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1. Bayahibe, Dominican Republic<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n

Thanks, but no thanks.<\/p>\n

\"Bayahibe<\/a><\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

2. Nosy Komba, Madagascar<\/strong><\/p>\n

Wouldn’t even be caught dead here.<\/p>\n

\"Madagascar<\/a><\/p>\n

Related: These secluded Florida beaches are a little slice of heaven<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n

3. Oahu Island, Hawaii<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n

Umm no. Just no.<\/p>\n

\"oahu<\/a><\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

4. Nice, France<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n

LOL…no.<\/p>\n

\"French<\/a><\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

5. Cabo San Lucas, Mexico<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n

This is literally your worst nightmare.<\/p>\n

\"Cabo<\/a><\/p>\n

Related: Get your drink on at these tropical tiki bars<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n

6. Big Sur, California<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n

WTF is this? No.<\/p>\n

\"big<\/a><\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

7. Gold Coast, Queensland, Australia<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n

You’d probably just rather not.<\/p>\n

\"gold<\/a><\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

8. Jekyll Island, Georgia<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n

How could anyone stand this?<\/p>\n

\"Jekyll<\/a><\/p>\n

Related: See the Caribbean’s most romantic resorts<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n

9. Pranang Beach, Krabi, Thailand<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n

Clearly, this is a miserable, miserable place.<\/p>\n

\"pranang<\/a><\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

10. Santa Cruz, California<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n

Okay, this is starting to get awkward. Nope, nope, nope.<\/p>\n

\"santa<\/a><\/p>\n

Related: These Tel Aviv beaches will blow you away<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n

11. Bocas del Toro, Panama<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n

Never in a million years.<\/p>\n

\"panama<\/a><\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

Oh, so you might be interested? Say no more and book here!<\/a><\/p>\n

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