cleaning, laundry. Truly couldn’t have had a better house or host!
Stayed 7 nights in Jul 2025

10/10 Excellent

Lynn A.

Liked: Cleanliness

Surf City birthday stay

I had been under the impression that it was a stand alone house right on the beach that we would be staying in. It was actually a townhouse. The beach was right over a sand dune from us.It turned out to be a very nice stay. Each family had their own room to stay in. There were plenty of sleeping spots. It was quiet and very nice.
Stayed 7 nights in Jun 2025

10/10 Excellent

Tracy B.

Liked: Cleanliness

Wonderful family getaway

We stayed at this house for a few days for a family getaway (My spouse and I plus 3 boys). The house was spacious and had plenty of room for all of us to spread out if the teens needed some privacy. Even my 16 year old loved camping out in the bunk room. The house was clean and and had everything we needed. The beach was a short, easy walk. No crazy traffic. The beach was also beautiful and clean . The boys loved hunting for shark teeth during the day and crabs at night. The host was very responsive to all of my questions. We had a great time and made lots of memories. Would definitely recommend .
Stayed 3 nights in May 2025

10/10 Excellent

Melissa C.

Liked: Cleanliness

Loved 99 Problems But The Beach Ain’t One Of Them

It’s the perfect place to enjoy all that Topsail has to offer location-wise, I can see the beach from inside, it’s a min walk or less to beach access, there’s a pool, a public playground is nearby, dog friendly, etc. Inside, it’s roomy, has a lot of natural light, has all the comforts of home electronic-wise, bed-wise, ability to have room for guests or other friends to join, Fully stocked kitchen appliances, I literally just had to get groceries, bring/rent my own bed sheets & unpack. There’ a bar across the street if you are into that sort of thing, and on the 3rd floor there is a well stocked plato/bedroom loft with fun things for young kids to do. It had a little something for every one of all ages!,
Stayed 3 nights in Apr 2025

10/10 Excellent

Mark B.

Liked: Cleanliness

New Years Trip

Absolutely enjoyed our stay! Beautiful weather! Some issues upon arrival but we got them resolved. Wished we could've stayed longer.
Stayed 3 nights in Dec 2024

10/10 Excellent

Adam S.

We love Topsail

This is the 5th time of staying at Summerwinds and it won’t be the last, we would definitely rent the same place again
Stayed 7 nights in Oct 2024

10/10 Excellent

Barbara P.

Liked: Cleanliness

Surf City Paradise

Great location and amenities
Stayed 6 nights in Sep 2024

10/10 Excellent

Robyn W.

Liked: Cleanliness

A glorious week at the beach.

This house was perfect for us. Perfect proximity to the beach & pool. Bonus daily workout with all the stairs. The house if fully stocked with everything needed. The decor is adorable. The mid level patio was perfect for the super hot or rainy times. The Pauley’s were very responsive. Thank you for sharing your space with us!
Stayed 7 nights in Jul 2024

10/10 Excellent

Andrew W.

Liked: Cleanliness

Wong way to the beach

Nice place, good location. We have everything we needed. Only complaint is no water pressure if more than two showers operating at the same time.
Stayed 7 nights in Jun 2024

10/10 Excellent

BONNIE

Traveled with family and small children
Liked: Cleanliness
This is the perfect spot. Clean, pet & kid friendly. Walking distance to beach & playground.
Stayed 4 nights in Jun 2024

10/10 Excellent

Karen S.

Liked: Cleanliness

Great location

The well decorated place was lovely and our complete family thoroughly enjoyed our stay. The townhome is laid suited our family quite well. Our 9 year old loved staying in the loft area which was a kid's dream room. It was a nice touch with a lovely collection of books for every reader. The gorgeous beach is extremely close and if you are up for an evening out, there is a great bar with live music located across the street. Hopefully we will be back soon for more R&R.
Stayed 3 nights in May 2024

10/10 Excellent

Michelle A.

Liked: Cleanliness

Great weekend getaway spot

Booked last minute and so glad we did. The place was in a great location and we all had plenty of room. Easy walk to the beach and it was nice to have a view for our morning coffee. Beds were comfortable and we had everything we needed.
Stayed 3 nights in May 2024

8/10 Good

Chris B.

Liked: Cleanliness

Surf City

Great location and lots of room for everyone!
Stayed 3 nights in Mar 2024

10/10 Excellent

Shelley G.

Liked: Cleanliness

Perfect family weekend

The townhouse was perfect for our family getaway. Clean, spacious and comfortable. Location is great, close to everything you need: stores, recreational activities, restaurants and of course the beach. Host was very responsive and easy to work with! Look forward to staying again in the future!
Stayed 3 nights in Feb 2024

10/10 Excellent

terri r.

Liked: Cleanliness

Great Location!

The location was great as it was very close to the beach, a playground, and right across from a couple of bars and a convenience store. The beach was clean, no garbage, and the fishermen there were very friendly. Extra parking for guests was in a lot by the playground. The unit had beach chairs, sand toys, and everything you need for a fun day at the beach!
Stayed 3 nights in Nov 2023

10/10 Excellent

Donna D.

Liked: Cleanliness

Nice beach getaway

Clean property and a short distance to beach!
Stayed 4 nights in Oct 2023

10/10 Excellent

Cathy M.

Liked: Cleanliness

Great place for all ages

It was the best time with our extended family. Three levels divided up with plenty of space. A downside is a lot of stairs if you have someone that can’t do them. On the other hand tons of gates built in to all floors for small children or pets. Great area that has a swimming pool right outside and a playground across the street, with a lending library. The beach is so nice, my biggest complaint is the sand was too fluffy! Lol. Tons of sea glass near there. The trailer bar is on the other side of the street and was perfectly fine and the music was nice to hear. Not too loud. Rent a golf cart in advance and drive around the island. A bit of confusion on the parking situation. Only two cars go underneath and there is other parking spaces near the apt but you may not see them. If you park across the street in the Public lot overnight, you will be fined. They drive around daily and check. So if you have multiple cars, you may have to do some switching around. Overall it’s the best place to bring multigenerational family members. Thank you to Dan and family for sharing this great vacation home.
Stayed 5 nights in Aug 2023

10/10 Excellent

Mick F.

Liked: Cleanliness

Ladies Church Group Stay

The ladies had a great time!! Property owner was great in communication.
Stayed 3 nights in Sep 2023

10/10 Excellent

Kim G.

Liked: Cleanliness

Bonus Surprises

The property was clean, as advertised, and located very close to beach. Bonus Surprise - the homeowners had tons of games, toys( for house and beach), even outdoor speakers for us to use! Owners had extra batteries and various tools to fix all those small things - like a battery on a door lock. Sure, we could have had them come do it - but it takes 2 seconds and done - especially with homeowners who have the supplies on hand! The neighborhood was our next surprise! The neighbors themselves ( actual owners staying while we were there) offered additional parking spaces, food recommendations, even played catch with the kids. It is a bit of a walk to food and classic shops - but we enjoyed it. The trailer bar was of no interruption and we liked the music outside. Dog Surprises.....The local street department workers offered our dog a treat each morning when we would pass on our walk! several local shops are not just dog friendly - they encourage and treat the dogs that come in. So incredibly "dog friendly" neighborhood. We even had a police officer actually get out of his car to come get some dog pets in! great home, owners, communication, and community.
Stayed 7 nights in Jul 2023

10/10 Excellent

David R.

Liked: Cleanliness

Enjoyed our stay at Got 99 Problems (But the Beach Ain't One.)

Had searched for quite a while seeking perfect beach location to gather Kids and Grandkids and dog(s) from throughout the northeast and due to life-on-life terms could never settle on a booking until 2 weeks prior to agreed vacation week. We stumbled on this booking as a last-minute opportunity. What a lucky find. The property is ideal for anyone who likes to be at the beach, on the beach, for the beach! Short walk from the door to beach access. The description understates the roominess, cleanliness and convenience of the layout for family to gather together or find some peace and quiet. My 4 and 7 yo grandkids loved the activity area in the loft. The amenities were as described and made the stay more enjoyable. We had a group of 6 young adults, two kids, two Grandparents and two dogs. We were all comfortable. The only information I would add, and we were warned, there are stairs so know that - nothing our crew could not manage. Our first time to Top Sail / Surf City area and it far exceeded the family beach expectations we were hoping to find. The value for rental price was fantastic considering last minute arrangements. Did I mention the short stroll to the beach? Grandkids carried their own stuff! Host Dan was friendly and easy to communicate with... responded immediately to questions and needs we sent. We brought our own linens/towels and only needed to grocery shop... everything else was already there. Our only regret was we only had one week. We would book again!
Stayed 7 nights in Jun 2023

10/10 Excellent

robert s.

Liked: Cleanliness

Pleasant Beach Trip

We enjoyed our stay and the Host was very accommodating.
Stayed 9 nights in May 2023

10/10 Excellent

Catrina H.

Liked: Cleanliness

Family trip to celebrate high school graduate

Beautiful home! We loved that each bedroom had its own bathroom. The kitchen was well stocked for preparing food for a large family. The view from the dining table and main living room was wonderful! We would have liked a few more dish clothes. If anyone has issues with old knees, there are quite a few steps. The location was great- very very short walk to the beach and convenient to local restaurants and attractions. We were happy there was a pool to relax in too. Overall we could not have asked for a better place to stay while making memories!!!
Stayed 3 nights in May 2023

10/10 Excellent

Shelley C.

Liked: Cleanliness

Great for young kids

Great place - clean and fantastic location. Just steps away from the beach and a playground. Safety gates at each level of the stairs, toys, books, and a blackboard wall for chalk made for an ideal stay for my toddler. Would definitely stay here again and recommend!
Stayed 4 nights in May 2023

10/10 Excellent

Katherine L.

Liked: Cleanliness

Wonderful vacation spot!

Thank you to the home owners for such a wonderful property. If you have kids, this place is absolutely perfect. The location, cleanliness, layout and home features are perfect for families. We have a toddler and the home has baby gates on every staircase, toys, a chalk wall, tons of books and games and bunk beds for kids. The play ground and beach are so close. A very short drive to the restaurants in town. The owner was quick to respond to any questions and gave us our code quickly to check in. Thank you for providing a great home away from home!
Stayed 3 nights in May 2023