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Retro Home - HotTub, FirePit with Movie Screen, Pool, Game Room, Theater, More

Vacation home in Cibolo with fireplace and jetted bathtub

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Property grounds
TV, fireplace
Bar (on property)
Interior
Interior

Reviews

10 out of 10
Exceptional

Entire home

4 bedrooms3 bathrooms

Popular amenities

  • Pool
  • Hot tub
  • Washer
  • Dryer
  • Air conditioning
  • Parking available

Explore the area

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Cibolo, TX
  • Place, Cibolo Creek - Schertz Trailhead
    ‪6 min drive‬
  • Place, Randolph Air Force Base
    ‪6 min drive‬
  • Place, Joint Base San Antonio
    ‪6 min drive‬
  • Airport, San Antonio, TX (SAT-San Antonio Intl.)
    ‪25 min drive‬

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About the neighborhood

Cibolo

This vacation home places you within a few miles (5 km) of Schertz Dog Park and Red River. The vacation home includes a fireplace, a microwave, and a TV.
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What's nearby

  • Schertz Dog Park - 5 min drive - 1.9 miles
  • Cibolo Creek - Schertz Trailhead - 6 min drive - 2.8 miles
  • Randolph Air Force Base - 6 min drive - 3.1 miles
  • Joint Base San Antonio - 6 min drive - 3.1 miles
  • Cibolo Creek - Veterans Park Trailhead - 6 min drive - 3.1 miles

Getting around

  • San Antonio Station - 28 min drive
  • San Antonio International Airport (SAT) - 31 min drive

Restaurants

  • ‪Slim Chickens - ‬4 min drive
  • ‪Chick-fil-A - ‬19 min walk
  • ‪Whataburger - ‬3 min drive
  • ‪Dairy Queen - ‬5 min drive
  • ‪Starbucks - ‬4 min drive

About this property

Entire place

You'll have the entire home to yourself and will only share it with other guests in your party.

Retro Home - HotTub, FirePit with Movie Screen, Pool, Game Room, Theater, More

Retro-themed home with Hot Tub, Firepit with Outdoor Movie Setup, Pool, Game Room & More!

Play Pac-Man, Skee-Ball & foosball in A/C game room, soak in the cowboy pool, or relax under string lights by firepit. Retro-themed rooms, stocked kitchen, fast Wi-Fi & TVs in bedrooms.

Perfect for family trips, reunions, birthdays & bachelorettes—small gatherings welcome (no loud parties). Kid-friendly | Retro movie nights!

Book fast for ultimate comfort & vibes!

It is your colorful 2-story getaway between San Antonio and New Braunfels—designed with love and built for fun! Perfect for families, groups, and small celebrations (like baby showers, bachelorettes, or birthdays), this Insta-worthy 4BR home sleeps up to 12 guests and is packed with personality.

What You’ll Love
Themed Bedrooms: From ‘70s to ‘90s, each room bursts with retro style—lava lamps, bold murals, and nostalgia everywhere. King & Queen bedrooms have smart TVs.

Game Room + Theater: A/C game room with Pac-Man, foosball, Skee-Ball, 75” smart TV, and your own movie projector—plus popcorn machine and outdoor movie setup!

Howdy Diner + Coffee Nook: Eat in style at the retro diner or sip lattes at the Friends-inspired nook (with bonus foosball).

Cowboy Pool + Backyard Vibes: Chill in the cowboy pool, grill under the pergola, kick back by the firepit, and snap pics by the mural wall. Patio games and string lights = perfect evening.

Kid-Friendly Fun: Simba & Nintendo-themed kids’ room, toys, books, and family-focused touches throughout.

Fully Stocked Kitchen + Bar: Air fryer, baking gear, spices, plus mixology books and a mini-bar setup in the game room.

Disco-Ready Details: Yes, we have a disco ball—just flip it on and vibe while watching a movie or playing games.

Unbeatable Location (10–30 mins from everything)
Comal River – 24 min (floating fun!)
San Antonio River Walk – 30 min
Natural Bridge Caverns – 23 min
Schlitterbahn Waterpark – 26 min
Six Flags & Canyon Lake – 30 min
Austin – Just 1 hour away!

Local Dining Faves
Garcia’s Mexican – 8 min
Kindling Texas Kitchen – 10 min
Harmon’s BBQ – 12 min

Pro Tip: We Book Fast
Whether you're floating rivers, exploring caves, or hosting a small gathering, Funky Casita is where memories are made. Grab your dates now before they’re gone!
The vacation home is air-conditioned and features 2.5 bathrooms and space to spread out with 4 bedrooms. The bathroom offers a jetted tub and hair dryers. Other standard amenities include a washing machine, a fireplace, and a microwave.

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Property amenities

Pool/Spa

  • Hot tub
  • Pool

Internet

  • Available in the house: WiFi

Parking and transportation

  • Parking on site

Food and drink

  • Dishwasher
  • Microwave
  • Oven
  • Stovetop

Bedrooms

  • 4 bedrooms
  • Bedsheets provided

Bathroom

  • 2.5 bathrooms
  • Bathtub or shower
  • Hair dryer
  • Jetted bathtub
  • Shower
  • Soap
  • Toilet paper
  • Towels provided

Living spaces

  • Fireplace

Entertainment

  • TV

Outdoor areas

  • Barbecue grill

Laundry

  • Laundry facilities
  • Washing machine

Comfort

  • Air conditioning
  • Heating

Pets

  • No pets allowed

Suitability/Accessibility

  • Smoking not allowed

Services and conveniences

  • Iron/ironing board

Safety features

  • Carbon monoxide detector (host has indicated there is a carbon monoxide detector on the property)
  • Smoke detector (host has indicated there is a smoke detector on the property)

Policies

Check-in

Check-in time starts at 3:00 PM
Minimum check-in age: 18

Check-out

Check-out before 10:00 AM

Special check-in instructions

You will receive an email from the host with check-in and check-out instructions
Information provided by the property may be translated using automated translation tools

Check-out instructions

The host requires you complete the following before checking out:
Load and start the dishwasher
Strip any used beds and gather used towels
Remove personal items, remove leftover food and drinks, and take out the trash
Turn off the lights and lock the doors
Failure to complete these may result in a negative review from the host.

Pets

  • This property doesn't allow pets

Children and extra beds

Children allowed: ages 0-17

Events

Events allowed: family gatherings and birthday parties

Smoking

Smoking is not permitted

Important information

You need to know

Extra-person charges may apply and vary depending on property policy
Government-issued photo identification and a credit card, debit card, or cash deposit may be required at check-in for incidental charges
Special requests are subject to availability upon check-in and may incur additional charges; special requests cannot be guaranteed
Parties and events (including family gatherings and birthday parties) are allowed on site; maximum attendees: 20
Host has indicated there is a carbon monoxide detector on the property
Host has indicated there is a smoke detector on the property
This property is managed through our partner, Vrbo. You will receive an email from Vrbo with a link to a Vrbo account, where you can change or cancel your reservation
  • Check-in: 3:00 PM
  • Check-out: 10:00 AM
  • Minimum check-in age: 18
Property Registration Number not applicable

We should mention

Details about charges, deposits, or other important information:

  • This property is managed by a professional host. The provision of housing is linked to their trade, business, or profession.
  • Charges for extra guests may apply and vary depending on the property's policy.
  • A cash deposit, credit card, or debit card for incidental charges, as well as a government-issued photo ID, may be required at check-in.
  • Special requests are subject to availability at the time of check-in and can't be guaranteed. Certain requests may come with additional charges.
  • Parties and events (including family gatherings and birthday parties) are allowed on site. Maximum attendees: 20.
  • Onsite safety features include a carbon monoxide detector and a smoke detector.

Frequently asked questions

What's there to do close to this vacation home?

This vacation home is located in Cibolo, close to Cibolo Creek - Veterans Park Trailhead, Cibolo Creek - Schertz Trailhead, and Olympia Hills Golf Course. You'll also find Joint Base San Antonio and Red River within a short drive.

Will I be able to park at this vacation home?

No, this vacation home doesn't offer parking.

Is this vacation home next to a casino?

No, this vacation home is not connected to a casino.

Is there an indoor pool at this vacation home?

No, this vacation home doesn't have an indoor pool; however, there is a hot tub.

Is Retro Home - HotTub, FirePit with Movie Screen, Pool, Game Room, Theater, More good for couples?

Couples will appreciate amenities at this vacation home, including a fireplace and a jetted bathtub in each accommodation and fireplaces in some.

Does Retro Home - HotTub, FirePit with Movie Screen, Pool, Game Room, Theater, More have a hot tub?

Yes, this vacation home has a spa tub.

Does this vacation home include breakfast service?

No, this vacation home doesn't offer breakfast.

Does this vacation home allow pets to stay for free?

No, pets aren't allowed at this vacation home.

Are there connecting rooms at this vacation home?

No, this vacation home doesn't feature connecting guestrooms.

What is the closest airport to this vacation home?

The closest major airport to this vacation home is San Antonio International Airport (SAT), which is 19 mi away (31 minutes by car).

Can I book a room with a balcony at Retro Home - HotTub, FirePit with Movie Screen, Pool, Game Room, Theater, More?

No, there aren't any accommodations with balconies at Retro Home - HotTub, FirePit with Movie Screen, Pool, Game Room, Theater, More.

Retro Home - HotTub, FirePit with Movie Screen, Pool, Game Room, Theater, More Reviews

Reviews

10

Exceptional

Rating 10 - Excellent. 1 out of 1 reviews
Rating 8 - Good. 0 out of 1 reviews
Rating 6 - Okay. 0 out of 1 reviews
Rating 4 - Poor. 0 out of 1 reviews
Rating 2 - Terrible. 0 out of 1 reviews

10/10

Cleanliness

Reviews

10/10 Excellent

Tiffany C.

Liked: Cleanliness
We loved our stay at the Funky Casita! The place was exactly as pictured, an eclectic oasis and a true hidden gem in a quiet neighborhood. Shweta was a gracious host and very accommodating to our family’s requests. Everyone loved the funky retro theme and was genuinely excited to spend our time here.
Stayed 2 nights in Jan 2026