This vacation home places you within a few miles (5 km) of Little Cypress Creek Preserve and Cinemark Cypress. The vacation home includes a kitchen, a patio, and a refrigerator.
Little Cypress Creek Preserve - 5 min drive - 2.6 miles
Longwood Golf Club - 7 min drive - 3.7 miles
Cinemark Cypress - 10 min drive - 3.3 miles
Northwest Forest Conference Center - 11 min drive - 5.3 miles
Houston Premium Outlets - 14 min drive - 7.4 miles
Getting around
George Bush Intercontinental Airport (IAH) - 47 min drive
Restaurants
‪Chick-fil-A - ‬6 min drive
‪Raising Cane's Chicken Fingers - ‬7 min drive
Brew:30 Taphouse
‪McDonald's - ‬7 min drive
‪Sushi Haya Ayce - ‬7 min drive
About this property
Entire place
You'll have the entire home to yourself and will only share it with other guests in your party.
Not So Basic N' Cypress, TX!
12 minutes to Premier Baseball! Welcome to Not So Basic! Located in the heart of Cypress, TX, offering over 3,350 sq. ft. of living space. This property is ideal for both a quick weekend getaway or an extended relaxing stay. Home has a hockey table, pool table, giant connect 4, as well as an indoor putting green. Accommodations include three spacious king-sized beds and two queen-sized beds, ensuring comfort for all guests.
The space Primary Bedroom
The primary bedroom is situated on the first floor and is designed to provide a warm and inviting atmosphere reminiscent of a spa. It features a luxurious King-size bed, complemented by a 75-inch television for entertainment. The room is equipped with a 70-inch ceiling fan to ensure comfort, along with an en-suite bathroom that boasts a walk-in shower, double sinks, and an indulgent 10-jet whirlpool bathtub. For added convenience, there is also a 32-inch TV in the bathroom, as well as a washer and dryer for laundry needs. The spacious walk-in closet provides ample storage space.
Upstairs Bedrooms
On the upper level, there are three oversized bedrooms, each furnished with dressers, televisions, and walk-in closets. These rooms are designed to offer comfort and privacy for guests. (Two king and two queen sized beds)
Game Room
The expansive game room features an impressive 86-inch television and an oversized sectional perfect for relaxation or gather your friends and family for a movie night! With a pull out chaise. This space includes recreational options such as a hockey table and a pool table, making it ideal for a night of fun!
Mini MARGARITAVILLE
Adding to the entertainment options is the Mini MARGARITAVILLE area, which includes a Whiskey Barrel Bar table and an indoor putting green. This unique feature enhances the overall experience by providing additional leisure activities within the home.
Guest access Parking Information
Parking is available in the driveway, accommodating up to four vehicles. Additionally, there is street parking for extra space if needed.
Private Entrance and Backyard Amenities
You will have access to your own private entrance and a backyard designed for relaxation, featuring two distinct seating areas and a gas fire pit, perfect for cozy evenings!
Indoor Facilities
Inside the home, you will find a washer and dryer located on the lower level as well as another set upstairs for your convenience.
Entertainment Options
Enjoy streaming services and other platforms are also available for you to log into your personal accounts.
Community Amenities Take advantage of the community amenities within walking distance, which include two lakes suitable for catch-and-release fishing, jogging trails, playgrounds, tennis courts, and basketball courts.
Other things to note I try my best to accommodate an earlier check-in for each guest if available. If the house is ready BEFORE 4 PM you will receive a MESSAGE notifying you of an earlier check in time. If not, Check-in is AFTER 4 PM.
Pay it forward: If you are planning to CHECK-OUT EARLY please lmk so the next guest has the opportunity to check in early.
***NO ANIMALS ALLOWED!*** If rules are broken, your reservation will be cancelled immediately, you will need to vacate the property and no refund will be given.
We hate Fees and I'm sure you do too. So, therefore we don't charge a cleaning fee! Just ask you to simply wash dishes that were used, take out trash, put toys back in their appropriate place, clean grill if used and have a safe trip back! We will do the rest ;)
***WARNING*** NO MARIJUANA SMOKING ALLOWED ANYWHERE ON PROPERTY. Cigarettes/vaping allowed OUTSIDE ONLY. If rules are broken an officer will be called, your reservation will be cancelled immediately you will need to vacate the property and no refund will be given.
***There are Security Surveillance Cameras located outside the home.*** (MAX 10 GUESTS ALLOWED ON PROPERTY at any given time!)
***NO PARTIES OR GATHERINGS ALLOWED unless you paid the for the "Private Party Package"!
The vacation home is air-conditioned and features a kitchen, 2.5 bathrooms, and a patio, and there's space to spread out with 4 bedrooms. Guests can enjoy a TV and stay connected with free WiFi. The bathroom offers a jetted tub and hair dryers. Other standard amenities include a washing machine, a coffee maker, and an ironing board.
If you have requests for specific accessibility needs, please contact the property using the information on the reservation confirmation received after booking.
Upper floors accessible by stairs only
Smoking not allowed
Services and conveniences
Iron/ironing board
Things to do
Arcade/game room
Billiards/pool table
Safety features
Carbon monoxide detector (host has indicated there is a carbon monoxide detector on the property)
Smoke detector (host has indicated there is a smoke detector on the property)
Policies
Check-in
Check-in time starts at 4:00 PM
Minimum check-in age: 21
Check-out
Check-out before 11:00 AM
Special check-in instructions
You will receive an email from the host with check-in and check-out instructions
Information provided by the property may be translated using automated translation tools
Pets
This property doesn't allow pets
Children and extra beds
Children allowed: ages 0-17
Events
No events allowed
Smoking
Smoking is not permitted
Important information
You need to know
Extra-person charges may apply and vary depending on property policy
Government-issued photo identification and a credit card, debit card, or cash deposit may be required at check-in for incidental charges
Special requests are subject to availability upon check-in and may incur additional charges; special requests cannot be guaranteed
Onsite parties or group events are strictly prohibited
Host has indicated there is a carbon monoxide detector on the property
Host has indicated there is a smoke detector on the property
This property has outdoor spaces, such as balconies, patios, terraces which may not be suitable for children; if you have concerns, we recommend contacting the property prior to your arrival to confirm they can accommodate you in a suitable room
This property is managed through our partner, Vrbo. You will receive an email from Vrbo with a link to a Vrbo account, where you can change or cancel your reservation
Check-in: 4:00 PM
Check-out: 11:00 AM
Minimum check-in age: 21
We should mention
Details about charges, deposits, or other important information:
This property is managed by a private host, not a professional engaged in trade or business.
This property has outdoor spaces, such as balconies, patios, terraces which may not be suitable for children. If you have concerns, we recommend contacting the property prior to your arrival to confirm they can accommodate you in a suitable room.
Charges for extra guests may apply and vary depending on the property's policy.
A cash deposit, credit card, or debit card for incidental charges, as well as a government-issued photo ID, may be required at check-in.
Special requests are subject to availability at the time of check-in and can't be guaranteed. Certain requests may come with additional charges.
Onsite parties or group events are strictly prohibited.
Onsite safety features include a carbon monoxide detector and a smoke detector.
Additional information about polices, regulations, and more:
There are no elevators.
Frequently asked questions
What's there to do within easy reach of this vacation home?
This vacation home is located in Cypress, close to Houston Premium Outlets, Dyess Park, and Berry Center. You'll also find Cinemark Cypress and Cypress Top Historic Park within a short drive.
How much does it cost to stay at Not So Basic N' Cypress, TX!?
As of Aug 21, 2026, prices found for a 1-night stay for 2 adults at Not So Basic N' Cypress, TX! on Aug 24, 2026 start from $377, including taxes and fees. This price is based on the lowest nightly price found in the last 24 hours for stays in the next 30 days. Prices are subject to change. Choose your dates for more accurate prices.
Is there parking available at Not So Basic N' Cypress, TX!?
No, this vacation home doesn't offer parking.
Is this vacation home adjacent to a casino?
No, this vacation home is not connected to a casino.
Will I find an indoor pool at this vacation home?
No, there is no indoor pool at this vacation home.
What amenities will couples enjoy at Not So Basic N' Cypress, TX!?
Couples staying at this vacation home will appreciate amenities like a jetted bathtub and a kitchen as well as a firepit.
Are there hot tubs at Not So Basic N' Cypress, TX!?
No, but this vacation home offers jetted bathtubs in all house.
Does this vacation home provide breakfast?
No, this vacation home doesn't offer breakfast.
Will this vacation home allow pets to stay free of charge?
No, pets aren't allowed at this vacation home.
Are there connecting rooms at Not So Basic N' Cypress, TX!?
No, this vacation home doesn't feature connecting guestrooms.
How far is the airport from this vacation home?
The closest major airport to this vacation home is George Bush Intercontinental Airport (IAH), which is 29 mi away (47 minutes by car).
Are there rooms with balconies at Not So Basic N' Cypress, TX!?
Yes, every house at Not So Basic N' Cypress, TX! comes with a patio.
Not So Basic N' Cypress, TX! Reviews
Reviews
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Magen was a great host. The home was immaculate and had everything you could possibly need. Our grandkids stopped by for a few hours. They loved playing with the shuffleboard, toys, and games. My oldest grandson was glued to the big screen TV! If I could give 10/10 stars I would! We will be coming back to stay here on our next vacation.