The first thing you're greeted with is limited parking in a cluttered driveway with cars parked in various places they shouldn't be. With no options to park, you also pull to the side wherever you feel you'll be the least in the way. Walking into the lobby, the receptionist window has multiple signs notifying patrons of the same problem— the heating and cooling systems are broken. Verbatim and in all caps, three of the signs read— "UNFORTUNATELY OUR AIR CONDITIONERS AND HEATERS ARE NOT FUNCTIONING WE APOLOGIZE FOR THE INCONVENIENCE YOU MAY CONTACT THIRD PARTY FOR REFUND ONLY IF YOU CHOOSE NOT TO STAY."
Not wanting to deal with finding another hotel after finally arriving at the location, you make your way to the room after walking through a hallway where the exit door is open, letting cold air in from the rainy outdoors. You get into your room and find that there's a red stain on the wall (more crayon than blood-colored). You turn on the two bedside lamps and find that they both flicker intermittently, occasionally turning into a strobe for minutes at a time. You plug your phone into an outlet to charge only to find that a couple of the outlets don't work at all, but that's okay, because a few others do. The room is booked for two, but there's only one towel, so you'll have to decide to share it after one person showers or someone can go downstairs to request another. The water faucet runs cold water for several minutes. Looks like the heater really doesn't work. Enjoy.