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美德Merde | Entire home in Bandera, Texas

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A small building with a red roof and a porch, surrounded by trees.
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A living room with a brown leather sofa, a glass coffee table, a lamp, and a window with a view of trees.
A bedroom with a bed, a plush toy, a black leather chair, and a window.
A dining area with a table and chairs, a ceiling fan, and a kitchen area with cabinets and a sink.

Reviews

6.0 out of 10

Entire home

2 bedrooms3 bathrooms

Popular amenities

  • Kitchen
  • Washer
  • Dryer
  • Air conditioning
  • Outdoor Space
  • Parking available

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Bandera, TX
  • Place, Medina River
    ‪15 min walk‬
  • Place, Frontier Times Museum
    ‪2 min drive‬
  • Place, Bandera Beach Club Tubes, Kayaks & Shuttle
    ‪3 min drive‬

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About the neighborhood

Bandera

Within a short walk of Medina River, this vacation home is within 2 miles (3 km) of Bandera Beach Club Tubes, Kayaks & Shuttle. The vacation home includes a kitchen, a microwave, and a TV.
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What's nearby

  • Medina River - 15 min walk - 0.8 miles
  • Frontier Times Museum - 2 min drive - 1.2 miles
  • Bandera Beach Club Tubes, Kayaks & Shuttle - 3 min drive - 1.2 miles
  • Bandera City Park - 3 min drive - 1.5 miles
  • Mansfield Park - 4 min drive - 1.9 miles

Getting around

  • San Antonio International Airport (SAT) - 64 min drive

Restaurants

  • ‪Bandera Ale Project - ‬6 min drive
  • ‪SONIC Drive In - ‬18 min walk
  • ‪Burger King - ‬20 min walk
  • ‪OST Restaurant - ‬3 min drive
  • ‪The Dough Joe - ‬2 min drive

About this property

Entire place

You'll have the entire home to yourself and will only share it with other guests in your party.

美德Merde | Entire home in Bandera, Texas

Relax with the whole family at this peaceful place to stay, you be like a little house.


Relax with the whole family at this peaceful place to stay, you be like a little house
Relax with the whole family at this peaceful place to stay, you be like a little house
Relax with the whole family at this peaceful place to stay, you be like a little house
Relax with the whole family at this peaceful place to stay, you be like a little house
Relax with the whole family at this peaceful place to stay, you be like a little house
The vacation home is air-conditioned and features a kitchen and 3 bathrooms, and there's space to spread out with 2 bedrooms. Other standard amenities include a washing machine and an ironing board.

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Property amenities

Internet

  • Available in the house: WiFi

Parking and transportation

  • Wheelchair-accessible parking and van parking available

Kitchen

  • Microwave
  • Oven
  • Stovetop

Bedrooms

  • 2 bedrooms

Bathroom

  • 3 bathrooms
  • Bathtub or shower
  • Hair dryer
  • Soap
  • Toilet paper
  • Towels provided

Living spaces

  • Living room

Entertainment

  • TV

Outdoor areas

  • Barbecue grill
  • Garden
  • Porch/lanai

Laundry

  • Laundry facilities
  • Washing machine

Comfort

  • Air conditioning
  • Heating

Pets

  • No pets allowed

Suitability/Accessibility

  • If you have requests for specific accessibility needs, please contact the property using the information on the reservation confirmation received after booking.
  • 4 on-site accessible parking spaces
  • No elevator
  • Wheelchair-accessible parking
  • Wheelchair-accessible path of travel
  • Wheelchair-accessible van parking
  • Smoking not allowed

Services and conveniences

  • Iron/ironing board

Location highlights

  • In a rural location
  • Near a health/beauty spa
  • Near a lake
  • Near a river

Things to do

  • Basketball nearby
  • Fishing nearby
  • Golfing nearby
  • Hiking/biking trails nearby
  • Horseback riding nearby
  • Hunting nearby
  • Swimming nearby
  • Theme park nearby
  • Winery tours nearby

Safety features

  • No carbon monoxide detector or gas appliances (host has indicated there are no carbon monoxide detectors or gas appliances on the property)
  • Smoke detector (host has indicated there is a smoke detector on the property)
  • Fire extinguisher

General

  • Garden

Policies

Check-in

Check-in time starts at 2:00 PM

Minimum check-in age: 18

Check-out

Check-out before 12:00 PM

Special check-in instructions

You will receive an email from the host with check-in and check-out instructions

Information provided by the property may be translated using automated translation tools

Check-out instructions

The host requires you complete the following before checking out:

Gather used towels

Remove personal items and remove leftover food and drinks

Turn off the lights, lock the doors, and return the keys

Please don’t make too big of a mess

Failure to complete these may result in a negative review from the host.

Pets

  • This property doesn't allow pets

Children and extra beds

Children allowed: ages 0-17

Events

No events allowed

Smoking

Smoking is not permitted

Important information

You need to know

Extra-person charges may apply and vary depending on property policy
Government-issued photo identification and a credit card, debit card, or cash deposit may be required at check-in for incidental charges
Special requests are subject to availability upon check-in and may incur additional charges; special requests cannot be guaranteed
Onsite parties or group events are strictly prohibited
Host has indicated there are no carbon monoxide detectors or gas appliances on the property
Host has indicated there is a smoke detector on the property
Safety features at this property include a fire extinguisher
This property has outdoor spaces, such as balconies, patios, terraces which may not be suitable for children; if you have concerns, we recommend contacting the property prior to your arrival to confirm they can accommodate you in a suitable room
This property is managed through our partner, Vrbo. You will receive an email from Vrbo with a link to a Vrbo account, where you can change or cancel your reservation
  • Check-in: 2:00 PM
  • Check-out: 12:00 PM
  • Minimum check-in age: 18

We should mention

Details about charges, deposits, or other important information:

  • This property is managed by a private host, not a professional engaged in trade or business.
  • This property has outdoor spaces, such as balconies, patios, terraces which may not be suitable for children. If you have concerns, we recommend contacting the property prior to your arrival to confirm they can accommodate you in a suitable room.
  • Charges for extra guests may apply and vary depending on the property's policy.
  • A cash deposit, credit card, or debit card for incidental charges, as well as a government-issued photo ID, may be required at check-in.
  • Special requests are subject to availability at the time of check-in and can't be guaranteed. Certain requests may come with additional charges.
  • Onsite parties or group events are strictly prohibited.
  • Onsite safety features include a fire extinguisher and a smoke detector.

Additional information about polices, regulations, and more:

  • There are no elevators.

Frequently asked questions

What can I see within easy reach of this vacation home?

This vacation home is located in Bandera within a short 13-minute walk of Medina River. You'll also find Bandera Beach Club Tubes, Kayaks & Shuttle and Bandera City Park within a short drive.

How much does it cost to stay at 美德Merde | Entire home in Bandera, Texas?

As of Sep 14, 2026, prices found for a 1-night stay for 2 adults at 美德Merde | Entire home in Bandera, Texas on Sep 22, 2026 start from $322, including taxes and fees. This price is based on the lowest nightly price found in the last 24 hours for stays in the next 30 days. Prices are subject to change. Choose your dates for more accurate prices.

Is parking available on site at 美德Merde | Entire home in Bandera, Texas?

Yes, there is wheelchair-accessible van parking available.

Is this vacation home adjacent to a casino?

No, this vacation home is not connected to a casino.

Will I find an indoor pool at this vacation home?

No, there is no indoor pool at this vacation home.

Is 美德Merde | Entire home in Bandera, Texas a good place to stay for couples?

Couples staying at this vacation home will value amenities like a kitchen, a kitchen in some house, as well as a garden.

Are there hot tubs at 美德Merde | Entire home in Bandera, Texas?

No, there isn't a spa tub at this vacation home.

Does this vacation home include breakfast service?

No, this vacation home doesn't offer breakfast.

Will this vacation home allow pets to stay for free?

No, pets aren't allowed at this vacation home.

Are there connecting rooms at 美德Merde | Entire home in Bandera, Texas?

No, there aren't connecting guestrooms at this vacation home.

Are there rooms with balconies that I can book at 美德Merde | Entire home in Bandera, Texas?

Yes, every house at 美德Merde | Entire home in Bandera, Texas comes with a porch/lanai.

美德Merde | Entire home in Bandera, Texas Reviews

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6.0
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6.0/10

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Verified review

6/10 Okay

Sylvia R.

Liked: Check-in, communication, listing accuracy
This is a very cute house but could improve with lighting and adding some mirrors in the bedrooms. I would rate it higher but the neighbor dogs barked each night so we did not get the rest we had hoped for. Another reason for not rating this higher is because there is not an option for showering only a bathtub.
Stayed 2 nights in Feb 2026

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