Hedonism II Adults Only All Inclusive

Hedo 2 was the worst expierience ever for me.The hotel room was awful small ants crawling around and mismatched tiles in the bathroom.

I WAS TOTALLY SHOCKED TO FIND VERY FEW GUESTS AND VERY FEW AMENITIES.

I would not recommend this hotel to young singles. Rooms were small and outdated with twin beds and would not even think about sitting in the dirty bathtub. Food was not very good at all, they were not fresh nor creative with their dishes. Service was fair but did not offer beach or poolside drink service that has been enjoyable at other all inclusive resorts. Check-in process lasted about 40mins. Over all I do not recommend.

Will never go back

Our room was probably the worst room on the resort so as long as you don't get 1160 you'd probably good. List of issues. A/C had an on/off not a thermostat like all teh opther rooms. Phone didn't work at all (even after numberous complaints no one fixed it) the dresser drawers were so badly stuck we couldn't get into to two of them. the remote didn't work half the time. The sink was stopped up and barely drained. Hot water took 10 miinutes to start. The room was Next to the road so all you heard where idoits blasting music all night past you. (thank god we past out drunk every night) and when there was no traffic where was a seated guard right behind our wall and they woudl talk all night. Since we we're ever in our room much except to screw.. it really wasn't that big a deal. But i could see if your bothered by those things i would be. The food was exceptional. teh resort was beaufiful but full of old naked people 40+ My girl is 25 and she found it uncomfortable until a few photo shoot clubs came in and they were around her age. we were there 10 days and went off the resort 5 of them. I'd suggest the Zip lining in ocho rios and the YS falls if you don't mind being 6 hours on a bus. (total, black water/YS/rum factory tour) Bring a mug to drink with and thats about it :)

This was definitely not what I expected. From the time I entered my room, my expectations were drastically let down. The paint was peeling, there was no remote control for the 1990's style box tv, no refrigerator, and to top that off, NO HOT WATER. Maybe I was expecting so much because I stayed at Iberostar Grand for much less two months prior, but this was unbelieveable. When I went to the front desk to inform them of the problems with the room, I was aggitated and just wanted to eat. When I get to the buffet, there was no food! Needless to say, I asked for a refund and checked out the next day. Maybe I was just that unlucky and I hope your stay is better than mine was. Thats tuff not to happen.

Male staff friendly. Female staff rude. Rooms trashy, outdated, and uncomfortable. Guests need to take a time machine back to the days of 70s key parties and fish bowl shoes because they'd fit in perfect along with this tacky outdated hotel. Will not go back.

THINGS TO DO WAS LIMTED.tHE ENTERTAINMENT SEEM TO GRAVITATE TOWARD THE WHITE COUPLES.THE TWO FEMALE ENTERTAINERS DID NOT ASKED ME AND ANOTHER BLACK COUPLE IF WE WOULD LIKE TO DANCE IN FACT WALKED PASS US AND WENT TO THE WHITE COUPLE BEHIND THE BLACK COUPLE.WHICH THE BLACK GUY COMMENT TO ME "GIRL JUST WENT PASS ME". I WAS AT THE BEACHSIDE GRILL ORDER A CHEESEBURGER THE PERSON HAD MY MEAT ON THE GRILL ALMOST DONE AND A WHITE COUPLE ORDER A HAM OR TURKEY & CHEESE AND A SIDE DISH.HE STOP PAYING ATTENTION TO MY CHEESEBURGER FIXED THEIR SANDWICH,WALKED IT OVER TO THEM THEN WENT BACK AND FINISHED MY SANDWICH WHICH THE BREAD HAD BEEN BURNED.HE DID NOT WALK IT OVER TO ME HE CALLED ME OVER TO PICK IT UP.ON CHECKING OUT NO CAME TO GET MY BAG.ALSO WHEN IT CAME TIME TO PUT THE BAGS IN THE SHUTTLE THE GUY LOADING ASKED ME TO GRAB MY BAG WHILE HE LOADED THE OTHER BAGS.IF THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE NO TIPPING WHY IS THE SHUTTLE DRIVER TO THE AIRPORT(NOT THE ONE FROM THE AIRPORT) ASKING FOR TIPS

Let me first say that this was our fourth trip to Jamaica. We have spent the first three times at Hedo 3, but since they have renamed that location, we thought we would try H2 this time. The property is in need of some major updating and upkeep. The staff only did the absolute minimum in the dining room. The food in the dining room was essentially the same for lunch and dinner everyday, very few choices. The piano was broken so they replaced it with a keyboard, which wasn't quite the same. The entertainment staff was friendly and did a great job. The alcohol was free flowing and the bartenders were able to make anything you asked for. It was our fourth and last stay at a Hedo property.

It was my 3rd trip.. We returned because of the people that we have met and the atmosphere that is here and nowhere else. Well, i think it's time for new management. Time for the people that go to Hedonism to speak and expect more. Food continues to go downhill along with the entertainment. It is a shame to see a once great place to go heading for future extinction. Food was cut largely at the buffet, no seafood, lacking selection. Munasan, their sushi/Japanese restaurant was terrible, portions cut back and food not so tasty as in the past. Professional prostitutes on the property... Numerous drug dealers on the beach... I mentioned food already - it's as bad as it gets. It looks like they use fresh ingredients, but nobody cares about taste at the end. The food basically doesn't taste good. Also, there was absolutely NO creativity or imagination used in the preparation of what was available. We don't expect caviar three times per day every day, or even at all, but some shrimp? Conch? Crab? I do not know who the chef is, but I would have fired him long time ago if it was my business. Bartenders do not have proper training. The same drink tastes differently if prepared by different people. A/C works in some rooms, but not as good in others. the rooms are outdated and terrible. They need to be modernized across the board. I expect something a little more elegant, considering the cost. No one should expect to see rotten doors in the toilet for example... The hosts might benefit from learning how to be a little more friendly. Quite frankly, they and a few of their other friends are fairly anti-social, to the point where they seem to go out of their way to not reciprocate a simple "hello" when one of their own guests greets them. They have this knack for pretending like they don't notice you standing three feet away from them. It's really odd, considering they are in the social networking business, but whatever. I'm not thrilled with that crew, and will be visiting Hedonism through another venue next year. Another complaint is the noise level of the music in the dining room. The entertainment crew feels that if you are not blasted out of your seat, it's not loud enough. It was so loud sometimes my ears hurt. We had to leave lunch when Lunchtime Spin started because the music was just too loud. And we left the dining room at Showtime nearly every night because the sound was too loud. We complained, as did many others, to no avail. So one thing we would ask is, please Hedo, turn down the volume. The disco is even worse which is reflected by the miniscule number of people who go there. Piano bar is even louder than disco!!! Why? It's impossible to talk over there. There was too much time between dinner and the nightly parties, so it was a bit of a buzz kill waiting around. Below they ask if I will recommend the hotel to a friend, YES is my answer, but not because of the hotel...ONLY because of the SOME staff that is great and because of the people that are there. There is a rock that is painted there that says "Hedo memories are forever" and it is the truth.