The lobby had so much air freshener it was hard to breathe. The heater in the room hadn’t been turned on all year and it blew smoke and dust all over the room, the bathroom had not been cleaned or mopped in weeks. They served rotten apples, and rotten cream cheese and really bad powdered eggs, stale English muffins, and rock hard biscuits. The waffle maker was broken, the toaster was broken. The pool was closed for the winter, even though it is indoors.