This vacation home places you next to Crystal River Preserve State Park and within a 10-minute walk of Crystal River Watersports Marina. The vacation home includes a private pool, a kitchen, and a patio.
THE FLOATY POTATO | PACK LESS. PLAY MORE. FEEL AT HOME.
Escape to The Floaty Potato, your private Crystal River waterfront retreat! Enjoy a screened-in heated pool, Gulf-access canal, 2 docks, 4 kayaks, paddleboard, fishing gear, bikes, pre-packed beach bags, a game room and an outdoor kitchen. Watch for passing manatees and dolphins, explore the springs or float your worries away! Exclusive discounts with 5 local tour partners and a complimentary vacation guide make planning a breeze. Your perfect home base for unforgettable Florida adventures!
Rest easy after a day of Florida fun! With 3 bedrooms and 2.5 bathrooms, there's room for the whole crew.
• Primary Suite: King bed, ensuite bathroom with jetted tub, Smart TV and direct pool access • Bedroom 2: King bed and Smart TV • Bedroom 3: 2 twin beds with twin trundles, child-size fold-out chair and Smart TV
TRAVELING WITH LITTLE FLOATERS?
We've thought of the little things so you can pack a little less!
• Highchair, baby monitor, Pack 'n Play, BPA-free dishes, sippy cup, bib and children's books • Autism/sensory-friendly items available upon request: body sock, weighted blanket, sensory fidgets, peanut ball, tumble mat and noise-reducing headphones (message host to request; no additional fee)
KITCHEN, COFFEE & DINING
Whether you're cooking your fresh catch or fueling up for a day of adventure, we've got you covered!
• Fully equipped kitchen with stainless steel appliances • Crockpot, griddle, toaster, blender and tea kettle • Stocked coffee station with a generous starter supply of K-cups, ground coffee, tea, cocoa, sugar, cinnamon, creamer and honey • 4 dining spaces: kitchen nook (4), breakfast bar (2), dining table (8) and covered patio (4)
INDOOR COMFORTS & FAMILY FUN
Rain or shine, the fun doesn't stop!
• Open-concept living area with Smart TV and coastal decor • High-speed Wi-Fi and dedicated workspace with desk and office chair • Ping-pong table, basketball arcade and family board games • Furniture covers available for furry friends and little hands
YOUR OUTDOOR OASIS
A few extra details about your backyard paradise:
• Private screened-in pool with solar heating included year-round (water temperature depends on weather) • Pool toys and floats • Optional electric pool heating/cooling for $55/night • Covered patio with outdoor dining • Outdoor kitchen equipped with grill, sink and mini fridge • Floating and stationary docks • Fish-cleaning station • Fenced backyard • Cornhole, sidewalk chalk and sports balls
ADVENTURE GEAR — INCLUDED WITH YOUR STAY!
We've stocked the gear so you can spend less time packing and more time playing!
• 3 adult fishing kayaks and 1 youth kayak • 1 paddleboard • Adult and child-size life jackets • 3 adult fishing rods and 1 youth rod • Starter fishing tackle • 2 adult bikes, 1 tandem bike and 1 youth bike • Large garage refrigerator for fresh fish, scallops, drinks and extra groceries
Beach day essentials: Your beach bag comes with sand toys and a beach blanket, plus 2 beach chairs, a large cooler and a wagon to haul everything.
EXCLUSIVE GUEST PERKS — THE DETAILS!
Your stay includes access to special guest discounts from FIVE local tour partners on select:
• Manatee swim tours • Clear-kayak adventures • Snorkeling and river cruises • Wildlife pontoon excursions • Inshore fishing and scalloping charters • Airboat rides
Our complimentary digital Guest Guide also includes restaurant recommendations, local gems, tour information and a ready-to-go 4-day Crystal River itinerary (with or without kids).
OPTIONAL PREMIUM AMENITIES
Want to add a little extra splash to your stay?
• Electric pool heating/cooling: $55/night, in addition to included solar heating • Boat lift: FREE for approved guests bringing or renting a boat; advance host approval and separate signed boat-lift agreement required • Dogs: Up to 2 approved dogs with applicable pet fees
Optional premium amenities can be arranged through our Guest Portal. Additional fees or agreements may apply to selected amenities.
GUEST ACCESS
YOUR WATERFRONT RETREAT IS ALL YOURS!
Guests enjoy private access to the entire home and yard.
Please note: There are multiple steps required to enter the home. Boat-lift use requires prior approval and a separate agreement through our optional Guest Portal.
THE FLOATY POTATO — BEFORE YOU DIVE IN!
Welcome aboard, happy floaters! We're all about salty adventures, scallop-hunting shenanigans, tight fishing lines, and living life at manatee speed. But even paradise has a few rules to keep the good times afloat!
HOT POTATO, COOL POTATO — POOL RULES!
• Little guppies need big-fish supervision! Children must be actively supervised around the pool, canal and docks. Adult and child-size life jackets are included. Pool-access doors have child-safety locks and a BCONE alarm; keep safety devices properly secured and operational.
• Slippery when splashy! Use caution on wet surfaces. No glass in the screened pool area.
• MONDAY IS POOL SPA DAY! Our technician visits Mondays. Turn OFF the BCONE alarm before arrival and back ON immediately after departure.
CANAL, DOCKS & WATERFRONT ADVENTURES!
• The canal is NOT a swimming hole!
• Paddle by sunshine, not moonshine! Kayaks and paddleboard are for daylight use only. Use life jackets, exercise caution on slippery docks and avoid alcohol while paddling or boating.
• BOAT LOADS OF FUN! The boat lift is complimentary but requires advance host approval and a separate signed agreement. Maximum 7,000 lbs, 26 ft long and 9 ft wide, subject to boat compatibility.
HOOK, LINE & HOUSE RULES!
• DON'T DRAG YOUR DINGHY! Lift kayaks gently and return them upside down (to avoid filling them with rain soup) and secured on their racks.
• TIDY TACKLE, HAPPY ANGLER! Return fishing gear clean and untangled. Keep shells, sand, bait and seafood waste out of sinks and drains.
• PEDAL YOUR POTATO! Bike helmets are NOT provided. Bring your own, ride responsibly and supervise young cyclists.
• DON'T LET THE GEAR SWIM AWAY! Return bikes, games, toys and equipment to their designated places. Missing or damaged items may result in replacement charges.
FOUR PAWS & A FLOATY POTATO!
• Two dogs max! Dogs must be potty trained, approved in advance and weigh no more than 110 lbs combined. Pet fees are $200 for the first dog and $100 for the second. No cats due to owner allergies.
• Home alone? Kennel time! Dogs must be kenneled when unattended. Kennels and basic dog supplies are provided.
• Use furniture covers with pets, children and sticky adults. Clean up pet waste—no buried treasure in the backyard!
Service animals are welcome in accordance with applicable law and Vrbo policy, without pet fees where required.
ABSOLUTE NO-NOS — EVEN FOR SEA COWS!
• NO FOOD OR DRINKS ON THE WHITE COUCHES OR CARPETED AREAS! Enjoy snacks in the dining areas.
• No smoking or vaping indoors or in the screened pool area. No parties, disruptive gatherings or illegal substances.
KEEP IT FLOATY, NOT FILTHY!
Wipe up spills promptly and leave the property in reasonable condition. Normal turnover cleaning is included; excessive cleaning or damage may result in additional charges.
• GRILL IT, DON'T GUNK IT! Clean the grill after use when safe.
• CLOSE THE HATCHES, CAPTAIN! Open doors or windows pause our smart A/C and heat. Keep them closed when heating or cooling is running.
• SOMETHING WENT CLAM-SIDEWAYS? Report damage or broken items promptly. Please leave all household supplies and equipment for the next crew.
HOOK, LINE & TRASH TIME!
Our green bin is collected Wednesday morning. If you're staying Tuesday night, we'd appreciate you rolling it to the roadside Tuesday evening. It's our one little household favor, not a checkout chore!
A FEW MORE THINGS BEFORE YOU FLOAT!
• UNINVITED DECKHANDS: No-see-ums and other insects are part of Florida waterfront living, especially around dusk. We have professional pest service, but cannot guarantee a bug-free environment.
• NO PEEKING AT THE POTATO! Exterior security cameras monitor the front entrance and canal areas. No indoor cameras or cameras overlooking the pool, grassy backyard or covered patio.
• OPTIONAL EXTRAS: Electric pool heating/cooling, a second approved pet, boat-lift access and early check-in or late checkout (when available) can be arranged through our Guest Portal. Regular guests are not required to use the portal.
THAT'S A WRAP, HAPPY FLOATERS!
BEFORE YOU DROP ANCHOR! By booking The Floaty Potato, you acknowledge and agree to follow these house rules and safety guidelines. You are responsible for ensuring your group follows the rules, supervising children and using the pool, docks, waterfront and recreational equipment safely.
Be kind to our little potato, keep your crew safe, and remember:
Catch fish, hunt scallops, float like a manatee, and leave nothing behind but happy memories!
The vacation home is air-conditioned and features a kitchen, 2.5 bathrooms, and a patio. There's space to spread out with 3 bedrooms and a dining area. Guests can enjoy a Smart TV and stay connected with free WiFi. The bathroom offers a jetted tub and hair dryers. Other standard amenities include a private pool, a coffee maker, and an ironing board. Housekeeping is available on request.
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If you have requests for specific accessibility needs, please contact the property using the information on the reservation confirmation received after booking.
6 steps to reach entrance
Area rugs in public areas
Single level property
Smooth flooring in public areas
Thin carpet in public areas
Tile flooring in public areas
Upper floors accessible by stairs only
Well-lit path to entrance
Smoking not allowed
Note from host: No smoking allowed at this property
Services and conveniences
Change of bedsheets (on request)
Change of towels on request
Housekeeping (on request)
Iron/ironing board
Location highlights
Near a health/beauty spa
Near a hospital
Near a zoo
Near an outlet shopping mall
Near the bay
Near the marina
Near the sea
On a lake
On a river
On the waterfront
Things to do
Arcade/game room
Bicycle parking
Bicycle storage
Bicycles
Boat
Heated pool
Kayak
Table tennis
Tennis
Water sports equipment
Birdwatching nearby
Cycling nearby
Ecotours nearby
Fishing nearby
Golfing nearby
Hiking/biking trails nearby
Horseback riding nearby
Hunting nearby
Jet skiing nearby
Kayaking nearby
Motor boating nearby
Sailing nearby
Scuba diving nearby
Snorkeling nearby
Swimming nearby
Theme park nearby
Water skiing nearby
Water tubing nearby
Wildlife walks nearby
Winery tours nearby
Safety features
Carbon monoxide detector (host has indicated there is a carbon monoxide detector on the property)
Smoke detector (host has indicated there is a smoke detector on the property)
Deadbolt lock
Fire extinguisher
First aid kit
General
Bed sheets changed on request
Bicycle parking
Bicycle storage
Bicycles
Bulk dispensers for toiletries
Garden
Housekeeping (on request)
Local artist showcase
Local culture and ecosystem education
Locally-owned and organized tours and activities
Reusable coffee/tea filters
Some LED lighting used
Towels (changed on request)
Unit size: 1,875 square feet
Policies
Check-in
Check-in time starts at 4:00 PM
Contactless check-in available
Minimum check-in age: 25
Check-out
Check-out before 11:00 AM
Contactless check-out available
Special check-in instructions
You will receive an email from the host with check-in and check-out instructions
Information provided by the property may be translated using automated translation tools
Check-out instructions
The host requires you complete the following before checking out:
Remove personal items
Turn off the lights and lock the doors
NO CHECK OUT CHORES!!! Vacations shouldn't end with a TODO list!!
Failure to complete these may result in a negative review from the host.
Rules
🚫 ABSOLUTE NO-NOs (Even for Sea Cows)
🚭 No smoking or vaping indoors. THAT INCLUDES IN THE POOL AREA. Float your smoke far outside, please.
🎉 No parties, ragers, or “manatees gone wild” gatherings. 🚫 No illegal substances. The only thing we’re high on here is sea level.
👥 No surprise guests. If they weren’t part of the original pod, they don’t belong. 🐶 No pets unless approved in advance.
Pets
This property welcomes pets
Dogs only
2 total (999 lbs is the maximum weight per pet)
Service animals exempt from fees
Note from host: Pets are allowed at this property
Children and extra beds
Note from host: Children are welcome at this property
Events
No events allowed
Smoking
Smoking is not permitted
No smoking allowed at this property
Important information
You need to know
Extra-person charges may apply and vary depending on property policy
Government-issued photo identification and a credit card, debit card, or cash deposit may be required at check-in for incidental charges
Special requests are subject to availability upon check-in and may incur additional charges; special requests cannot be guaranteed
Onsite parties or group events are strictly prohibited
Long-term renters welcome
Host has indicated there is a carbon monoxide detector on the property
Host has indicated there is a smoke detector on the property
Safety features at this property include a fire extinguisher, a first aid kit, and a deadbolt lock
This property has outdoor spaces, such as balconies, patios, terraces which may not be suitable for children; if you have concerns, we recommend contacting the property prior to your arrival to confirm they can accommodate you in a suitable room
This property is managed through our partner, Vrbo. You will receive an email from Vrbo with a link to a Vrbo account, where you can change or cancel your reservation
Check-in: 4:00 PM
Check-out: 11:00 AM
Minimum check-in age: 25
Property Registration Number DWE1901711
We should mention
Details about charges, deposits, or other important information:
This property is managed by a private host, not a professional engaged in trade or business.
This property has outdoor spaces, such as balconies, patios, terraces which may not be suitable for children. If you have concerns, we recommend contacting the property prior to your arrival to confirm they can accommodate you in a suitable room.
Charges for extra guests may apply and vary depending on the property's policy.
A cash deposit, credit card, or debit card for incidental charges, as well as a government-issued photo ID, may be required at check-in.
Special requests are subject to availability at the time of check-in and can't be guaranteed. Certain requests may come with additional charges.
Onsite parties or group events are strictly prohibited.
Onsite safety features include a carbon monoxide detector, a fire extinguisher, a smoke detector, a first aid kit, and a deadbolt lock.
Additional information about polices, regulations, and more:
Long-term renters welcome.
There are no elevators.
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Frequently asked questions
What's there to see around this vacation home?
This vacation home is located in Crystal River and just steps from Crystal River Preserve State Park and Crystal River Watersports Marina. You'll also find Three Sisters Springs and Crystal River Archaeological State Park within a short drive.
Is there parking available at Waterfront Retreat! Heated Pool, Kayaks, Fishing, Boat Lift, Dogs, Manatees?
No, there isn't parking available at the vacation home.
Is this vacation home next to a casino?
No, this vacation home is not connected to a casino.
Is there an indoor pool at this vacation home?
No, this vacation home doesn't have an indoor pool; however, there is an outdoor pool.
Is Waterfront Retreat! Heated Pool, Kayaks, Fishing, Boat Lift, Dogs, Manatees good for couples?
This riverfront vacation home offers many amenities for couples such as a private pool, a private pool in some house, as well as an outdoor pool.
Are there hot tubs at Waterfront Retreat! Heated Pool, Kayaks, Fishing, Boat Lift, Dogs, Manatees?
No, but all house at this vacation home have jetted bathtubs.
Does this vacation home provide breakfast?
No, this vacation home doesn't offer breakfast.
Does this vacation home allow pets to stay free of charge?
Although dogs can't stay for free, they are welcome at this vacation home.
Are there connecting rooms at Waterfront Retreat! Heated Pool, Kayaks, Fishing, Boat Lift, Dogs, Manatees?
No, this vacation home doesn't feature connecting guestrooms.
Are there rooms with balconies at Waterfront Retreat! Heated Pool, Kayaks, Fishing, Boat Lift, Dogs, Manatees?
Yes, every house at Waterfront Retreat! Heated Pool, Kayaks, Fishing, Boat Lift, Dogs, Manatees comes with a patio and some offer water views.
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Very clean and nice home to stay in for our family get away. I was very impressed with the accommodations and communication with the host. 5 stars and would highly recommend this rental.
Such a beautiful home and very well appointed with everything you could possibly need! Very clean and super quick responses from the host! A very smooth check in and check out! We highly recommend and would come visit again!
This place is perfect! The owners have thought of everything. Great location for a manatee visit! My wife and 2 daughters loved the pool and even took the kayaks out on the water. I HIGHLY recommend this place if you are staying in Crystal River!
We were more than pleased with the entire experience. The communication with the host and check in process could not have been better. The house and pool were very clean, the bathroom right off the pool was a great touch!!! The outdoor beverage fridge was great as well. I would definitely stay here again and recommend others to stay here!
The pool and the Florida room were amazing and everyone spent a lot of time out there! We had a fun time using the kayaks and exploring the canals. Macey was a great host, super informative about the house and things to do in the surrounding area. She was also so easy to get ahold of and responded very quickly!