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The Retreat- Family Funhouse w/Waterfront Access!

Lakefront cottage in Highlands with kitchen

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Fridge, microwave, oven, stovetop
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Dining
Interior
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Reviews

7.8 out of 10
Good

Entire home

3 bedrooms2 bathroomsSleeps 81600 sq ft

Popular amenities

  • Parking available
  • Pet friendly
  • Barbecue grill
  • Kitchen
  • Outdoor Space
  • Air conditioning

Explore the area

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Highlands, TX
  • Place, Port of Houston
    ‪16 min drive‬
  • Place, Xtreme Off Road Park
    ‪16 min drive‬
  • Place, San Jacinto Monument
    ‪20 min drive‬
  • Airport, Houston, TX (IAH-George Bush Intercontinental)
    ‪47 min drive‬

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About the neighborhood

Highlands

This cottage is located within a 15-minute drive of Lynchburg Ferry and Baytown Nature Center. The cottage includes a kitchen, a fenced private yard, and a refrigerator.
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What's nearby

  • Port of Houston - 16 min drive - 9.0 miles
  • Xtreme Off Road Park - 16 min drive - 8.8 miles
  • Pirates Bay Water Park - 18 min drive - 10.8 miles
  • Battleship Texas - 19 min drive - 7.8 miles
  • San Jacinto Monument - 20 min drive - 8.5 miles

Getting around

  • Houston Station - 30 min drive
  • Houston, TX (EFD-Ellington Field) - 34 min drive

Restaurants

  • ‪Love's Travel Stop - ‬9 min drive
  • ‪Backdraft Bar-be-Que - ‬4 min drive
  • ‪Carla's Snak shak - ‬4 min drive
  • ‪Village Pizza & Seafood - ‬4 min drive
  • ‪Sonic Drive-In - ‬4 min drive

About this property

Entire place

You'll have the entire home to yourself and will only share it with other guests in your party.

The Retreat- Family Funhouse w/Waterfront Access!

The Retreat is the most modern and luxurious addition to the Red Ear River Park family. An artisanally crafted cottage awaits you within the fully gated privacy fence. Grill out and take in nature like never before. Just a short walk(2 min)down our private road brings you to the waterfront to enjoy a stunning sunset and fising on the pier. This home is perfect for a weekend getaway or just getting away from city life. Tranquility and relaxation await, all within 20 minutes of downtown Houston!

The Retreat is crafted to be an adventure away from the big city. Play ping pong with your family and friends, enjoy an old school arcade matchup, enjoy the card games, grill out, or simply walk down to waterfront and enjoy time on the fishing pier. The choice is yours on how to enjoy when you set your bags down at our beautiful vacation home!
The cottage is air-conditioned and features a kitchen and 2 bathrooms, and there's space to spread out with 3 bedrooms. Guests can enjoy a Smart TV and stay connected with free WiFi. Other standard amenities include a fenced private yard, a coffee maker, and an ironing board. Housekeeping is available on request.

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Property amenities

Internet

  • Available in the cottage: Free WiFi

Parking and transportation

  • Parking on site

Kitchen

  • Blender
  • Coffee/tea maker
  • Cookware, dishware, and utensils
  • Kitchen island
  • Microwave
  • Oven
  • Refrigerator
  • Stovetop
  • Toaster

Dining

  • Dining table

Bedrooms

  • 3 bedrooms
  • Bedsheets provided

Bathroom

  • 2 bathrooms
  • Bathtub or shower
  • Hair dryer
  • Shower
  • Soap
  • Toilet paper
  • Towels provided

Living spaces

  • Dining table

Entertainment

  • Smart TV

Outdoor areas

  • Barbecue grill
  • Fenced yard
  • Firepit
  • Garden
  • Porch/lanai

Work spaces

  • Desk
  • Desk chair

Comfort

  • Air conditioning
  • Heating

Pets

  • Pet friendly
  • 2 pets total

Suitability/Accessibility

  • Smoking not allowed

Services and conveniences

  • Housekeeping (on request)
  • Iron/ironing board

Location highlights

  • On a lake
  • On a river
  • On the waterfront

Things to do

  • Arcade/game room

Safety features

  • Carbon monoxide detector not reported (host has not indicated whether there is a carbon monoxide detector on the property; consider bringing a portable detector)
  • Smoke detector not reported (host has not indicated whether there is a smoke detector on the property)

General

  • Garden
  • Housekeeping (on request)
  • Unit size: 1,600 square feet

Policies

Check-in

Check-in time starts at 4:00 PM
Contactless check-in available

Check-out

Check-out before 11:00 AM

Special check-in instructions

You will receive an email from the host with check-in and check-out instructions

Pets

  • This property welcomes pets
  • 2 total pets
  • Service animals exempt from fees
  • Note from host: Pets are permitted on a case by case basis.

Children and extra beds

Children allowed: ages 0-17

Events

No events allowed

Smoking

Smoking is not permitted

Important information

You need to know

Extra-person charges may apply and vary depending on property policy
Government-issued photo identification and a credit card, debit card, or cash deposit may be required at check-in for incidental charges
Special requests are subject to availability upon check-in and may incur additional charges; special requests cannot be guaranteed
Onsite parties or group events are strictly prohibited
Host has not indicated whether there is a carbon monoxide detector on the property; consider bringing a portable detector with you on the trip
Host has not indicated whether there is a smoke detector on the property
This property is managed through our partner, Vrbo. You will receive an email from Vrbo with a link to a Vrbo account, where you can change or cancel your reservation
  • Check-in: 4:00 PM
  • Check-out: 11:00 AM

We should mention

Details about charges, deposits, or other important information:

  • This property is managed by a professional host. The provision of housing is linked to their trade, business, or profession.
  • Charges for extra guests may apply and vary depending on the property's policy.
  • A cash deposit, credit card, or debit card for incidental charges, as well as a government-issued photo ID, may be required at check-in.
  • Special requests are subject to availability at the time of check-in and can't be guaranteed. Certain requests may come with additional charges.
  • Onsite parties or group events are strictly prohibited.

Frequently asked questions

What's there to see near this cottage?

This cottage is located in Highlands, close to Port of Houston, Xtreme Off Road Park, and Battleship Texas. You'll also find San Jacinto Monument and Baytown Nature Center nearby.

Is parking available on site at this cottage?

No, this cottage doesn't offer parking.

Is this cottage associated with a casino?

No, this cottage is not connected to a casino.

Is there an indoor pool at this cottage?

No, there is no indoor pool at this cottage.

What do couples enjoy most about The Retreat- Family Funhouse w/Waterfront Access!?

Amenities that appeal to couples at this lakeside cottage include a kitchen and a smart TV along with a garden.

Are there hot tubs at The Retreat- Family Funhouse w/Waterfront Access!?

No, this cottage doesn't have a spa tub.

Does this cottage include breakfast service?

No, this cottage doesn't offer breakfast.

Does this cottage allow pets to stay free of charge?

Although pets can't stay for free, they are welcome at this cottage.

Are there connecting rooms at this cottage?

No, this cottage doesn't feature connecting guestrooms.

How far is the airport from this cottage?

The closest major airport to this cottage is Houston, TX (EFD-Ellington Field), which is 23.5 mi away (34 minutes by car). Another top airport is Houston William Hobby Airport (HOU), which is located 24.8 mi away (34-minute drive).

Can I book a room with a balcony at The Retreat- Family Funhouse w/Waterfront Access!?

Yes, every accommodation at The Retreat- Family Funhouse w/Waterfront Access! comes with a porch.

Reviews

The Retreat- Family Funhouse w/Waterfront Access! Reviews

7.8

Good

8.6/10

Cleanliness
Rating 10 - Excellent. 3 out of 8 reviews
Rating 8 - Good. 3 out of 8 reviews
Rating 6 - Okay. 1 out of 8 reviews
Rating 4 - Poor. 0 out of 8 reviews
Rating 2 - Terrible. 1 out of 8 reviews

Reviews

2/10 Terrible

Lashunna R.

Disliked: Cleanliness

DON'T DO IT!!!

Check in was easy. Description wasn't completely accurate. No firepit, couch broken, refrigerator smelled like fish, place had roaches. After I complained I was asked to leave 1145 pm
Stayed 3 nights in Apr 2025

6/10 Okay

Michelle O.

Liked: Cleanliness

Fell short of expectations

Air conditioning was amazing and kept up well with an extremely hot Texas week. Game tables were very fun and appliances worked well. The house met our basic needs. Host was very responsive when a bed was missing. Room for (sometimes major) improvements: -Had to ask for access to house even after check in time. Thankfully, host responded within 15 minutes. -The flooring is coming up in multiple places. Really pretty dangerous. -While house sleeps 8, there are not enough place settings or tableware for 8. This presented a challenge for us, as well as not having any area available for 8 people to sit comfortably together (to eat or in a common area). No blender as mentioned (we did not need but definitely missing from the listed appliances in the description). -The house description was misleading…while there was access to waterfront technically, there was no real ability to swim or use without bringing your own boat or kayak, etc.. Additionally the advertised pier was incredibly dilapidated. Extremely unsafe to try to walk on. I would not call the house “luxurious”. -We would definitely recommend adding space to hang towels after bathing, especially with no washer or dryer available.
Stayed 6 nights in Jun 2024

10/10 Excellent

Michael K.

Liked: Cleanliness

Loved it

Couldn’t ask for more, beautiful property.
Stayed 2 nights in Jan 2024

10/10 Excellent

Susan S., Corona, CA

Liked: Cleanliness

Highland Retreat

It was nice and served us well
Stayed 4 nights in Nov 2023

8/10 Good

Natekia V.

Liked: Cleanliness

Houston girls trip

The property was a nice place but the mosquitoes on the outside of the property attacked us every time we went outside. Even in the daylight. The wifi was not available at all. Other than that the stay was nice.
Stayed 3 nights in Oct 2023

8/10 Good

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Liked: Cleanliness

Comfortable stay

Nice place !! The shower was awesome !!
Stayed 3 nights in Nov 2022

8/10 Good

Thomas S.

Liked: Cleanliness

Quaint Home w/ everything Needed for Family Fun

Aside from several issues with the lockbox entry key (auto), our stay was very Nice. The property has been renovated very well, the rooms were cool and the bathrooms were super nice, especially Master Shower. Additionally the kitchen and living areas were perfect for family game/movie nights. The property is fenced in, which gives great privacy and helps with feeling safe. We didn’t utilize the water front access but would recommend doing so, we did take a look and it seems like great place to fish. Overall Good stay and would consider returning for any family trips to the area, short drive to Kemah and not far from downtown Houston.
Stayed 3 nights in Oct 2022

10/10 Excellent

Mary O.

Liked: Cleanliness

Beautiful Home

Beautiful and nicely appointed home exactly as pictured. Very spacious, was more than enough room for us. Conveniently located close to the highway and just 20-30inutes to Houston. Alexandra was very hospitable and a great communicator. We had a snafu with using the keyless entry (that was on us! 😩) but she graciously gave us a key.
Stayed 4 nights in Aug 2022