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The Grumpy Schnauzer

Property class: 2

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A modern bathroom with a large bathtub, a view of a cityscape, and a bottle of champagne in a bucket.
A living room with two armchairs, a bookshelf, a potted plant, and a staircase with string lights.
A patio with outdoor furniture, a swing chair, and a pergola providing shade.
A modern bedroom with a four-poster bed, a desk with a chair, and a large window.
A room with a red wall, a neon sign, a wooden bathtub with blue LED lights, a chair, and a towel rack.

Reviews

9.8 out of 10
Exceptional

Popular amenities

  • Hot tub
  • Parking included
  • Free WiFi
  • Gym
  • 24/7 front desk

Explore the area

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1 Kippsbyre Farm, Coatbridge, Scotland, ML6 0PJ
  • Place, Airdrie Golf Club
    ‪4 min drive‬
  • Place, Summerlee - Museum of Scottish Industrial Life
    ‪6 min drive‬
  • Place, Drumpellier Country Park
    ‪8 min drive‬
  • Airport, Glasgow (GLA-Glasgow Intl.)
    ‪37 min drive‬

Room options

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A modern bedroom with a large bed, a wooden headboard, a sofa, and a blue ottoman.

Luxury Suite, 1 King Bed, Hot Tub, Garden View

  • Garden view
  • 466 sq ft
  • 1 bedroom
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 King Bed

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A room with a large bathtub, a television displaying a cityscape, and a ceiling with star-like lights.

Deluxe Suite, 1 King Bed, Hot Tub

  • 252 sq ft
  • 1 bedroom
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 King Bed

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A room with a large flat-screen TV, a massage chair, and a small table with a remote control.

Deluxe Room, 1 King Bed, Hot Tub

  • 180 sq ft
  • 1 bedroom
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 King Bed

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A modern bedroom with a four-poster bed, wooden flooring, and a desk area with a chair.

Deluxe Suite, 1 King Bed, Hot Tub, Garden View

  • Garden view
  • 445 sq ft
  • 1 bedroom
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 King Bed

About the neighborhood

Coatbridge

Located 2.2 mi (3.6 km) from Drumpellier Country Park, The Grumpy Schnauzer is within a 15-minute drive of other popular attractions like Strathclyde Country Park. This 4-room guesthouse has private in-room hot tubs along with a 24-hour gym and free in-room WiFi.
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What's nearby

  • Airdrie Golf Club - 4 min drive - 1.9 miles
  • Summerlee - Museum of Scottish Industrial Life - 6 min drive - 1.8 miles
  • Airdrie Arts Centre - 8 min drive - 2.5 miles
  • Drumpellier Country Park - 8 min drive - 3.7 miles
  • Glasgow Fort Shopping Park - 13 min drive - 8.4 miles

Getting around

  • Coatbridge Sunnyside Station - 3 min drive
  • Glasgow International Airport (GLA) - 36 min drive

Restaurants

  • ‪Greggs - ‬5 min drive
  • ‪The Big Coffee Cup - ‬3 min drive
  • ‪Mondo - ‬3 min drive
  • ‪Cheers Coatbridge - ‬4 min drive
  • ‪St Andrews Bar - ‬3 min drive

About this property

The Grumpy Schnauzer

At The Grumpy Schnauzer, guests have access to a 24-hour gym, 4 hot tubs, and free WiFi in public areas. There's free parking if you drive. The 24-hour front desk has staff always at the ready. Additional amenities include local meal delivery service and a garden.
Guests can stay connected with free WiFi. Bathrooms offer hair dryers and slippers. Private hot tubs, ironing boards, and desks are also available.
4 hot tubs are on site. Other recreational amenities include a 24-hour fitness center.

Property amenities

Internet

  • Available in all rooms: Free WiFi
  • In-room WiFi speed: 500+ Mbps (good for 6+ people or 10+ devices)
  • Available in some public areas: Free WiFi

Parking and transportation

  • Free self parking on site

Things to do

  • 24-hour gym
  • 4 hot tubs

Family friendly

  • Mini-fridge

Conveniences

  • 24-hour front desk

Guest services

  • Turndown service

Outdoors

  • Garden

Accessibility

  • No elevator

More

  • Smoking not allowed

Room amenities

Bedroom

  • Blackout drapes

Bathroom

  • Hair dryer
  • Shampoo
  • Slippers
  • Soap
  • Toilet paper
  • Towels provided

Food and drink

  • Meal delivery service
  • Mini-fridge

More

  • Desk
  • Electrical adapters
  • Heating
  • Iron/ironing board
  • Printer

Policies

Check-in

Check-in start time: 3:00 PM; Check-in end time: anytime
Minimum check-in age: 18

Check-out

Check-out before 11:00 AM

Special check-in instructions

Guests will receive key retrieval information
Information provided by the property may be translated using automated translation tools

Access methods

Staffed front desk, key retrieval

Pets

  • This property doesn't allow pets

Property payment types

  • American Express
  • Mastercard

Important information

You need to know

Extra-person charges may apply and vary depending on property policy
Government-issued photo identification and a credit card, debit card, or cash deposit may be required at check-in for incidental charges
Special requests are subject to availability upon check-in and may incur additional charges; special requests cannot be guaranteed
This property accepts credit cards, debit cards, and cash
This property has outdoor spaces, such as balconies, patios, terraces which may not be suitable for children; if you have concerns, we recommend contacting the property prior to your arrival to confirm they can accommodate you in a suitable room
  • Check-in: 3:00 PM—-anytime
  • Check-out: 11:00 AM
  • Minimum check-in age: 18
The front desk is open 24 hours a day. Driving? This property offers free parking.

We should mention

Details about charges, deposits, or other important information:

  • This property is managed by a professional host. The provision of housing is linked to their trade, business, or profession.
  • This property has outdoor spaces, such as balconies, patios, terraces which may not be suitable for children. If you have concerns, we recommend contacting the property prior to your arrival to confirm they can accommodate you in a suitable room.
  • Charges for extra guests may apply and vary depending on the property's policy.
  • A cash deposit, credit card, or debit card for incidental charges, as well as a government-issued photo ID, may be required at check-in.
  • Special requests are subject to availability at the time of check-in and can't be guaranteed. Certain requests may come with additional charges.
  • This property accepts credit cards, debit cards, and cash.

Additional information about polices, regulations, and more:

  • There are no elevators.

Frequently asked questions

What's there to do around The Grumpy Schnauzer?

This guesthouse is located in Coatbridge, close to Glasgow Fort Shopping Park, Daldowie Garden of Remembrance, and Bothwell Castle. Drumpellier Country Park is also within a driving distance of 2.2 mi.

How much does it cost to stay at The Grumpy Schnauzer?

As of Oct 12, 2026, prices found for a 1-night stay for 2 adults at The Grumpy Schnauzer on Oct 18, 2026 start from $304, including taxes and fees. This price is based on the lowest nightly price found in the last 24 hours for stays in the next 30 days. Prices are subject to change. Choose your dates for more accurate prices.

Does The Grumpy Schnauzer include a casino on the premises?

No, The Grumpy Schnauzer doesn't have a casino.

Is there an indoor pool at The Grumpy Schnauzer?

No, this guesthouse doesn't have an indoor pool; however, there are 4 hot tubs.

Does The Grumpy Schnauzer have a restaurant with a breakfast menu?

No, The Grumpy Schnauzer doesn't have a restaurant that serves breakfast.

Does The Grumpy Schnauzer allow pets to stay free of charge?

No, pets aren't allowed at The Grumpy Schnauzer.

What is the closest airport to The Grumpy Schnauzer?

The closest major airport to The Grumpy Schnauzer is Glasgow International Airport (GLA), which is 23.8 mi away (36 minutes by car). Another top airport is Edinburgh Airport (EDI), which is around 25.5 mi away.

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