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By E.C. Gladstone<\/em><\/p>\n

Call them \u201cExotic Revues,\u201d call them tournaments of titilation, call them what you will, the fact is, showgirls in various states of undress (mostly on top) are a tradition at Las Vegas hotels<\/a><\/strong>. They\u2019re not all built the same. The dancers? No, no, I\u2019m talking aboutthe shows themselves. Some are in huge theatres, others small and intimate. Some are raw and edgy, others classic and mannered. Every one features gorgeous and gamine gals. It was a tough task, but here they are, in order of one man\u2019s appreciation\u2026<\/p>\n

\"Hotels\"<\/a> 1. Crazy Horse of Paris, MGM Grand<\/a> <\/strong><\/p>\n

Imported exclusively from Paris (with one new American addition), Crazy Horse presents a dozen model-like women in anshadow-box cabaret of creatively lit, comedic, and tantalizing tableaus. The girls here are as close to fully nude as rules allow, and there\u2019s not a flaw among them. The pop\u2019n\u2019lock interim dancers also get some of the most deserved applause of the evening, Crazy Horse gives all patrons a nice color photo program and offers exclusive cocktails, though the intimate room has some tricky sight lines — here, the top tier might actually be the best seats. Best of the revues for a date, too.<\/p>\n

2. Jubilee! Bally\u2019s<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n

If a pretty girl is like a melody, Jubilee is an iPod nano on auto-repeat. The late Donn Arden\u2019s legendary show, one of the longest running on the Strip (16,000 + performances since 1981), is also the largest. Looking for the classic Vegas showgirls in sparkling costumes and headdresses<\/strong>. They\u2019re here, in such a large quantity that it\u2019s hard not to get whiplash enjoying them all. The Samson and Delilah sequence (with men in similarly revealing display) and showgirl finale remain wonders of female fantasy, though the lengthy (clothed!) Titanic tribute seriously needs replacing. Gaucho drummers and an interim juggler are impressive. For families, they offer one weekly non-topless show, 7:30 p.m. Saturdays.<\/p>\n

3. Bite, Stratosphere<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n

The only show with a real storyline — following a master vampire and his coven of six lusty beauties — Bite is an unconventional topless show for the post-MTV generation, offering everything from video \u201cfly girl\u201d dancing to elegant topless ballet<\/strong>, with a soundtrack of classic rock (chosen for double entendres), interim acts incorporated intothe story and video screens that freeze close-ups of the action. Not that you\u2019ll need \u2018em: the girls go into the audience several times, and even come out after the show to take free photos with you!<\/p>\n

\"Las-vegas-hotels-1\"<\/a> 4. Fantasy, Luxor<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n

Presented in a no-bad-seat small amphitheatre, with a something-for-everyone rotating cast of 12 knockouts, Fantasy — from TV producer Anita Mann and choreographer Cris Judd — features live singer Stephanie Jordan accompanying the girls with a variety of covers (\u201cRoxanne\u201d) and originals as they cavort together or execute music video routines. Talented impersonator Sean Cooper breaks the tension with some light moments.<\/p>\n

5. X Burlesque, Flamingo<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n

Probably the edgiest show in the smallest theatre, X Burlesque features six (or is it eight?) girls dancing to a relentless series of rock and hip hop cuts (everything from Guns N Roses to M.I.A.) in every possible combination and almost every imaginable sexy scenario. It\u2019s sure to raise temperatures — though it might also kill a few brain cells.<\/p>\n

6. Crazy Girls, Riviera<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n

Now celebrating it\u2019s 21st year on the Strip, the once radical Crazy Girls is now iconic — the only topless show with a bronze statue, of the original girls\u2019 backsides! Essentially an Americanized version of the Parisian Crazy Horse format, CG offers a seven girl cast performing with poles, a rotating bed, the audience, and even a large stuffed male member — accompanied by everything from Eartha Kitt to Led Zeppelin. At times seductive, silly, high energy or intense, CG could still use an infusion of new ideas.<\/p>\n

7. Folies Bergere, Tropicana<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n

The Folies is the longest continually running stage show not just in Vegas, but in all the U.S. Thankfully, none of the female cast are that old — but much of the show\u2019s production values are far from cutting edge, which might explain it\u2019s imminent closing at the end of March 2009<\/strong>. The cast acquits itself with sparing toplessness, in nearly every manner of production and ballroom dancing (and there\u2019s a fair amount of men\u2019s shirts off too, ladies). For history\u2019s sake, you might want to check it out before it\u2019s gone. Mid-week matinees are fully clothed, for family audiences.<\/p>\n

Continuing the tradition of tease in more convivial confines, you may also want to check out the lingerie-clad lovelies at these Las Vegas hotels<\/a>: Pussycat Dolls Lounge<\/strong>, Caesars Palace<\/a><\/strong> (you never know when a celeb might take the stage), Ivan Kane\u2019s Forty Deuce<\/strong> (Mandalay Bay<\/a><\/strong>), Cathouse<\/strong> (Luxor<\/strong>) and even Gold Diggers <\/strong>(Golden Nugget<\/a><\/strong>). And keep your eyes peeled for Peepshow<\/strong> at Planet Hollywood<\/a><\/strong>, with Spice Girl Mel B and Kelly Monaco — coming in April.<\/p>\n

Insider Tip<\/strong>: Jubilee! offers a look behind the scenes of the show several mornings a week — even more impressive after you\u2019ve seen a performance.<\/p>\n

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